Bittersweet Candy Bowl

41. Moving On, chapter posted 7/7/07

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Author Commentary

Fortunately, this is the final time that english teacher gag will ever be used. It wasn’t that hilarious to begin with, but I wanted to give a rundown of the teachers that were encountered in this ninth grade.. which I remember doing at the eighth grade finale. So.. a bit of repetition here. ****** is meant to be outside of David’s class, by the way.

49 Reader Comments On This Page

Comment ID #1088

HA safe to the face

Plue March 9, 2010, 3:23 AM EST.

Comment ID #1833

whered she get the safe?

daken000 March 21, 2010, 11:38 PM EST.

Comment ID #1880

****** is back!

corvusfrugilegus March 22, 2010, 12:07 PM EST.

Comment ID #2515

Daken… it is the conveniently-available Safe of Justice. That’s where she got it.

waffle911 April 4, 2010, 2:44 PM EST.

Comment ID #6985

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAHAHAH
that was funny as hell!kizuana got saves lol

bored April 22, 2010, 6:21 AM EST.

Comment ID #7840

Final panel, Bob Dole, 2010-

Did anybody else catch this?

Average Joe April 24, 2010, 7:44 AM EST.

Comment ID #9175

i doubt if any1 cares joe

bored April 27, 2010, 3:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #9182

I wonder what that’s even referencing.

SuitCase April 27, 2010, 3:50 AM EST.

Comment ID #18563

By the way, I thought the “stupid english class” was funny everytime.

Alex, aka Catmant

Alex May 9, 2010, 5:18 AM EST.

Comment ID #20940

****** is apparently the hulk if someone flirts with David /snickers

Rue May 13, 2010, 2:13 AM EST.

Comment ID #24486

Meanie teacher friggen deserived it! d(^_^)

Cuddle Bear May 20, 2010, 2:20 AM EST.

Comment ID #29701

English teacher just got figuratively b*tch slapped.

Hannibal May 28, 2010, 1:25 AM EST.

Comment ID #39170

I think Tess is rubbing off on Paulo.

Rock Kenaro June 7, 2010, 9:20 PM EST.

Comment ID #39447

I don’t even know what the word “like” means anymore

Kasey June 8, 2010, 2:00 AM EST.

Comment ID #39451

To be similar to or to enjoy.

Zeke Woods June 8, 2010, 2:09 AM EST.

Comment ID #44188

Violence!

this guy June 15, 2010, 3:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #60613

she doesn’t seem “safe” snicker

stranger July 17, 2010, 3:10 PM EST.

Comment ID #61459

I live in England so I have no idea what CP stands for in this comic. I’ve just been laughing putting the other meaning in there.

Xenni July 20, 2010, 12:34 AM EST.

Comment ID #66325

Wow, that didn’t look very safe… HORRIBLE PUN!
Anyway, I laughed my *** off, What with ****** hitting someone in the head with a safe and David’s comment.

Skykitsune July 29, 2010, 12:30 AM EST.

Comment ID #66480

Hehehe… Safe cracker…

Bad puns are a universal artform, Skykitsune.

Steve-O July 29, 2010, 4:53 AM EST.

Comment ID #67354

don,t say fulfill his desires he just wants a lay so don,t say that

j the fourth July 30, 2010, 12:08 PM EST.

Comment ID #68093

Thank god for my daily dose of David. And Kitsune who is just as cool. Almost.

Lake July 31, 2010, 11:42 PM EST.

Comment ID #80823

I <3 ******, one of my favorite secondary characters , at the very least just for helping David shine a little brighter.

Manwithnoname August 23, 2010, 10:14 PM EST.

Comment ID #81381

Wait, how did ****** even throw that without hurting herself horribly?

I mean, isn’t she the most uncoordinated character in the comic?

Rawrd00d August 25, 2010, 4:40 AM EST.

Comment ID #105936

She was hurt by a safe. The irony.

That "Dude" October 16, 2010, 7:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #128599

Bam.

SushiJaguar November 18, 2010, 5:31 AM EST.

Comment ID #135283

Go ******! Protect your David!

Baeleox December 3, 2010, 6:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #137744

like owned, bitch!

The Other Guy December 21, 2010, 3:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #137807

paulo is so cute in panel 2 and 3

cutel09 December 21, 2010, 6:14 AM EST.

Comment ID #140677

You got safe on your face

felinoel January 7, 2011, 12:43 AM EST.

Comment ID #140875

While looking at David, I can hear:
“My hair gives me supah strength !”
-YGOTAS is the reference.-

Roger Watson January 7, 2011, 11:06 PM EST.

Comment ID #140912

Wow, my friend was right about this book
it’s epic I LOVE IT!!!

Hinata Angel January 8, 2011, 8:03 AM EST.

Comment ID #147181

that was so, like, justified and stuff. She was so mean and like forcefully.

blackmage February 13, 2011, 7:09 PM EST.

Comment ID #147747

David is OWN!XD IN YO FACE!:P

noone knows February 16, 2011, 1:41 AM EST.

Comment ID #160983

Haha! Mikies mouth is falling off his face in panel 8!

Blaidd96 May 12, 2011, 2:08 AM EST.

Comment ID #162078

Paulo is acting really different. He’s changed.

Lol, safe to the face. How strong is ****** to throw it? And wouldn’t it kill the other girl? Safes are heavy and made of reinforced steel and metal.

NintendoSegaSonyGuy May 19, 2011, 11:57 AM EST.

Comment ID #164101

lol, this is a comic, lets not be technical

Wolfiesong and Sneppy May 29, 2011, 5:32 PM EST.

Comment ID #172142

San completely forgets why Kiz was taken out.

She’s so funny and stuffs. Maybe too many people didn’t like her for whatever reason? Or she was asked to appear too much?

Either way she was a great addition to the story.

Sankuxi July 12, 2011, 9:32 AM EST.

Comment ID #173041

Interesting. Her name is censored. Watch: ******. See?

Gamzee July 18, 2011, 2:29 AM EST.

Comment ID #180133

You know, not for nothing, but I am beginning to wonder how David is ever going to get laid.

Fruvous September 2, 2011, 4:12 AM EST.

Comment ID #180743

The Weird Al reference made me smirk

You know, from the song Albuquerque… and David is a Weird Al fan.

“Hey… you’ve got ferrets on your face.”

Sparkfur September 6, 2011, 5:04 AM EST.

Comment ID #182161

Woot! Go Ki zuna \\o3o/

Yes, I did just avoid the unexplained “6 block censor”

John September 15, 2011, 3:35 PM EST.

Comment ID #191728

but like davie! were like best friends here or something! you cant like go! i like need you or some junk! i could like fulfil all of your desires if you want….
* book hits katie in face * LIKE OW!!! omg my mascara WHO LICKS A LIKE BOOK???!?!?! ughhhhhoh great i look worse than this outfit but still FABOULOUS!!!

luvercandy November 19, 2011, 1:39 AM EST.

Comment ID #208979

Nice aim, ******. Hahahahahah!!!

FairyTalegurl February 14, 2012, 10:57 PM EST.

Comment ID #216686

OWNED By the worlds coolest female-dog! NOT SO “SAFE” NOW, EH?

Hashi May 18, 2012, 3:26 AM EST.

Comment ID #224008

A safe?? Why not a tank?

Flyboy July 28, 2012, 10:37 AM EST.

Comment ID #228103

Lol *walks up to mizuna and high fives her*
Me: she
Mizune(i hope):just
Me:got
Together: OWNED!!!!!!

colton September 12, 2012, 2:28 AM EST.

Comment ID #241965

Panel seven!

Faye March 30, 2013, 2:24 AM EST.

Comment ID #245611

SAFE’D

ShizuTheCat May 14, 2013, 7:41 AM EST.