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Comment ID #84923
wow really just push her
Coonclaws September 1, 2010, 4:27 AM EST.
Comment ID #84924
WHAT?!!!! Push her down the stairs? Tae, what gives? THat was evil- funny, but evil!
Renadt September 1, 2010, 4:27 AM EST.
Comment ID #84925
I love this comic.
BcbLover September 1, 2010, 4:27 AM EST.
Comment ID #84926
What a happy thought.
pfft no September 1, 2010, 4:28 AM EST.
Comment ID #84927
Aaaaaaaand prolly not, Tae.
Renadt September 1, 2010, 4:28 AM EST.
Comment ID #84928
Wow his comment is so wrong
Ventrilo Server September 1, 2010, 4:28 AM EST.
Comment ID #84929
Lol that’s what my man said to me once rofloflharhardurpjk
Love the look on Lucy’s face!!
Kara-Yasuragi September 1, 2010, 4:29 AM EST.
Comment ID #84930
Wish haha I actually got here early
Randomness September 1, 2010, 4:29 AM EST.
Comment ID #84931
THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE!
! LOVE HOW LUCY’S TAIL FREZXLES UP!!
!! <3 <3 <3
! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY GOD HE IS SO CRAZY!
AND A JERK!
!
AND OH MY GOD PAULO’S DAD IS CRAZY~! <3 as expectd
and he even called them ********
Sano~ September 1, 2010, 4:30 AM EST.
Comment ID #84933
“Push her down the stairs”
Paulo’s dad is such a freaking beast!
And super fanservice for PauloxLucy fans!!
Morgan September 1, 2010, 4:30 AM EST.
Comment ID #84934
Meant to say woah…
Randomness September 1, 2010, 4:30 AM EST.
Comment ID #84935
i like hes dad :3
FOX BOY September 1, 2010, 4:31 AM EST.
Comment ID #84936
BAHAHAHA.
I love you Paulo’s Dad.
MARRY ME?
Sock September 1, 2010, 4:31 AM EST.
Comment ID #84937
I guess seeing Paulo’s dad wasn’t such a good idea after all.
spynae September 1, 2010, 4:32 AM EST.
Comment ID #84938
OMFG IT WORKD
THANKS SOO MUCH *hugs*
Boxdog September 1, 2010, 4:32 AM EST.
Comment ID #84939
Generation of Paulos
skykitty September 1, 2010, 4:32 AM EST.
Comment ID #84940
I think I understand your Dad Paulo.He said if you push more since you and Lucy had sex last night sure all you did was just insert.So Dad means until your sperms squirt out Lucy is sure to be pregnant.But did it came out?.NO!! it didn’t came out!!!!!.So if she iz pregnant “PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS TO KILL THE BABY” {Evil! muhahahahah!}
kirkiss September 1, 2010, 4:38 AM EST.
Comment ID #84941
Way to go Paulo´s dad xD
That was an AWESOME way to finish up a page : D
Markus September 1, 2010, 4:39 AM EST.
Comment ID #84942
where’s paulo’s mom? why isn’t she in the scene? I mean, we’re come across sandy’s mom, and a few others.
xD September 1, 2010, 4:41 AM EST.
Comment ID #84944
Pfffhahahahahaaaa, Paulo’s Dad is awesome. Awesome enough for a name other than Paulo’s Dad. I bet it’s Rodriguez. Or Zoro. No, I’ll stick with Rodriguez… OR, NO, I BET IT’S INIGO MONTOYA. Damnit, now I really hope his name is Inigo.
Cedric Bale September 1, 2010, 4:42 AM EST.
Comment ID #84945
I love pannel 11.
Jesus Christ that is one awesome dad!
Gio September 1, 2010, 4:44 AM EST.
Comment ID #84946
Anagha Rose September 1, 2010, 4:45 AM EST.
Comment ID #84947
I officially love Paulo’s dad now. He seems to stay calm in a crisis and be able to find (morbid) humour in any situation. Probably a good man to go to. maybe not the best, but good, since more panic if the last think those two poor kids need at the mo.
Wait. Why am I calling them kids? I’m the same age as them!
Zari September 1, 2010, 4:47 AM EST.
Comment ID #84948
Haha, Hide the coat hanger is my favorite game!
Wolfei September 1, 2010, 4:51 AM EST.
Comment ID #84950
wait… what!? WHAT!!??? WHAAAAT!!!???? homana homana homana homana homana homana!!! dude wtf is this? Paulo’s dad is awesome! my dad would freak out and blow his freakin head off if he thought i got a girl pregnant!
o__O damn genetics. i want paulos dad
Chazfullmetal September 1, 2010, 4:53 AM EST.
Comment ID #84951
FALCON PAAAAAAAUNCH!
Blitz September 1, 2010, 4:54 AM EST.
Comment ID #84952
@xD: Paulo’s parents are divorced, if i recall correct.
I love how awkward paulo is acting in these strips.
Oh god. now i have to wait till friday to see lucy’s reaction to Paulo’s dad phrase.
Gnukko September 1, 2010, 4:54 AM EST.
Comment ID #84953
@Chazfullmetal
I know right?!
skykitty September 1, 2010, 4:56 AM EST.
Comment ID #84954
…I like Paulo’s dad, and I don’t know why. It defies all logic and reason in my mind. WHY MUST MY LOGIC BE DEFIED!?
Pax September 1, 2010, 4:56 AM EST.
Comment ID #84955
cuz logically a cat and dog world doesnt exist (at least not in taeshi’s way), so i dont think logic has any place here. However, i think that there might be a dimension where it exists! yaaaay for dimensions
Chazfullmetal September 1, 2010, 4:57 AM EST.
Comment ID #84956
Bahahahaha! I knew he’d end up saying something like that!
And what, no Falcon Punch suggestion?!
Rawrd00d September 1, 2010, 4:59 AM EST.
Comment ID #84957
And here I was thinking he was going to be all “morning after pill ftw”. Not “I’m a horribly irresponsible adult.”

Paulo dad, you let me down
Titanium Dragon September 1, 2010, 4:59 AM EST.
Comment ID #84958
NO PUSHING I WANT……THOSE……KITTENS
Magnus Darkly September 1, 2010, 5:03 AM EST.
Comment ID #84959
That was so funny! And skykitty are you mac? If you aren’t then don’t worry he is just obsessed with the phrase “I know right?”. And he reads this and has refused to tell me what his name is.
lake September 1, 2010, 5:04 AM EST.
Comment ID #84960
well i dident se that coming O_o
shatos September 1, 2010, 5:05 AM EST.
Comment ID #84963
ITT: people panicking about the dad, not realizing he just has a twisted sense of humour.
… sigh
Cam September 1, 2010, 5:16 AM EST.
Comment ID #84964
Pffft!
Gaka September 1, 2010, 5:18 AM EST.
Comment ID #84965
Yay push her down the stairs!
Skyen September 1, 2010, 5:19 AM EST.
Comment ID #84966
You know, if I ever have kids, and they ever do something dumb like this, I’m totally going to have to top this for messing with them.
Titanium Dragon September 1, 2010, 5:19 AM EST.
Comment ID #84967
Shatos: Likewise
Comic genius. I was wondering how this would turn out. Taeshi surprises me everytime. And paulos dad, let’ justs call him Gary or Greg, is hilarious. I mean, I jut didn’t expect this type of character . Please put him in the main with a speaking roll, taeshi pleaaaaase
JephemeraL September 1, 2010, 5:25 AM EST.
Comment ID #84968
I sure hope ‘Push her down the stairs’ is a metaphor. xD
Xenni September 1, 2010, 5:26 AM EST.
Comment ID #84969
This dad of Paulo’s seriously rocks, you nailed his expressions from the previous to the current page. I’m lovin’ him already!
His eyes… I reckon it’s the ‘Blank style old guy type’! And his worn out whiskers further emphasises that he’s an older timer, neat! Hope he’s got some more words of wisdom to his son (despite the fact that it’s a dream!) X3
Speaking of lovin’, his design is really well done - it’s like a daddy version of Paulo, but not exactly like Paulo at the same time…
Elson 'Darkspeeds' Wong September 1, 2010, 5:31 AM EST.
Comment ID #84970
Paulo’s dad is hilarious. Just…hilarious.
MacFluffers September 1, 2010, 5:38 AM EST.
Comment ID #84971
Paulo’s dad rocks!
Though, he’s right. One night isin’t gonna make Lucy preagnant. Paulo, you should have payed more attention to those SexEd classes you had in the beguining of the comics. Though, with a teacher like that…. NVM.
RyuPuma September 1, 2010, 5:42 AM EST.
Comment ID #84972
Pffft. Push her down. Pffft.
Ganka September 1, 2010, 5:42 AM EST.
Comment ID #84973
That ******* don’t pushher
Straw September 1, 2010, 5:52 AM EST.
Comment ID #84974
Oh Paulo’s dad, gimme some o’ that sweet hard-hat-hair lovin’.
I officially claim him as my own. >:C
I AM PAULO’S NEW STEPMOTHER.
Sock September 1, 2010, 5:52 AM EST.
Comment ID #84975
That… That was quite possibly the funniest reaction I have EVER seen a character have to such a situation.

I officially heart Paulo’s dad now <3
*Snickers* Push her down the stairs when you know… That’s gold
Maverik September 1, 2010, 5:54 AM EST.
Comment ID #84976
Stay away Maverik!
He’s MIIIIIINE!
Sock September 1, 2010, 5:56 AM EST.
Comment ID #84977
lol funny!
Reimei September 1, 2010, 5:59 AM EST.
Comment ID #84978
Make sure her head is bleeding too. The less she knows, hopefully the better.
Mr.D September 1, 2010, 6:00 AM EST.
Comment ID #84980
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! His reaction is priceless!
notalive_zombie September 1, 2010, 6:09 AM EST.
Comment ID #84981
BEST.ADVICE.EVER!!!!!!!!!
Zeo September 1, 2010, 6:14 AM EST.
Comment ID #84983
He isn’t mad?
I wish I had a dad like him. :|
Zah September 1, 2010, 6:23 AM EST.
Comment ID #84984
*has found new respect for the silent dad* >:
Experience and good parenting in the works here people. We should all be so lucky to have a dad like Paulo’s. xD
Koro September 1, 2010, 6:25 AM EST.
Comment ID #84985
HAHAHAHA~ that’s a nice one tho.
Aub September 1, 2010, 6:42 AM EST.
Comment ID #84986
Awww I’m kinda disappointed Lucy’s not pregnant, I was hoping that the money stealing, water gun buying kid would be a reality

And I really like Mr Paulo’s design too
Emlee September 1, 2010, 6:44 AM EST.
Comment ID #84987
Push her down the stairs anyway~
Pathetique September 1, 2010, 6:49 AM EST.
Comment ID #84988
and thus the keys are out,you just didnt see him take them out because he’s THAT good
Dr.John September 1, 2010, 6:55 AM EST.
Comment ID #84989
Bahahaha. I hope when I have kids, I can be a cool parent like that.
Shelbykins September 1, 2010, 6:56 AM EST.
Comment ID #84990
i heard somewhere at you’re not technically pregnant for the first week… or something
i love his reaction, very priceless
ChewySmokey September 1, 2010, 6:58 AM EST.
Comment ID #84992
Yup, they’re related, alright.
Someday Paulo’s going to say the same thing to his kids.
Ryan September 1, 2010, 7:08 AM EST.
Comment ID #84994
What Paulo should have done. Un-install Lucy Pregnation Program, and replace it with WinRar. Or he should have deleted all his “Files”
C’mon, you know I’m terrible with computer related puns
Winrar Setup Program September 1, 2010, 7:12 AM EST.
Comment ID #84995
lets bomb her ******!
George Bush September 1, 2010, 7:13 AM EST.
Comment ID #84996
Lucy looks like she thinks he’s serious…
lolwut September 1, 2010, 7:16 AM EST.
Comment ID #84997
Oh man I love this guy.
Moddy Auld September 1, 2010, 7:17 AM EST.
Comment ID #84998
That’s because i AM serious
Paulo's Dad September 1, 2010, 7:17 AM EST.
Comment ID #84999
Paulo: Oh Dad, you’re such a kidder.
Paulo’s Dad: No, I’m serious.
Lucy: WTF.
Push her down the stairs… brilliant.
Karori September 1, 2010, 7:21 AM EST.
Comment ID #85000
*pushes lucy down the stairs*
lolwut September 1, 2010, 7:24 AM EST.
Comment ID #85001
I still think we should refer to paulos dad as Greg or Gary.
GREG.
OR. GARY.
JephemeraL September 1, 2010, 7:29 AM EST.
Comment ID #85002
*thumbs up to lolwut* good job kid
Paulo's Dad September 1, 2010, 7:29 AM EST.
Comment ID #85003
I think we should call him “Paulo’s Dad” until he actually gets a name… You keep calling hem GREG OR GARY, and I’ll laugh when Taeshi names him Kieth.
lolwut September 1, 2010, 7:32 AM EST.
Comment ID #85004
… DO IT AGAIN! I BID THEE!
Lakie September 1, 2010, 7:34 AM EST.
Comment ID #85005
Deal
Jephemeral September 1, 2010, 7:34 AM EST.
Comment ID #85006
Hooray for Paulo’s dad being so cool! And more importantly, hooray for Paulo being such a caring and considerate person!
Silvermane September 1, 2010, 7:38 AM EST.
Comment ID #85007
that
was
EPIC.
best scene from a comic ever…
jarimior September 1, 2010, 7:40 AM EST.
Comment ID #85009
omfg that was akward
fenrir September 1, 2010, 7:48 AM EST.
Comment ID #85011
PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS ANYWAY!
B4dM0nk3y September 1, 2010, 7:55 AM EST.
Comment ID #85012
Oh man, oh man, Paulo’s dad and you Tae have both gone up like, so many levels of awesome.
“Push her down the stairs when you actually know…”
Priceless
Ace September 1, 2010, 7:56 AM EST.
Comment ID #85013
Paulo’s dad is AWESOME!
Wispy September 1, 2010, 8:06 AM EST.
Comment ID #85015
Paulo’s dad is such a wise and caring figure in Paulo’s life. He must get his perversion from his mother :3
What is this? September 1, 2010, 8:14 AM EST.
Comment ID #85016
Omg! Paulo’s Dad is awesome!! Best advice EVAR!! He is one of a fav chars now x3

Lucy’s expression is like “Wut? O.O” haha love it
Leonmaster September 1, 2010, 8:25 AM EST.
Comment ID #85017
Paulo’s dad is more then awesome! he is almost as awesome as Chuck Norris
TheSwedishWolf September 1, 2010, 8:30 AM EST.
Comment ID #85018
lol, That’s all I have to say xD
Jaico September 1, 2010, 8:34 AM EST.
Comment ID #85019
dude... wait what September 1, 2010, 8:39 AM EST.
Comment ID #85020
pff….HAHAHAHAHAHA
YYC on GC September 1, 2010, 8:39 AM EST.
Comment ID #85021
Best dad ever.
Gabriel Kaxbe September 1, 2010, 8:44 AM EST.
Comment ID #85023
Wha.. wait just 1 night hahahah WTF do they have a sexual education teacher xD?
nice epic fail lol..
P-chan September 1, 2010, 8:48 AM EST.
Comment ID #85024
wow….push her down the stairs. Nice Paulo’s dad….although it is kind of funny. Prooooobably shouldn’t tell them that one time isn’t going to do anything….
Iris September 1, 2010, 8:49 AM EST.
Comment ID #85025
Paulo’s father is epicsauce,
Calvin CP252 September 1, 2010, 8:50 AM EST.
Comment ID #85026
The “Push her down the stairs when ya know” is evil Taeshi. Light side does not like it. Dark side isn’t laughing, i’ll let it slide because this is a great comic.
TheLightorTheDark September 1, 2010, 8:51 AM EST.
Comment ID #85027
This sounds like every conversation in the random chat…
Leaving A Comment September 1, 2010, 8:52 AM EST.
Comment ID #85029
Paulo: Phew, for a moment i was worried.
Paulo`s Dad: Oh, don`t worry kid, i had banged your mom in your grandpa`s car every nigth for a week, before i made of her a pregnant teen.
Paulo:WTF?
FAKE September 1, 2010, 8:53 AM EST.
Comment ID #85030
Father of the year award goes to:
Paulos Dad xD
Justin September 1, 2010, 9:04 AM EST.
Comment ID #85032
Epic sidestory, but I think it’s time we went on to see the rest of the comic, and hopefully, a book release!
Lynx September 1, 2010, 9:11 AM EST.
Comment ID #85033
Now we know were Paulo gets it from. Paulos dad is right, and hes got a sick sense of humor. But something tells me he wasnt joking…Oh well, he’s funny anyway
X-Saber September 1, 2010, 9:12 AM EST.
Comment ID #85034
does taeshi even own cats? cuz one night is more than enough
jill September 1, 2010, 9:16 AM EST.
Comment ID #85035
Paulo’s Dad: Well…then again I pushed your mom down the stairs and that obiviously didn’t work…
Iris September 1, 2010, 9:17 AM EST.
Comment ID #85037
O.o puh her really?
jefe September 1, 2010, 9:25 AM EST.
Comment ID #85039
i think they used that because it would be easier and less offensive to the anti-abortion parties instead of saying something about a cloths hanger. -_-“
Blaha September 1, 2010, 9:40 AM EST.
Comment ID #85040
Paulo’s dad is the first parent that actually said more than one line in the entire comic.
Fluffer September 1, 2010, 9:42 AM EST.
Comment ID #85041
AHAHAhAhAHAHAHA! wait what?
Darman September 1, 2010, 9:44 AM EST.
Comment ID #85042
That’s terrible advice! Yes, it’s too early for her to be pregnant yet-so what about considering the option of the morning-after pill? If she does get pregnant, an abortion would be more difficult to get, in all likelihood, so they should take precautions.
Besides that though, hilarious, and really shows Paulo’s dad being a great dad.
TheIronEnt September 1, 2010, 9:46 AM EST.
Comment ID #85044
Oh ha, is it push her down the stairs as in Gone with the Wind??
johnnyBUZZ September 1, 2010, 9:48 AM EST.
Comment ID #85045
Thanks, Dad.
DZ September 1, 2010, 9:48 AM EST.
Comment ID #85046
Haha, managed to fake me out into thinking there was some kind of time skip involved.
…At least Paulo’s imagination realized it in the form of his dad even if his imaginary self didn’t.
Gah, now my brain hurts.
Fortuna Majoris September 1, 2010, 9:51 AM EST.
Comment ID #85047
Ah, truer wisdom I’ve seldom heard
matagy September 1, 2010, 9:57 AM EST.
Comment ID #85048
Yay Daddy.
Midnight September 1, 2010, 9:57 AM EST.
Comment ID #85049
free abortion!!!!! Woot!? I can’t tell if that’s a good thing ^.^’
CTS4Kouhei September 1, 2010, 10:04 AM EST.
Comment ID #85050
Wow parent of the year right there. Actualy he explains Paulo a bit.
Kitmaro September 1, 2010, 10:04 AM EST.
Comment ID #85051
wow that is a really fountqin of knowleadge, push her down the stair haha.
what a cool dad!!!
miguel September 1, 2010, 10:07 AM EST.
Comment ID #85055
lol…
I like alternate storyline so much more than the original…
G.Arcantos September 1, 2010, 10:14 AM EST.
Comment ID #85056
WOOOO! the stair method! didnt think you had it in yah tae.
GoldenArbiter01 September 1, 2010, 10:15 AM EST.
Comment ID #85058
Paulo’s dad epic moment. AWESOME!
-Dad i want the baby
-I said, push her down the stairs!
Frustrated Writer September 1, 2010, 10:21 AM EST.
Comment ID #85061
SERIOUSLY?!?!
That came out left field.
Awesome.
~Neko
Neko September 1, 2010, 10:30 AM EST.
Comment ID #85062
xD
Codyblues September 1, 2010, 10:32 AM EST.
Comment ID #85063
I don’y think Lucy knows if Paulo’s dad is joking or not
Cyandog187 September 1, 2010, 10:33 AM EST.
Comment ID #85064
that was truly wonderful.
i love paulos dad
the gray angel September 1, 2010, 10:34 AM EST.
Comment ID #85065
@Cam I know, right?
@JephemeraL What about Greggario?
Actually, on the note of names, I’m continually disappointed that Paulo isn’t spelled Paolo.
So, wanting us to shut up about never having the parents on screen? Or just the whole bawling pregnancy dramastorm amongst the audience? I wonder…
Hmm, come to think of it… I think Paulo’s Dad is right, since I recall seeing some figures that suggest it’s about a 60% chance of not getting preggers just from regular sex (I believe this is if conditions are such that pregnancy can occur due to being close enough to when the egg’s around).
Eggs only survive for so long, and if Lucy wasn’t just being a complete idiot and it actually is around her period… Gah, it’s been too long since I had sex ed, bloody menstrual cycle minutia…
So, it’s likely she’s in her luteal phase rather than the ovulatory, and eggs don’t last very long for humans at least, apparently disintegrating in the fallopian tubes after either one or two days. Combine that with how stressful her life is normally combined with the added stress of her new drama…
Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lucy commonly would have delayed or missed cycles, given how high strung she is.
Then again, cat people. So…. *shrug* Spent too much time and thought on this anyway.
Fortuna Majoris September 1, 2010, 10:36 AM EST.
Comment ID #85066
Ah, reality is awesome

I figured something was up
Rober2 September 1, 2010, 10:44 AM EST.
Comment ID #85067
lol thats always the answer… push her down the stairs
Ko Tenn September 1, 2010, 10:51 AM EST.
Comment ID #85068
hehee… I’d like to see ya try xD
Obsidian September 1, 2010, 10:51 AM EST.
Comment ID #85071
@obsidian
gladly! just let me hook up my flux compositor and jump through time!
Ko Tenn September 1, 2010, 10:55 AM EST.
Comment ID #85073
:|
Taeshi
I have no words for how happy you’ve made me today.
J. Vincero (Jerk) September 1, 2010, 11:04 AM EST.
Comment ID #85074
i actually did a spit take laughing at the end of this comic
Goldwulf Q. Triplesexy September 1, 2010, 11:05 AM EST.
Comment ID #85077
:.D
J. Vincero (Jerk) September 1, 2010, 11:11 AM EST.
Comment ID #85079
Hahahaha this comic is to awesome:D
SHinema September 1, 2010, 11:14 AM EST.
Comment ID #85083
I… umm… what? thats not a parent response
Kariz September 1, 2010, 11:30 AM EST.
Comment ID #85088
I love Paulo’s dad now.
The Bell Boy September 1, 2010, 11:43 AM EST.
Comment ID #85092
Paulo’s dad is a boss. Seriously.
AcertainK September 1, 2010, 11:59 AM EST.
Comment ID #85093
Paulo’s dad is like the coolest dad ever! I also think that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, Paulo is like his dad so much. Can’t wait for friday!
Draixen September 1, 2010, 11:59 AM EST.
Comment ID #85094
Thats just evil.. im mad that he acually laffed
ad September 1, 2010, 12:02 PM EST.
Comment ID #85095
Paulo’s dad: newest Ensemble Darkhorse? I think so.
Snorlax September 1, 2010, 12:08 PM EST.
Comment ID #85096
Ya that will totally solve ALL problems. Just push it down the stairs!!!
KBAM September 1, 2010, 12:10 PM EST.
Comment ID #85098
Angriy September 1, 2010, 12:17 PM EST.
Comment ID #85100
I think Paulo’s dad just became my favorite character <3
KittenVonshtucker September 1, 2010, 12:30 PM EST.
Comment ID #85102
Paulo’s dad should totally make an appearance in the “Real life” arc… so freaking awesome…
Zera September 1, 2010, 12:37 PM EST.
Comment ID #85103
You Are Evil dude….
XamenusFJ September 1, 2010, 12:52 PM EST.
Comment ID #85104
Lucy needs a good pushing down the stairs.
Tab September 1, 2010, 12:55 PM EST.
Comment ID #85105
best dad ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Senator Splash September 1, 2010, 12:56 PM EST.
Comment ID #85109
Scott Pilgrim September 1, 2010, 1:04 PM EST.
Comment ID #85110
thats funny as hell
Trev September 1, 2010, 1:06 PM EST.
Comment ID #85133
…
…what Scott Pilgrim said.
Peachy September 1, 2010, 1:28 PM EST.
Comment ID #85136
Pfft, push her down the stairs? EVIL! But hysterical. I adore Paulo’s dad. :3
X-Rae September 1, 2010, 1:32 PM EST.
Comment ID #85142
Paulo’s dad wins.
Rick Astley September 1, 2010, 1:42 PM EST.
Comment ID #85143
LMAO!!!! Paulo I love your dad!!!! Nuff said.
Wolf_Gem September 1, 2010, 1:43 PM EST.
Comment ID #85150
This guy saw it coming once he realized the time elapsed,
Sciver September 1, 2010, 1:58 PM EST.
Comment ID #85151
My sentiments are the same as everyone else: What Paulo’s dad said was evil, but hilarious at the same time.
N8 September 1, 2010, 2:00 PM EST.
Comment ID #85153
@Sano

I think he was referring to the actual ‘sperm’ not the kids.
I have to say, I didn’t see that last panel coming. If it were me, I’d make them writhe in worry until I figured they had enough.
Patches September 1, 2010, 2:12 PM EST.
Comment ID #85155
well pushing her down the stairs is cheaper than abortion!
Ko Tenn September 1, 2010, 2:15 PM EST.
Comment ID #85156
At first I thought it was the stairs of marriage.
…then my funny bone kicked in.
LC-DDM September 1, 2010, 2:17 PM EST.
Comment ID #85162
i hope he gets more screen time from now on.
thatonedude September 1, 2010, 2:34 PM EST.
Comment ID #85164
Never thought to see that in a comic xD
But you know, a friend of mine really was in that situation and his dad just laughed at him for freaking out about something like that.
And, right you are Dad, just push her down.
Joe September 1, 2010, 2:36 PM EST.
Comment ID #85165
4th panel. Paulo looks retarded.
Paulo’s Dad for best character ever.
“lil’ ******** dont know what direction they’re swimming in yet”
Love it!
Obi September 1, 2010, 2:37 PM EST.
Comment ID #85167
hahahahahah Paulo’s dad is funnyyyy
Silver September 1, 2010, 2:39 PM EST.
Comment ID #85168
Abortion? In this economy? Heck no.
Stairs: The Cheeper Problem Fixer
Spazy September 1, 2010, 2:40 PM EST.
Comment ID #85170
Lol wut.
Paulo’s dad FTW!
Jessica U. Ingmann September 1, 2010, 2:43 PM EST.
Comment ID #85171
woot for paulo’s dad not being mad
awsomesauce September 1, 2010, 2:44 PM EST.
Comment ID #85175
… (bursts out laughing)
I… I think Paulo’s dad is one of my favorite characters now…
Twilidramon September 1, 2010, 2:53 PM EST.
Comment ID #85176
*snerk*
Great advice there.
Oh yeah, Mr. Paulo’s Dad.
ravengal September 1, 2010, 2:53 PM EST.
Comment ID #85178
……….WTF?
Jon September 1, 2010, 3:05 PM EST.
Comment ID #85183
Hoping for a mention of emergency contraception, ie the morning after pill.
Zen September 1, 2010, 3:11 PM EST.
Comment ID #85204
wow, what a father
funny, though. Wait… since the cats are treated like humans, if Lucy was pregnant, would she have 5 kittens, or one child? o.o
Melee September 1, 2010, 3:24 PM EST.
Comment ID #85209
Damn, what a great father he is lol
Kyle September 1, 2010, 3:27 PM EST.
Comment ID #85212
I’m just surprized that by this time, Abstinence teacher lady hasn’t made SOME kind of cameo.
Spazy September 1, 2010, 3:27 PM EST.
Comment ID #85220
did he just call them ********….? nice lol
@Zen i wonder if they even have those in cat world…
@Spazy i know i miss her
MissCaitlyn September 1, 2010, 3:31 PM EST.
Comment ID #85224
“Push her down the stairs when you actually know, okay?”
Abslutely amazing.
Mike E. September 1, 2010, 3:35 PM EST.
Comment ID #85235
Wow, I read from the very beginning of Chapter 1 to this page in only 3 days! I’m happy! :3
KeyFox September 1, 2010, 3:40 PM EST.
Comment ID #85264
OH GAWD
OFFICALLY LOVE HIS DAD
Rotted September 1, 2010, 3:51 PM EST.
Comment ID #85266
Okay, for serious now, this didn’t bother me at first, but then I left the computer and logic stuff started happening in my brain.
Can this really be a daydream? A daydream implies that the dreamer is awake and is simply playing a scenario in his or her head. That being said, how can Paulo’s dad in this daydream, a figment of Paulo’s imagination for this imaginary scenario, know something that Paulo himself didn’t know? The idea of such happening is illogical!
If this were a dream where Paulo was asleep, such might be able to happen since the subconscious is capable of knowing things the dreamer does not know in real life.
Okay, over.
Gabriel Kaxbe September 1, 2010, 3:53 PM EST.
Comment ID #85271
“What?! xD”
Somedude September 1, 2010, 3:57 PM EST.
Comment ID #85283
…It’s a freakin’ comic, Gabriel. With talking cats. It doesn’t have to make sense.
Corey September 1, 2010, 4:31 PM EST.
Comment ID #85284
Gabriel Kaxbe said logic stuffs.
I was wondering about this too. Then again, I sometimes have daydreams where I imagine I don’t know something I know. Maybe Paulo knows that he’s not an expert on sex and that there could be something similar his dad could say? **** if I know though, it is weird.
Wharrgarbl September 1, 2010, 4:34 PM EST.
Comment ID #85285
Pff
oondy September 1, 2010, 4:34 PM EST.
Comment ID #85286
Is this really a dream? Its called “Another Path”, so I would surmise that it is more of an alternate reality. Access to the alternate reality by means of a daydream intro is nice. I like what you did there, Taeshi.
AcridFatuo September 1, 2010, 4:39 PM EST.
Comment ID #85287
I think you’re taking this too seriously, Gabriel.
If you’re going for logic here, the main characters of this webcomic are talking cats.
Logic has no place on the internet!
Morgan September 1, 2010, 4:39 PM EST.
Comment ID #85288
Logic IS the internet.
Just look at 4chan. That preposterous preponderance of logic so logical that it doesn’t even make sense. And trolls! Those too.
AcridFatuo September 1, 2010, 4:44 PM EST.
Comment ID #85290
Gabriel you idiot,paulo thought of that because he thinks that’s something his dad would say
Dr.John September 1, 2010, 4:49 PM EST.
Comment ID #85291
LOL OH MY GOD, I LOVE Paulo’s dad so much! He’s hilarious, and awesomely fluffy<3
and I lol’d hard at the last panel, poor Lucy looks terrified at that last part. xD
Rachel Vang September 1, 2010, 4:51 PM EST.
Comment ID #85293
This is an alternate reality that’s said to be a daydream so it could be put into the comic archives. I didn’t know how else to have it in the comic.
Taeshi September 1, 2010, 4:54 PM EST.
Comment ID #85299
I can break her kneecaps if ya want, boss.
Brock September 1, 2010, 5:14 PM EST.
Comment ID #85300
wow just wow
Frost September 1, 2010, 5:15 PM EST.
Comment ID #85303
WTH i wonreded other thing from paulo dad xD awesome
nabu September 1, 2010, 5:17 PM EST.
Comment ID #85305
Paulo’s Dad is officially the most awesome person in the comic ever.
Ominous September 1, 2010, 5:18 PM EST.
Comment ID #85309
Later tonight he’s going to give Paulo the “Atta boy!” talk.
Kikren September 1, 2010, 5:24 PM EST.
Comment ID #85313
if anyone whant more bcb music videos go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZJVBP2sOF4
and sub raykatana and he will make more
shatos September 1, 2010, 5:33 PM EST.
Comment ID #85316
This comic is so made of win and awesome that it becomes crap and then reverts to being awesome, if i had a credit card or pay pal/whateva i would so give donations to this, please keep going long enough so that i can feel that i contribute to this <3
Brissa September 1, 2010, 5:42 PM EST.
Comment ID #85319
taeshi its me hokslol from deviantart
hyper September 1, 2010, 5:44 PM EST.
Comment ID #85320
And we wonder why Paulo’s so messed up…
Banana Bread September 1, 2010, 5:45 PM EST.
Comment ID #85323
hehheh..
push her down the stairs?!
xD
wow.. Paulos dad is kinda sarcastic.. sometimes…
o.o
i want next page… I.I
cats4ever98 September 1, 2010, 5:47 PM EST.
Comment ID #85326
TheGirlWhoNeverComments September 1, 2010, 5:50 PM EST.
Comment ID #85328
-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Aw Paulo’s dad- You are the best.
Aglette September 1, 2010, 5:55 PM EST.
Comment ID #85338
Lucy thinks Paulo’s father is SERIOUS…..XD
Ud the Imp September 1, 2010, 6:05 PM EST.
Comment ID #85343
:awesomeface:
YYC on GC September 1, 2010, 6:14 PM EST.
Comment ID #85344
Hm… The plot thickens.
Hoheh September 1, 2010, 6:17 PM EST.
Comment ID #85346
Best dad ever.
Sky September 1, 2010, 6:30 PM EST.
Comment ID #85348
^
YYC on GC September 1, 2010, 6:33 PM EST.
Comment ID #85349
Oh gods, that’s totally how I’m gunna be when I’m a father >.>
Kae September 1, 2010, 6:39 PM EST.
Comment ID #85350
Well, at least he didn’t flip out. That’s one of the many possibilities of what his reaction could have been.
The guy nobody knows September 1, 2010, 6:41 PM EST.
Comment ID #85355
Bestest dad ever.
Somebody September 1, 2010, 6:51 PM EST.
Comment ID #85357
Too many parent’s flip out in crazy ways over stuff like this. I like how Paulo’s dad handles it. Just shows that fiction is much better than real life.
Ominous September 1, 2010, 6:53 PM EST.
Comment ID #85359
Paulo, I lurve your dad. x3
Crystal x3 September 1, 2010, 7:03 PM EST.
Comment ID #85360
lol
Evy-Lyn September 1, 2010, 7:03 PM EST.
Comment ID #85367
Hehehe, now that’s a dad, though considering he’s PAULO’S dad, I suppose I should’ve expected a reaction like this.That isn’t a jab, mind you, I just can’t see Paulo’s parents (at least not his dad) being the type to go all crazy-go-nuts over a late night rendesvous, especially at the age he and Lucy are at. I’m sure he’ll get a serious talking-to later, of course.
I will admit, I was hoping Pa-Somali would still be in his hardhat (because it’s rad), but I also realize that wearing it all the time would just be ridiculous.
Also, I love Lucy’s “Wh-what!?” expression in the last panel. Bug eyes and tail-frizzies. Adorable.
Void September 1, 2010, 7:34 PM EST.
Comment ID #85379
Levi September 1, 2010, 8:07 PM EST.
Comment ID #85382
The Sarcastic Spoon September 1, 2010, 8:18 PM EST.
Comment ID #85383
Woah! I’d like a Dad like that.
Andrewk September 1, 2010, 8:19 PM EST.
Comment ID #85384
wow bin gone a month and come back to thise,all I can say is interesting parenting tactics and neat icons
zeeunknownartist September 1, 2010, 8:20 PM EST.
Comment ID #85387
My carefully prepared response:
*Ahem*
BWAAAHAHAAHAHAAAHA!!!!!
Darthvender September 1, 2010, 8:29 PM EST.
Comment ID #85389
this is now my fave comic…EVER!!!
Draeko Silver September 1, 2010, 8:37 PM EST.
Comment ID #85393
hahaha
:3
M September 1, 2010, 8:54 PM EST.
Comment ID #85398
Yesh, It did shut me up.

I like how the dad was laughing at them
CuteFuzzyWerewolf September 1, 2010, 9:12 PM EST.
Comment ID #85402
Alright Well I’ve finally read all the comics from 1 to this current one and I have to say I’m very impressed I love this so much i Cant stop reading it. But if he pushes lucy down the stairs i’mma cry Y_Y
Kyotoshie September 1, 2010, 9:21 PM EST.
Comment ID #85428
My “Paulo maturing stage” theory still stands
Nekox September 1, 2010, 10:08 PM EST.
Comment ID #85429
I thought they were overreacting, but over nothing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shadowcat September 1, 2010, 10:16 PM EST.
Comment ID #85433
for the teen pregnancy problem: push her down the stairs….
Flavio September 1, 2010, 10:34 PM EST.
Comment ID #85437
dude i officially love paulos dad!
syd September 1, 2010, 10:46 PM EST.
Comment ID #85440
You know sometimes someone says that something that happens every now and then makes them die a little inside? Every time Taeshi makes an abortion joke, the exact opposite of that happens to me.
J. Vincero (Jerk) September 1, 2010, 10:49 PM EST.
Comment ID #85448
First props go to artist/writter for their wicked sense of humor.
Second props go to Paulo for putting Lucy’s future before his own.
Third props go to Paulos dad for the best comment of the arc.
I know this arc is just a dream, but I am loving it.
JHawkNH September 1, 2010, 11:08 PM EST.
Comment ID #85453
@Ko Tenn : Flux Capacitor, get it right!
@Melee: Well, no mention is made of Mike and Lucy and Paulo and Sue and Tess’s gaggle of littermates. So…Uh…. Probably not.
Actually, this reminds me of how I was pondering what Mike&Lucy’s parental situations are.
@Banana Bread: I know, what kind of father doesn’t make sure his son has condoms and knows how to use them? Sewiously. Way to be derelict in your paternal duties, Paulo’s Dad. Though I guess since he is a construction worker he might just not have time to be there as much, hence Paulo’s wild nature, so maybe he was just delayed…
But even with all of that, still, show stealing potential there.
Fortuna Majoris September 1, 2010, 11:13 PM EST.
Comment ID #85456
Paulo’s dad is definitely where his sense of humor, or at lest, how he expresses it, comes from.
Hoheh September 1, 2010, 11:18 PM EST.
Comment ID #85466
That last panel is SOLID GOLD. I was reading this with 3 other people in here and we all just about died laughing at that last panel. Poor Lucy. She so did not need to hear that.
Tama September 1, 2010, 11:33 PM EST.
Comment ID #85493
Paulo’s dad is the best character ever!
jeff September 2, 2010, 12:35 AM EST.
Comment ID #85497
His dad is the best.
Limzee September 2, 2010, 12:47 AM EST.
Comment ID #85498
Lawl, what a troll.
GaijinDX September 2, 2010, 12:47 AM EST.
Comment ID #85502
@Banana Bread condoms wouldn’t work for cats they have spiked ******* nwouldn’t work for dogs eaher too much fluid to hold back plus swelling bace
vet 1 September 2, 2010, 12:56 AM EST.
Comment ID #85505
PUSH THE BITCH!!! (jk, all u lucy fans out there
)
AManNamedRyan September 2, 2010, 1:09 AM EST.
Comment ID #85506
that happens to parents when they dont drink their morning coffee.
But O well. Not the first time a parent suggested to kick someone down the stairs….
Or they suggest it only to me? Yes?
*runs away*
Caos September 2, 2010, 1:13 AM EST.
Comment ID #85507
I’m a little concerned that there’s a few posts that really think you can’t get pregnant from just one night. It is very much a possibility and the fact that a few people early on insinuated that its impossible worries me. But the comic… That’s fricken hilarious.
Excellent work.
Mildly upset September 2, 2010, 1:15 AM EST.
Comment ID #85508
Can someone make panel 8 a avatar.
MAN IN GAUZE MAN IN GAUZE September 2, 2010, 1:34 AM EST.
Comment ID #85510
Wow… I didn’t think that Paulo was capable of thinking something like this whole episode….
And there’s more of it!
This guy is clearly disturbed
jarcor September 2, 2010, 1:43 AM EST.
Comment ID #85511
DOWN THE STAIRS WE GO!
KSib September 2, 2010, 1:46 AM EST.
Comment ID #85512
lol… team paulo
The Ferretman September 2, 2010, 2:02 AM EST.
Comment ID #85517
Misty September 2, 2010, 2:16 AM EST.
Comment ID #85518
WHAT A WONDERFUL COMIC. WONDERFULLY WONDERFUL.
MCP010 September 2, 2010, 2:20 AM EST.
Comment ID #85519
The look on Lucy’s face in the last panel is quite entertaining
(nameless) September 2, 2010, 2:42 AM EST.
Comment ID #85524
That’s my hubby.
C:
Sock September 2, 2010, 2:53 AM EST.
Comment ID #85525
I think it’s cute how Lucy is holding onto Paulo’s shoulder~
Purin September 2, 2010, 2:54 AM EST.
Comment ID #85526
it’s a good thing he’s single…….
Taeshi September 2, 2010, 2:54 AM EST.
Comment ID #85540
I vote we see more of Paulo’s Dad!
He is epic. xD
Q September 2, 2010, 5:06 AM EST.
Comment ID #85541
Ren September 2, 2010, 5:23 AM EST.
Comment ID #85549
Damn… I may have lost the name battle, but THEY WILL WIN THE WAR..
Wait, just realized I put myself down
JephemeraL September 2, 2010, 6:41 AM EST.
Comment ID #85551
Let’s play “Lucy’s emotional roulette”! You’ll never know what you’ll get next!
wierdplatformer September 2, 2010, 7:00 AM EST.
Comment ID #85562
Dear Paulo’s Dad
Brilliance thy name is Gary…or Greg.
Trent September 2, 2010, 8:05 AM EST.
Comment ID #85567
I was wondering how she knew with only one night,
Guy September 2, 2010, 8:14 AM EST.
Comment ID #85569
kids today :C
moo September 2, 2010, 9:04 AM EST.
Comment ID #85578
“Lil’ ******** don’t even…” LMAO! I LOVE that! Another awesome page, keep it up! ;D
NekoSerraKat September 2, 2010, 10:32 AM EST.
Comment ID #85579
Morning after pill guys? Hello? GET IT NOW.
Geez.
Heather September 2, 2010, 11:00 AM EST.
Comment ID #85580
^
Khriss September 2, 2010, 11:31 AM EST.
Comment ID #85584
It’s an alternate reality THEY DON’T HAVE THEM AAAAAA
J. Vincero (Jerk) September 2, 2010, 11:44 AM EST.
Comment ID #85586
@Guy: She probably doesn’t. Her train of thought probably went, “Sex…OH GOD I’M PREGNANT!”. That’s actually more like NO train of thought.
Seyon September 2, 2010, 12:03 PM EST.
Comment ID #85596
ZOMFG!!!!! AROFLMAO !!!!! BTWITIAILWY!!!!!…THAT IS HOW AWSUMSAUCE UR COMIC IS!!!!!! i was wondering about that pregnant the next day thing…do you think i can trade dads with Paulo??…….
-also the BTWITIAILWY mean By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You for those of you who don’t know-
-also google epic box and click i’m feeling lucky…you’ll LOL-
**** **** September 2, 2010, 12:52 PM EST.
Comment ID #85620
I just re-read the page. DO WHAT to Lucy?!
Hoheh September 2, 2010, 1:39 PM EST.
Comment ID #85622
**** ****: Googled Epic box, I lol’d
Marksman September 2, 2010, 1:53 PM EST.
Comment ID #85633
yeah that’s not how any sane parent would react. **** gets complicated when kids get pregnant, it is a fact.
HappehFace September 2, 2010, 2:40 PM EST.
Comment ID #85644
I read this again and suddenly realised that “lil’ ********” was NOT referring to Paulo and Lucy.
God, I’m so stupid. No wonder it didn’t make sense.

I get it now.
ravengal September 2, 2010, 3:54 PM EST.
Comment ID #85645
That is one awesome dad.
BrownDog September 2, 2010, 4:00 PM EST.
Comment ID #85649
WOW lol i love this comic
T_T September 2, 2010, 4:09 PM EST.
Comment ID #85657
*Push*
*Augustus September 2, 2010, 4:30 PM EST.
Comment ID #85661
Lol, Paulo’s dad has a sense of humor.
Archus September 2, 2010, 4:39 PM EST.
Comment ID #85685
Paulo’s dad is awesome.
DarthFennec September 2, 2010, 5:40 PM EST.
Comment ID #85689
Wait, throw her down the stairs?
.
I don’t get it
Terminator68 September 2, 2010, 5:52 PM EST.
Comment ID #85690
JESUS, people keep bothering me to see my doodles of BCB people!! And SOMEONE had the NERVE to draw IN PEN all over my best one of Mikey and Lucy, where they were sitting next to each other and Mikey was thinking of Sandy and smiling to himself and Lucy was all makin a mad face at him but blushing to show she’s jealous … WAIT A SEC!! If Sandy has hair … does that mean Lucy’s BALD?????
P.S. I luv this page, it’s hilarious and cute
P.P.S. I is still True Liar but with another name
Sonic Fan September 2, 2010, 5:53 PM EST.
Comment ID #85691
Awesome dad is awesome :3
Max September 2, 2010, 5:53 PM EST.
Comment ID #85701
Notice Lucy’s tail when Paulo’s dad comments on pushing her down the stairs
Also I wouldn’t have pushed her down the stairs that would take too long, I would just shoot her in the face or in her cervix. Ya know?
And if u think that’s mean well, how would you like it if someone were to push you down the stairs and still die or would you rather get a bullet top the brain? Hmmm?
HMMMMMM!?!?!?!?!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Snake September 2, 2010, 6:22 PM EST.
Comment ID #85702
heh heh…. funny comments… x3
i love this page
I WANT NEXT PAGE I.I
cats4ever98 September 2, 2010, 6:23 PM EST.
Comment ID #85703
this comic is awesome! the fact its dramic makes it more amusing then if it was just an ordinary strip.
love lucys face in the final pannel
Rosie:3 September 2, 2010, 6:30 PM EST.
Comment ID #85707
When it comes right down to it Paulo is just as whinny as Lucy. LOL
starfighter-105 September 2, 2010, 7:02 PM EST.
Comment ID #85710
My reaction to Googling “epic box” —-> o_O Eh?
:P Twas strange.
ravengal September 2, 2010, 7:15 PM EST.
Comment ID #85711
lol… kids who know nothing are hilarious
I love your comic
Micha^.^ September 2, 2010, 7:44 PM EST.
Comment ID #85717
oooh wow, what a helpful dad…
*rolls eyes*
dranor44 September 2, 2010, 8:07 PM EST.
Comment ID #85718
is the game right below comment thing supposed to be an ad, or yours, or…what?
idk if it will even be there for other people if its an ad =\
Edit* after posting this, it changed so….it’s an ad.
September 2, 2010, 8:09 PM EST.
Comment ID #85719
Just push her down the stairs~
BLARG September 2, 2010, 8:10 PM EST.
Comment ID #85724
push her down the stairs…… LOL this joke made my day or night because it 8:00p.m were i live
yesi September 2, 2010, 9:06 PM EST.
Comment ID #85725
Took me awhile to actualy start posting a comment, kinda started cracking up after the whole dad thing xD
404found September 2, 2010, 9:25 PM EST.
Comment ID #85732
Wait… this is what Paulo is thinking about?
He must REALLY be honest with himself xD
Sally September 2, 2010, 10:10 PM EST.
Comment ID #85733
I wish Paulo’s dad was my dad.
He looks like a cool guy.
Lindsay September 2, 2010, 10:11 PM EST.
Comment ID #85737
why don’t you push her down the stairs now
Aly September 2, 2010, 10:28 PM EST.
Comment ID #85749
Figure of speech, Aly.
ANinnyMouse September 2, 2010, 11:01 PM EST.
Comment ID #85768
Ah, the ‘ol push-her-down-the-stairs tactic. Guaranteed to work or your money back.
Six September 2, 2010, 11:50 PM EST.
Comment ID #85769
Morning-after pill anyone???? =D
IHaveNoLife September 2, 2010, 11:50 PM EST.
Comment ID #85770
I love how he is all giggly and they’re still scared shitless
WolfWhiskers September 2, 2010, 11:54 PM EST.
Comment ID #85771
Hes definitely Paulo’s dad XP
Damn, I wish my dad was like that…
Sandvich September 2, 2010, 11:56 PM EST.
Comment ID #85774
woah… everyone seems so short compared to Paulo’s dad. ‘_’
Magic September 3, 2010, 12:12 AM EST.
Comment ID #85789
I think my marriage to Paulo’s Dad needs to be edited into this story somewhere.

There’s pics of it. Therefore it happened.
Sock September 3, 2010, 1:46 AM EST.
Comment ID #85793
Ahahaha oh god the last panel. That dad sure knows his abortion techniques.
Gurglebutt September 3, 2010, 2:08 AM EST.
Comment ID #85904
don’t let that Techniques fools you! 15 years ago Paulo survived!
Art September 3, 2010, 9:07 AM EST.
Comment ID #85959
Paulo’s dad is now my favorite character in the whole story.

Which is saying something, I fracking love most of the cast
Ace September 3, 2010, 11:13 AM EST.
Comment ID #86177
PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS LOLMAO!!!!!
Yoshi-Fue September 3, 2010, 9:56 PM EST.
Comment ID #86371
ENOUGH ANGST.
NEED MORE MCCAIN.
Meag September 4, 2010, 6:23 PM EST.
Comment ID #86479
I swear to god if Paulo’s dad doesn’t become a regular character I’m gonna have to hurt someone.
Hijack September 5, 2010, 12:05 AM EST.
Comment ID #87210
Talk about off color humor.
Pushing her down the stairs can mean two things.
1: Abortion attempt by brutal force
2: Dragging her downstairs in a humiliating fashion.
JackDesert September 6, 2010, 5:18 PM EST.
Comment ID #91389
lolololololol again again
shan-chan September 15, 2010, 12:05 AM EST.
Comment ID #100256
*Pushes Lucy Of The Stairs*
Lucy:Gah!WTF?!
Wow! October 4, 2010, 9:23 PM EST.
Comment ID #102477
haha that must be so awackward for paulos dad LOL hes like reading a book in bed then hes like Hmm whats that noise? coming from up stairs hahah (“stops”) ………..must have been the wind hahah and now paulo was like ” last night” and in the 8th panel hes so realising what it was hes like …………dear sweet god lmfao. Keep up the Awesome work Tash
Crossed wall October 9, 2010, 3:23 AM EST.
Comment ID #106328
Catholics didnt say nuttin ‘bout that
ACDC KING October 17, 2010, 6:16 AM EST.
Comment ID #110359
i like how Paulo’s face did’t change relly in the last 2 pages after his dad told him to push Lucy down the stairs if shes pregnant, and shes freaking out about it and Paulo’s face is like ” i understand dad.”
Domafari October 24, 2010, 1:05 PM EST.
Comment ID #126872
Hahahahahaha, it was so serious, so intense… and then I got to the last panel and laughed aloud. YES.
Grrpie November 16, 2010, 3:53 AM EST.
Comment ID #128967
PFFFFT
FUKKEN WIN TAESHI.
SushiJaguar November 18, 2010, 5:45 AM EST.
Comment ID #134364
oh wow….my dad would have disowned me
Meleeman November 27, 2010, 1:23 AM EST.
Comment ID #134881
rerun November 29, 2010, 4:32 PM EST.
Comment ID #135478
I hope Lucy isn’t pregnant!!! (although they would be cute kittens
)
Adelaide December 5, 2010, 11:34 AM EST.
Comment ID #135955
pffft hahahahahahahahahahahaha
fitzypyro December 9, 2010, 10:10 AM EST.
Comment ID #138111
*laugh* they didnt listen in sex ed right?… *remember their sex ed teacher* never mind ^^;
Furrine December 22, 2010, 11:43 AM EST.
Comment ID #138169
awesomeJez December 22, 2010, 4:04 PM EST.
Comment ID #139324
thats some freaking awesome advise
cherrycherrynyaa December 28, 2010, 5:09 PM EST.
Comment ID #147983
remember kids, ALWAYS USE A CONDOM!
btw I’m pretty sure hes saying Paulo’s “seeds” are retarded. LOL
noone knows February 16, 2011, 11:05 AM EST.
Comment ID #147984
double post, but, thumbs up for abortion OLD SCHOOL STYLE!
noone knows February 16, 2011, 11:07 AM EST.
Comment ID #149188
sadly enough I think it’d work. Lucy is tough enough to survive tumbling down a flight of stairs, yet frail enough to… uhm…
ya I’ll shut up now.
Taeshi, gotta hand it to ya, this is one AMAZING comic.
Dasaki February 23, 2011, 1:00 PM EST.
Comment ID #151947
The reason Paulo’s mom isn’t there is because Paulo’s dad pushed down the stairs
Cueball March 15, 2011, 3:31 PM EST.
Comment ID #160422
It’s fact I am now team paulo.
Razzle Dazzle Baby WOO! May 8, 2011, 11:10 PM EST.
Comment ID #161305
Man if only real parents could be this linient
TAGeR May 14, 2011, 9:09 PM EST.
Comment ID #161350
@TAGeR
Mine are. xD I was 12, and my mom was like, ‘Okay. Make sure you use a condom when it’s time.’
I was all like, ‘Lulmom. Go away.’
Sam May 15, 2011, 10:13 AM EST.
Comment ID #161697
PAULO: Hey lucy come look at whats at the top of the stairs!
LUCY: O.K.!
*push*
Abortion accomplished.
Blaidd96 May 18, 2011, 12:01 AM EST.
Comment ID #162701
@Everyone who has commented
You all are ****ing funny.
Paulo’s Dad is awesome. Most parents wouldn’t be cool with you knocking a girl up, even though there are several options.
NintendoSegaSonyGuy May 22, 2011, 9:46 AM EST.
Comment ID #162984
I love his Dad already.
Jonas May 23, 2011, 12:08 PM EST.
Comment ID #163374
‘lil ******** don’t know what direction they are swimming to yet.’ Looooooooool!!!
SomeStinkyDamBuilder May 25, 2011, 2:36 AM EST.
Comment ID #164221
I was about to swallow my coke, then I read that one line, and i just went, o_,O
Wolfiesong and Sneppy May 29, 2011, 11:04 PM EST.
Comment ID #164222
I couldnt swallow my coke when I read this, I just sat there, like this…
o_,O
(pst! the comma is the coke for the clue less!)
XD
wolfiesong and sneppy May 29, 2011, 11:05 PM EST.
Comment ID #164599
First, I

But then, I
Seriously though, what is wrong with Paulo’s dad? People have been falling left and right already, no need to push someone down the freakin stairs.
Luna May 31, 2011, 6:38 PM EST.
Comment ID #164624
I could have sworn this almost happened to me once.
huh. Deja vu.
none of your buissness May 31, 2011, 9:43 PM EST.
Comment ID #164625
My dads kinda like that too.
none of your buissness May 31, 2011, 9:44 PM EST.
Comment ID #171834
… omfg so evil. so very very evil. YAY DARK HUMOR!!!!!
random guy from texas July 11, 2011, 3:40 AM EST.
Comment ID #173593
And again…Paulo’s dad is awesome!
MasterTrent July 21, 2011, 9:01 PM EST.
Comment ID #174565
killing babies is funny… and lucy.
Thanatos July 27, 2011, 12:15 PM EST.
Comment ID #175924
YEAH! Dark Humour,finally
jack August 5, 2011, 9:16 PM EST.
Comment ID #176993
My thoughts on his idea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_VheAwZBuQ
paulosawesome August 14, 2011, 8:02 PM EST.
Comment ID #177966
*facepalm*
Logan August 19, 2011, 9:44 PM EST.
Comment ID #178213
awe hell! this is funny paulo’s dad so feckin funny
Keith23 August 22, 2011, 2:31 AM EST.
Comment ID #181161
Uh, right, Dad. Funny joke. Down the stairs. Ha ha ha.

I liked you until that moment, P’s Dad.
Fruvous September 8, 2011, 8:21 PM EST.
Comment ID #181447
Lyn September 10, 2011, 9:10 AM EST.
Comment ID #189799
Dude this is like my LIFE except I’m only Lucy in parts of it… I switch around between almost all of ‘em, right now I’m SOOO not Lucy…
LuvYouTAG;) November 12, 2011, 1:57 PM EST.
Comment ID #191068
Yes, if all else fails, push them down some stairs.
joshua November 16, 2011, 4:31 PM EST.
Comment ID #218143
“Lil´********” That guy is epic
Husky June 3, 2012, 3:17 PM EST.
Comment ID #219045
!!! Where did his hard hat go?
Frodomann1 June 14, 2012, 1:52 PM EST.
Comment ID #221380
Paulo’s dad only sounds WISE to me.. first of all the stairs metaphore sounds to me just as “do not go crazy before you even know for sure”, on second stance he uses such a brutal expression to make a contrast with the reality and let them realise that perhaps their situation is just not the end of the world. He has seen enough of the life to know that most of what we consider “normal” for our lives is just custom, but not necessarily best, and what seems to “destroy” normality in our lives is often just a change, maybe even for the better. Isn’t it the whole point of this arc to show an alternative that might have been not so bad?
Cavara July 6, 2012, 11:38 AM EST.
Comment ID #231621
lawl! “push her down the stairs when you actually know, okay?”
COMEDY FREAKING GOLD!
Cloud Chaser the Brony October 20, 2012, 6:13 PM EST.
Comment ID #238215
I almost wish my Dad was like that.
Justin February 4, 2013, 12:15 AM EST.
Comment ID #238521
Maybe this explains why Paulo seems to be an only child and why you never see his mom.
Winters February 9, 2013, 2:21 PM EST.
Comment ID #245432
haha! its like he’s thinks Paulo WANTS her to get pregnant! lol!
Idiotic Technology May 11, 2013, 12:52 PM EST.