Bittersweet Candy Bowl

What a happy thought.

Aaaaaaaand prolly not, Tae.

Wow his comment is so wrong

Lol that’s what my man said to me once rofloflharhardurpjk

Love the look on Lucy’s face!!

Wish haha I actually got here early

THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE!
AND OH MY GOD PAULO’S DAD IS CRAZY~! <3 as expectd ! LOVE HOW LUCY’S TAIL FREZXLES UP!! !! <3 <3 <3
and he even called them ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ ! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY GOD HE IS SO CRAZY! AND A JERK! !

“Push her down the stairs”
Paulo’s dad is such a freaking beast!
And super fanservice for PauloxLucy fans!!

Meant to say woah…

i like hes dad :3

BAHAHAHA.
I love you Paulo’s Dad.
MARRY ME?

I guess seeing Paulo’s dad wasn’t such a good idea after all.

OMFG IT WORKD THANKS SOO MUCH *hugs*

Generation of Paulos

I think I understand your Dad Paulo.He said if you push more since you and Lucy had sex last night sure all you did was just insert.So Dad means until your sperms squirt out Lucy is sure to be pregnant.But did it came out?.NO!! it didn’t came out!!!!!.So if she iz pregnant “PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS TO KILL THE BABY” {Evil! muhahahahah!}

Way to go Paulo´s dad xD
That was an AWESOME way to finish up a page : D

where’s paulo’s mom? why isn’t she in the scene? I mean, we’re come across sandy’s mom, and a few others.

Pfffhahahahahaaaa, Paulo’s Dad is awesome. Awesome enough for a name other than Paulo’s Dad. I bet it’s Rodriguez. Or Zoro. No, I’ll stick with Rodriguez… OR, NO, I BET IT’S INIGO MONTOYA. Damnit, now I really hope his name is Inigo.

I love pannel 11.
Jesus Christ that is one awesome dad!

Wow, just wow!! I love that! But… he’s not serious, right? >.>;; Right o.o

I officially love Paulo’s dad now. He seems to stay calm in a crisis and be able to find (morbid) humour in any situation. Probably a good man to go to. maybe not the best, but good, since more panic if the last think those two poor kids need at the mo.

Wait. Why am I calling them kids? I’m the same age as them!

Haha, Hide the coat hanger is my favorite game!

wait… what!? WHAT!!??? WHAAAAT!!!???? homana homana homana homana homana homana!!! dude wtf is this? Paulo’s dad is awesome! my dad would freak out and blow his freakin head off if he thought i got a girl pregnant!

o__O damn genetics. i want paulos dad

FALCON PAAAAAAAUNCH!

@xD: Paulo’s parents are divorced, if i recall correct.

I love how awkward paulo is acting in these strips.
Oh god. now i have to wait till friday to see lucy’s reaction to Paulo’s dad phrase.

@Chazfullmetal

I know right?!

…I like Paulo’s dad, and I don’t know why. It defies all logic and reason in my mind. WHY MUST MY LOGIC BE DEFIED!?

cuz logically a cat and dog world doesnt exist (at least not in taeshi’s way), so i dont think logic has any place here. However, i think that there might be a dimension where it exists! yaaaay for dimensions

Bahahahaha! I knew he’d end up saying something like that!

And what, no Falcon Punch suggestion?!

And here I was thinking he was going to be all “morning after pill ftw”. Not “I’m a horribly irresponsible adult.”

Paulo dad, you let me down

NO PUSHING I WANT……THOSE……KITTENS

That was so funny! And skykitty are you mac? If you aren’t then don’t worry he is just obsessed with the phrase “I know right?”. And he reads this and has refused to tell me what his name is.

well i dident se that coming O_o

ITT: people panicking about the dad, not realizing he just has a twisted sense of humour.

… sigh

Pffft!

Yay push her down the stairs!

You know, if I ever have kids, and they ever do something dumb like this, I’m totally going to have to top this for messing with them.

Shatos: Likewise
Comic genius. I was wondering how this would turn out. Taeshi surprises me everytime. And paulos dad, let’ justs call him Gary or Greg, is hilarious. I mean, I jut didn’t expect this type of character . Please put him in the main with a speaking roll, taeshi pleaaaaase

I sure hope ‘Push her down the stairs’ is a metaphor. xD

This dad of Paulo’s seriously rocks, you nailed his expressions from the previous to the current page. I’m lovin’ him already!

Speaking of lovin’, his design is really well done - it’s like a daddy version of Paulo, but not exactly like Paulo at the same time… His eyes… I reckon it’s the ‘Blank style old guy type’! And his worn out whiskers further emphasises that he’s an older timer, neat! Hope he’s got some more words of wisdom to his son (despite the fact that it’s a dream!) X3

Paulo’s dad is hilarious. Just…hilarious.

Paulo’s dad rocks!
Though, he’s right. One night isin’t gonna make Lucy preagnant. Paulo, you should have payed more attention to those SexEd classes you had in the beguining of the comics. Though, with a teacher like that…. NVM.

Pffft. Push her down. Pffft.

That ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ don’t pushher

Oh Paulo’s dad, gimme some o’ that sweet hard-hat-hair lovin’.

I officially claim him as my own. >:C

I AM PAULO’S NEW STEPMOTHER.

That… That was quite possibly the funniest reaction I have EVER seen a character have to such a situation.

I officially heart Paulo’s dad now <3

*Snickers* Push her down the stairs when you know… That’s gold

Stay away Maverik!
He’s MIIIIIINE!

lol funny!

Make sure her head is bleeding too. The less she knows, hopefully the better.

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! His reaction is priceless!

BEST.ADVICE.EVER!!!!!!!!!

He isn’t mad?

I wish I had a dad like him. :|

*has found new respect for the silent dad* >:

Experience and good parenting in the works here people. We should all be so lucky to have a dad like Paulo’s. xD

HAHAHAHA~ that’s a nice one tho.

Awww I’m kinda disappointed Lucy’s not pregnant, I was hoping that the money stealing, water gun buying kid would be a reality

And I really like Mr Paulo’s design too

Push her down the stairs anyway~

and thus the keys are out,you just didnt see him take them out because he’s THAT good

Bahahaha. I hope when I have kids, I can be a cool parent like that.

i heard somewhere at you’re not technically pregnant for the first week… or something

i love his reaction, very priceless

Yup, they’re related, alright.

Someday Paulo’s going to say the same thing to his kids.

What Paulo should have done. Un-install Lucy Pregnation Program, and replace it with WinRar. Or he should have deleted all his “Files”

C’mon, you know I’m terrible with computer related puns

lets bomb her ❚❚❚❚❚❚!

Lucy looks like she thinks he’s serious…

Oh man I love this guy.

That’s because i AM serious

Paulo: Oh Dad, you’re such a kidder.
Paulo’s Dad: No, I’m serious.
Lucy: WTF.

Push her down the stairs… brilliant.

*pushes lucy down the stairs*

I still think we should refer to paulos dad as Greg or Gary.


GREG.

OR. GARY.

*thumbs up to lolwut* good job kid

I think we should call him “Paulo’s Dad” until he actually gets a name… You keep calling hem GREG OR GARY, and I’ll laugh when Taeshi names him Kieth.

… DO IT AGAIN! I BID THEE!

Deal

Hooray for Paulo’s dad being so cool! And more importantly, hooray for Paulo being such a caring and considerate person!

that
was
EPIC.

best scene from a comic ever…

omfg that was akward

PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS ANYWAY!

Oh man, oh man, Paulo’s dad and you Tae have both gone up like, so many levels of awesome.

“Push her down the stairs when you actually know…”
Priceless

Paulo’s dad is AWESOME!

Paulo’s dad is such a wise and caring figure in Paulo’s life. He must get his perversion from his mother :3

Omg! Paulo’s Dad is awesome!! Best advice EVAR!! He is one of a fav chars now x3
Lucy’s expression is like “Wut? O.O” haha love it

Paulo’s dad is more then awesome! he is almost as awesome as Chuck Norris

lol, That’s all I have to say xD

push her down the stairs thats gold

pff….HAHAHAHAHAHA

Best dad ever.

Wha.. wait just 1 night hahahah WTF do they have a sexual education teacher xD?
nice epic fail lol..

wow….push her down the stairs. Nice Paulo’s dad….although it is kind of funny. Prooooobably shouldn’t tell them that one time isn’t going to do anything….

Paulo’s father is epicsauce,

The “Push her down the stairs when ya know” is evil Taeshi. Light side does not like it. Dark side isn’t laughing, i’ll let it slide because this is a great comic.

This sounds like every conversation in the random chat…

Paulo: Phew, for a moment i was worried.

Paulo`s Dad: Oh, don`t worry kid, i had banged your mom in your grandpa`s car every nigth for a week, before i made of her a pregnant teen.

Paulo:WTF?

Father of the year award goes to:


Paulos Dad xD

Epic sidestory, but I think it’s time we went on to see the rest of the comic, and hopefully, a book release!

Now we know were Paulo gets it from. Paulos dad is right, and hes got a sick sense of humor. But something tells me he wasnt joking…Oh well, he’s funny anyway

does taeshi even own cats? cuz one night is more than enough

Paulo’s Dad: Well…then again I pushed your mom down the stairs and that obiviously didn’t work…

O.o puh her really?

i think they used that because it would be easier and less offensive to the anti-abortion parties instead of saying something about a cloths hanger. -_-“

Paulo’s dad is the first parent that actually said more than one line in the entire comic.

AHAHAhAhAHAHAHA! wait what?

That’s terrible advice! Yes, it’s too early for her to be pregnant yet-so what about considering the option of the morning-after pill? If she does get pregnant, an abortion would be more difficult to get, in all likelihood, so they should take precautions.

Besides that though, hilarious, and really shows Paulo’s dad being a great dad.

Oh ha, is it push her down the stairs as in Gone with the Wind??

Thanks, Dad.

Haha, managed to fake me out into thinking there was some kind of time skip involved.

…At least Paulo’s imagination realized it in the form of his dad even if his imaginary self didn’t.

Gah, now my brain hurts.

Ah, truer wisdom I’ve seldom heard

Yay Daddy.

free abortion!!!!! Woot!? I can’t tell if that’s a good thing ^.^’

Wow parent of the year right there. Actualy he explains Paulo a bit.

wow that is a really fountqin of knowleadge, push her down the stair haha.
what a cool dad!!!

lol…
I like alternate storyline so much more than the original…

WOOOO! the stair method! didnt think you had it in yah tae.

Paulo’s dad epic moment. AWESOME!

-Dad i want the baby
-I said, push her down the stairs!

SERIOUSLY?!?!

That came out left field.

Awesome.

~Neko

xD

I don’y think Lucy knows if Paulo’s dad is joking or not

that was truly wonderful. i love paulos dad

@Cam I know, right?

@JephemeraL What about Greggario?

Actually, on the note of names, I’m continually disappointed that Paulo isn’t spelled Paolo.

So, wanting us to shut up about never having the parents on screen? Or just the whole bawling pregnancy dramastorm amongst the audience? I wonder…

Hmm, come to think of it… I think Paulo’s Dad is right, since I recall seeing some figures that suggest it’s about a 60% chance of not getting preggers just from regular sex (I believe this is if conditions are such that pregnancy can occur due to being close enough to when the egg’s around).

Eggs only survive for so long, and if Lucy wasn’t just being a complete idiot and it actually is around her period… Gah, it’s been too long since I had sex ed, bloody menstrual cycle minutia…

So, it’s likely she’s in her luteal phase rather than the ovulatory, and eggs don’t last very long for humans at least, apparently disintegrating in the fallopian tubes after either one or two days. Combine that with how stressful her life is normally combined with the added stress of her new drama…

Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lucy commonly would have delayed or missed cycles, given how high strung she is.

Then again, cat people. So…. *shrug* Spent too much time and thought on this anyway.

Ah, reality is awesome

I figured something was up

lol thats always the answer… push her down the stairs

hehee… I’d like to see ya try xD

@obsidian
gladly! just let me hook up my flux compositor and jump through time!

:|

Taeshi

I have no words for how happy you’ve made me today.

i actually did a spit take laughing at the end of this comic

:.D

Hahahaha this comic is to awesome:D

I… umm… what? thats not a parent response

I love Paulo’s dad now.

Paulo’s dad is a boss. Seriously.

Paulo’s dad is like the coolest dad ever! I also think that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, Paulo is like his dad so much. Can’t wait for friday!

Thats just evil.. im mad that he acually laffed

Paulo’s dad: newest Ensemble Darkhorse? I think so.

Ya that will totally solve ALL problems. Just push it down the stairs!!!

I think Paulo’s dad just became my favorite character <3

Paulo’s dad should totally make an appearance in the “Real life” arc… so freaking awesome…

You Are Evil dude….

Lucy needs a good pushing down the stairs.

best dad ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you. Thats all i can say is thank you.

thats funny as hell

…

…what Scott Pilgrim said.

Pfft, push her down the stairs? EVIL! But hysterical. I adore Paulo’s dad. :3

Paulo’s dad wins.

LMAO!!!! Paulo I love your dad!!!! Nuff said.

This guy saw it coming once he realized the time elapsed,

My sentiments are the same as everyone else: What Paulo’s dad said was evil, but hilarious at the same time.

@Sano
I think he was referring to the actual ‘sperm’ not the kids.


I have to say, I didn’t see that last panel coming. If it were me, I’d make them writhe in worry until I figured they had enough.

well pushing her down the stairs is cheaper than abortion!

At first I thought it was the stairs of marriage.

…then my funny bone kicked in.

i hope he gets more screen time from now on.

Never thought to see that in a comic xD

But you know, a friend of mine really was in that situation and his dad just laughed at him for freaking out about something like that.

And, right you are Dad, just push her down.

4th panel. Paulo looks retarded.

“lil’ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ dont know what direction they’re swimming in yet”

Love it! Paulo’s Dad for best character ever.

hahahahahah Paulo’s dad is funnyyyy

Abortion? In this economy? Heck no.
Stairs: The Cheeper Problem Fixer

Lol wut. Paulo’s dad FTW!

woot for paulo’s dad not being mad

… (bursts out laughing)

I… I think Paulo’s dad is one of my favorite characters now…

*snerk*

Oh yeah, Mr. Paulo’s Dad. Great advice there.

……….WTF?

Hoping for a mention of emergency contraception, ie the morning after pill.

wow, what a father funny, though. Wait… since the cats are treated like humans, if Lucy was pregnant, would she have 5 kittens, or one child? o.o

Damn, what a great father he is lol

I’m just surprized that by this time, Abstinence teacher lady hasn’t made SOME kind of cameo.

did he just call them ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚….? nice lol
@Zen i wonder if they even have those in cat world…
@Spazy i know i miss her

“Push her down the stairs when you actually know, okay?”

Abslutely amazing.

Wow, I read from the very beginning of Chapter 1 to this page in only 3 days! I’m happy! :3

OH GAWD
OFFICALLY LOVE HIS DAD

Okay, for serious now, this didn’t bother me at first, but then I left the computer and logic stuff started happening in my brain.

Can this really be a daydream? A daydream implies that the dreamer is awake and is simply playing a scenario in his or her head. That being said, how can Paulo’s dad in this daydream, a figment of Paulo’s imagination for this imaginary scenario, know something that Paulo himself didn’t know? The idea of such happening is illogical!

If this were a dream where Paulo was asleep, such might be able to happen since the subconscious is capable of knowing things the dreamer does not know in real life.

Okay, over.

“What?! xD”

…It’s a freakin’ comic, Gabriel. With talking cats. It doesn’t have to make sense.

Gabriel Kaxbe said logic stuffs.
I was wondering about this too. Then again, I sometimes have daydreams where I imagine I don’t know something I know. Maybe Paulo knows that he’s not an expert on sex and that there could be something similar his dad could say? ❚❚❚❚ if I know though, it is weird.

Pff

Is this really a dream? Its called “Another Path”, so I would surmise that it is more of an alternate reality. Access to the alternate reality by means of a daydream intro is nice. I like what you did there, Taeshi.

I think you’re taking this too seriously, Gabriel.
If you’re going for logic here, the main characters of this webcomic are talking cats.
Logic has no place on the internet!

Logic IS the internet. Just look at 4chan. That preposterous preponderance of logic so logical that it doesn’t even make sense. And trolls! Those too.

Gabriel you idiot,paulo thought of that because he thinks that’s something his dad would say

LOL OH MY GOD, I LOVE Paulo’s dad so much! He’s hilarious, and awesomely fluffy<3

and I lol’d hard at the last panel, poor Lucy looks terrified at that last part. xD

I can break her kneecaps if ya want, boss.

wow just wow

WTH i wonreded other thing from paulo dad xD awesome

Paulo’s Dad is officially the most awesome person in the comic ever.

Later tonight he’s going to give Paulo the “Atta boy!” talk.

if anyone whant more bcb music videos go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJVBP2sOF4
and sub raykatana and he will make more

This comic is so made of win and awesome that it becomes crap and then reverts to being awesome, if i had a credit card or pay pal/whateva i would so give donations to this, please keep going long enough so that i can feel that i contribute to this <3

taeshi its me hokslol from deviantart

And we wonder why Paulo’s so messed up…

hehheh..
push her down the stairs?!
xD
wow.. Paulos dad is kinda sarcastic.. sometimes…
o.o
i want next page… I.I

I think I like Paulo’s dad.

-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Aw Paulo’s dad- You are the best.

Lucy thinks Paulo’s father is SERIOUS…..XD

:awesomeface:

Hm… The plot thickens.

Best dad ever.

^

Oh gods, that’s totally how I’m gunna be when I’m a father >.>

Well, at least he didn’t flip out. That’s one of the many possibilities of what his reaction could have been.

Bestest dad ever.

Too many parent’s flip out in crazy ways over stuff like this. I like how Paulo’s dad handles it. Just shows that fiction is much better than real life.

Paulo, I lurve your dad. x3

lol

Hehehe, now that’s a dad, though considering he’s PAULO’S dad, I suppose I should’ve expected a reaction like this.That isn’t a jab, mind you, I just can’t see Paulo’s parents (at least not his dad) being the type to go all crazy-go-nuts over a late night rendesvous, especially at the age he and Lucy are at. I’m sure he’ll get a serious talking-to later, of course.

I will admit, I was hoping Pa-Somali would still be in his hardhat (because it’s rad), but I also realize that wearing it all the time would just be ridiculous.

Also, I love Lucy’s “Wh-what!?” expression in the last panel. Bug eyes and tail-frizzies. Adorable.

XD That made me laugh so hard.

Woah! I’d like a Dad like that.

wow bin gone a month and come back to thise,all I can say is interesting parenting tactics and neat icons

My carefully prepared response:

*Ahem*

BWAAAHAHAAHAHAAAHA!!!!!

this is now my fave comic…EVER!!!

hahaha :3

Yesh, It did shut me up.

I like how the dad was laughing at them

Alright Well I’ve finally read all the comics from 1 to this current one and I have to say I’m very impressed I love this so much i Cant stop reading it. But if he pushes lucy down the stairs i’mma cry Y_Y

My “Paulo maturing stage” theory still stands

I thought they were overreacting, but over nothing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

for the teen pregnancy problem: push her down the stairs….

dude i officially love paulos dad!

You know sometimes someone says that something that happens every now and then makes them die a little inside? Every time Taeshi makes an abortion joke, the exact opposite of that happens to me.

First props go to artist/writter for their wicked sense of humor.

Second props go to Paulo for putting Lucy’s future before his own.

Third props go to Paulos dad for the best comment of the arc.

I know this arc is just a dream, but I am loving it.

@Ko Tenn : Flux Capacitor, get it right!

@Melee: Well, no mention is made of Mike and Lucy and Paulo and Sue and Tess’s gaggle of littermates. So…Uh…. Probably not.

Actually, this reminds me of how I was pondering what Mike&Lucy’s parental situations are.

@Banana Bread: I know, what kind of father doesn’t make sure his son has condoms and knows how to use them? Sewiously. Way to be derelict in your paternal duties, Paulo’s Dad. Though I guess since he is a construction worker he might just not have time to be there as much, hence Paulo’s wild nature, so maybe he was just delayed…

But even with all of that, still, show stealing potential there.

Paulo’s dad is definitely where his sense of humor, or at lest, how he expresses it, comes from.

That last panel is SOLID GOLD. I was reading this with 3 other people in here and we all just about died laughing at that last panel. Poor Lucy. She so did not need to hear that.

Paulo’s dad is the best character ever!

His dad is the best.

Lawl, what a troll.

@Banana Bread condoms wouldn’t work for cats they have spiked ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ nwouldn’t work for dogs eaher too much fluid to hold back plus swelling bace

PUSH THE BITCH!!! (jk, all u lucy fans out there )

that happens to parents when they dont drink their morning coffee.

But O well. Not the first time a parent suggested to kick someone down the stairs….

Or they suggest it only to me? Yes?

*runs away*

I’m a little concerned that there’s a few posts that really think you can’t get pregnant from just one night. It is very much a possibility and the fact that a few people early on insinuated that its impossible worries me. But the comic… That’s fricken hilarious.
Excellent work.

Can someone make panel 8 a avatar.

Wow… I didn’t think that Paulo was capable of thinking something like this whole episode….

And there’s more of it!

This guy is clearly disturbed

DOWN THE STAIRS WE GO!

lol… team paulo

LOL !!!! shes like O.o wtf!

WHAT A WONDERFUL COMIC. WONDERFULLY WONDERFUL.

The look on Lucy’s face in the last panel is quite entertaining

That’s my hubby.
C:

I think it’s cute how Lucy is holding onto Paulo’s shoulder~

I vote we see more of Paulo’s Dad! He is epic. xD

LMFAO!! BRILLLIIIIANNNNNNNNNT!

Damn… I may have lost the name battle, but THEY WILL WIN THE WAR..

Wait, just realized I put myself down

Let’s play “Lucy’s emotional roulette”! You’ll never know what you’ll get next!

Dear Paulo’s Dad

Brilliance thy name is Gary…or Greg.

I was wondering how she knew with only one night,

kids today :C

“Lil’ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ don’t even…” LMAO! I LOVE that! Another awesome page, keep it up! ;D

Morning after pill guys? Hello? GET IT NOW.

Geez.

^

It’s an alternate reality THEY DON’T HAVE THEM AAAAAA

@Guy: She probably doesn’t. Her train of thought probably went, “Sex…OH GOD I’M PREGNANT!”. That’s actually more like NO train of thought.

ZOMFG!!!!! AROFLMAO !!!!! BTWITIAILWY!!!!!…THAT IS HOW AWSUMSAUCE UR COMIC IS!!!!!! i was wondering about that pregnant the next day thing…do you think i can trade dads with Paulo??…….


-also the BTWITIAILWY mean By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You for those of you who don’t know-

-also google epic box and click i’m feeling lucky…you’ll LOL-

I just re-read the page. DO WHAT to Lucy?!

❚❚❚❚ ❚❚❚❚: Googled Epic box, I lol’d

yeah that’s not how any sane parent would react. ❚❚❚❚ gets complicated when kids get pregnant, it is a fact.

I read this again and suddenly realised that “lil’ ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚” was NOT referring to Paulo and Lucy. God, I’m so stupid. No wonder it didn’t make sense.

I get it now.

That is one awesome dad.

WOW lol i love this comic

*Push*

Lol, Paulo’s dad has a sense of humor.

Paulo’s dad is awesome.

Wait, throw her down the stairs?

I don’t get it .

JESUS, people keep bothering me to see my doodles of BCB people!! And SOMEONE had the NERVE to draw IN PEN all over my best one of Mikey and Lucy, where they were sitting next to each other and Mikey was thinking of Sandy and smiling to himself and Lucy was all makin a mad face at him but blushing to show she’s jealous … WAIT A SEC!! If Sandy has hair … does that mean Lucy’s BALD?????

P.S. I luv this page, it’s hilarious and cute

P.P.S. I is still True Liar but with another name

Awesome dad is awesome :3

Notice Lucy’s tail when Paulo’s dad comments on pushing her down the stairs

Also I wouldn’t have pushed her down the stairs that would take too long, I would just shoot her in the face or in her cervix. Ya know?

And if u think that’s mean well, how would you like it if someone were to push you down the stairs and still die or would you rather get a bullet top the brain? Hmmm?
HMMMMMM!?!?!?!?!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

heh heh…. funny comments… x3
i love this page
I WANT NEXT PAGE I.I

this comic is awesome! the fact its dramic makes it more amusing then if it was just an ordinary strip.

love lucys face in the final pannel

When it comes right down to it Paulo is just as whinny as Lucy. LOL

My reaction to Googling “epic box” —-> o_O Eh?

:P Twas strange.

lol… kids who know nothing are hilarious
I love your comic

oooh wow, what a helpful dad…
*rolls eyes*

is the game right below comment thing supposed to be an ad, or yours, or…what?
idk if it will even be there for other people if its an ad =\
Edit* after posting this, it changed so….it’s an ad.

Just push her down the stairs~

push her down the stairs…… LOL this joke made my day or night because it 8:00p.m were i live

Took me awhile to actualy start posting a comment, kinda started cracking up after the whole dad thing xD

Wait… this is what Paulo is thinking about?
He must REALLY be honest with himself xD

I wish Paulo’s dad was my dad.
He looks like a cool guy.

why don’t you push her down the stairs now

Figure of speech, Aly.

Ah, the ‘ol push-her-down-the-stairs tactic. Guaranteed to work or your money back.

Morning-after pill anyone???? =D

I love how he is all giggly and they’re still scared shitless

Hes definitely Paulo’s dad XP

Damn, I wish my dad was like that…

woah… everyone seems so short compared to Paulo’s dad. ‘_’

I think my marriage to Paulo’s Dad needs to be edited into this story somewhere.

There’s pics of it. Therefore it happened.

Ahahaha oh god the last panel. That dad sure knows his abortion techniques.

don’t let that Techniques fools you! 15 years ago Paulo survived!

Paulo’s dad is now my favorite character in the whole story.

Which is saying something, I fracking love most of the cast

PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS LOLMAO!!!!!

ENOUGH ANGST.


NEED MORE MCCAIN.

I swear to god if Paulo’s dad doesn’t become a regular character I’m gonna have to hurt someone.

Talk about off color humor.
Pushing her down the stairs can mean two things.
1: Abortion attempt by brutal force
2: Dragging her downstairs in a humiliating fashion.

lolololololol again again

*Pushes Lucy Of The Stairs*
Lucy:Gah!WTF?!

haha that must be so awackward for paulos dad LOL hes like reading a book in bed then hes like Hmm whats that noise? coming from up stairs hahah (“stops”) ………..must have been the wind hahah and now paulo was like ” last night” and in the 8th panel hes so realising what it was hes like …………dear sweet god lmfao. Keep up the Awesome work Tash

Catholics didnt say nuttin ‘bout that

i like how Paulo’s face did’t change relly in the last 2 pages after his dad told him to push Lucy down the stairs if shes pregnant, and shes freaking out about it and Paulo’s face is like ” i understand dad.”

Hahahahahaha, it was so serious, so intense… and then I got to the last panel and laughed aloud. YES.

PFFFFT

FUKKEN WIN TAESHI.

oh wow….my dad would have disowned me

(: # if it was me, my parents would either take aboraion a his stage or kill me in a forest

I hope Lucy isn’t pregnant!!! (although they would be cute kittens )

pffft hahahahahahahahahahahaha

*laugh* they didnt listen in sex ed right?… *remember their sex ed teacher* never mind ^^;

push her down the stairs gotta love paulos dad

thats some freaking awesome advise

remember kids, ALWAYS USE A CONDOM!
btw I’m pretty sure hes saying Paulo’s “seeds” are retarded. LOL

double post, but, thumbs up for abortion OLD SCHOOL STYLE!

sadly enough I think it’d work. Lucy is tough enough to survive tumbling down a flight of stairs, yet frail enough to… uhm…


ya I’ll shut up now.


Taeshi, gotta hand it to ya, this is one AMAZING comic.

The reason Paulo’s mom isn’t there is because Paulo’s dad pushed down the stairs

It’s fact I am now team paulo.

Man if only real parents could be this linient

@TAGeR

Mine are. xD I was 12, and my mom was like, ‘Okay. Make sure you use a condom when it’s time.’
I was all like, ‘Lulmom. Go away.’

PAULO: Hey lucy come look at whats at the top of the stairs!
LUCY: O.K.!
*push*
Abortion accomplished.

@Everyone who has commented
You all are ❚❚❚❚ing funny.

Paulo’s Dad is awesome. Most parents wouldn’t be cool with you knocking a girl up, even though there are several options.

I love his Dad already.

‘lil ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ don’t know what direction they are swimming to yet.’ Looooooooool!!!

I was about to swallow my coke, then I read that one line, and i just went, o_,O

I couldnt swallow my coke when I read this, I just sat there, like this…

o_,O

(pst! the comma is the coke for the clue less!)
XD

First, I
But then, I

Seriously though, what is wrong with Paulo’s dad? People have been falling left and right already, no need to push someone down the freakin stairs.

I could have sworn this almost happened to me once.
huh. Deja vu.

My dads kinda like that too.

… omfg so evil. so very very evil. YAY DARK HUMOR!!!!!

And again…Paulo’s dad is awesome!

killing babies is funny… and lucy.

YEAH! Dark Humour,finally

My thoughts on his idea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_VheAwZBuQ