Bittersweet Candy Bowl

wow, mike. just. wow.

Wait, if the Lord rewards you for wanting to jump someones bone, doesn’t that make all Catholics wrong about sex before marriage?!?!

Also, need moar Jazzy =3

LOL

Oh Maishul
You know how to talk to a girl.

Erm… What?

Love the look on Mike’s face when he says “73 years old”.

Uhh…wow…

Pfff Mike…Ducks To Ducks…

Just bludgeon him, knock him out and take him to a hospital like you’re supposed to. After that, you can bludgeon him again for being a jerk.

EDIT: Btw, the last panel looks really good in my opinion…

what a bitch. leave him on the street

wtf he died at 73 yrs old

…LOL, Micheal is stupid…

I’ve only taken sleeping pills once, and I’m pretty sure that isn’t how I reacted to them. As I recall, I just got a pounding headache and never actually got to sleep.

I think he’s high, dont listen to him gaiz. He’s a druggie.

Awwww and right when I thought he had a chance to make things better… Stupid jerk… not jerkface, that other jerk. Sandy >_>

panal 11funny lucy must feel embarassed

He’s on some good ****

if oneof my friends ever pulled this i would curb stomp them as they lay there on the ground.

Dude he’s high as a kite and totally lost it…..HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Wow Mike. Someones a bit high sleeping pills. You look great for 73 years of age.

24th comment…
not my best, but i’ll take it

@Maishul She’s not even here…

Anyway, those must’ve been some strong sleeping pills to make him act like this. Course he did swallow a whole bunch.

HAHAHAHAHA

He is high lol.

I love the part where he says to Lucy: Sandy read my eulogy.

I do believe.
They’re going to leave him on the street now.

Seems as though Maishul has a bit of a secret ego, eh?

This is my new favorite page of the entire comic. Wonderful Taeshi, just wonderful.

o.o wow just wow

Wow…. I’m surprised that Mike got drunk from sleeping pills………..
*takes two sleeping pills*…..huh…I guess it only works on catzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

At least he looks kind of happy at the end…

“just leave me here on the street because im DEAD”….. i cant fight againts that logic T_T XDXD excelente

Man, Mike gets drunk so constantly. >_> <_

73 years old? Hmm must be cat years.

quite possibly one of the best pages ever!

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who’s countin’
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

wtf mike

Mike is beyond drugged out. I was trippin from some nausea medicine from the hospital before and that was just hallucinations. Nothing this bad. Those must have been some quality pills

Ah Mike. You know not of how much of an ******* you’re being to Lucy right Now. <3 Love this page.

he’s bing a ******* just leve him

Amen.

This page is ridiculous… ridiculously hilarious.

Michael on drugs. It’s amazing.

win

Ashes to ashes… ducks to ducks.. xD lol

So when Mike is off his rocker, he turns into an *******?

This is the second time Mike… the SECOND TIME~!!
You better start watching what type of candy you eat…
Mike… you and candy.. just dont mix well..

hrm… i believe that our friend Mike possesses the gift of premonition…I predict imminent death in his future… :3

you got that rite

Yes

LMAO at the second-to-last panel.

Maishul is gonna have even more karma to pay for once he sobers up. Seriously, can he eat ANYTHING without getting absolutely plastered?

oh yeah.. im betting he is going to hve the WORST hangover in the morning.. xD
i love it when Mike`s drunk… xD

Agreed

You know, USUALLY when people discover the candy they just got from a stranger is really a handful of drugs, they call the police and an ambulance.

Mike got drunk… Again! He’s funny when he’s drunk! LOVING the latest strips!

Yes yes yes.

Joke:

Michael
First Chapter: #1
Age: Deceased…(He believes!!)

….What is with Mike and getting drunk?

This is excellent

so… ummm mike’s drunk, and a jerk, a quote, and something along the lines of lol, yeah that pretty much sums all the comments so far

This comic, right here, made my day for who knows how long (probably a day…wait..).

DUCKS to DUCKS!!

7th panel ROCKS

Did someone mention Sandy? Gee, looks like the bitch train is right on schedule for Lucyville.

Well, okay, that whole spiel was pretty telling, but yeah let’s hold the ramblings of a kid who was drugged by strangers against him when he wakes up. That would be the Lucy thing to do.

So are you ‘tards going to get him an ambulance or what?

Mike is such a light weight

But uh… jump his bones… as in… “bones” being …inuendo?

This is not going to end well.

WHAT THE HELL!?!?

Aaaaaaaand Mike is totally tripping out on bad candy. I honestly can’t say that I’m not somewhat pleased with this. Yes, I support MikexSandy. That doesn’t mean I have to like Mike. I don’t know WHY I’m in such a hissy over Mike. He just rubs me the wrong way….that said, if I were part of the BCB universe, I couldn’t honestly say I wouldn’t want to -ahem- “Jump Mike’s Bones”. Athletic as he is, relatively speaking, he’s probably a good lookin’ guy.

Also: Lucy, shush! No need to get yer tail in a twist! Mike’s hardly in any sort of mindset to be held responsible for his words at the moment…though no doubt he will be. >:D Imeanum….as UNFAIR as that is. Not that the current bad blood between them leaves much room for fairness, of course.

Oh Paulo…still, he sparkles…and shant stop for several days after the holiday passes, I’m sure.

Finally, is anyone else but me seeing a great big ‘lolwut’ expression on Dave’s face through all of this? I just…can’t help but feel that he’s in some sort of blissfully ignorant state beneath that sheet, entirely cut off from the world around him…and being totally okay with that.

P.S.: Dammit, forgot about those emotes…>.>

Me thinks they should put Mike out of his misery….

Lucy’s getting ready to take the taxi to Tantrumtown, the balloon to Boohooburg, the portal to the pity party.




Lucy is a crybaby.

i want my eulogy to be just like this.

Silly Maishul. Only you can make your own self-read eulogy hilarious. Also making Lucy wanting you to actually die at the same time.

haha mike you always seem to say the stupidest yet somehow funny words which will just get you in trouble later

Those who wish to jump the bones of Maishul shall be rewarded! Amen.

Panel 6 = EPIC JEALOUS

Poor Mike can never catch a break somthing tells me they are just going to leave him

ashes to ashes
Ducks to ducks
I want that in my eulogy

aha why is mike always the intoxicated one

ashes to ashes… ducks to ducks…

Mike is WASTED.

Lulz mike is such a gangster

@Imp Because mikes the only one without enough experiance to hold his liqour.

Lol, high Mike is funny. I definitely want a eulogy like that.

poor mike, happend to him again >.>

I was drugged once.

… hes acting like he did after he ate those alchahol chocalates all the way back in chapter 12. HES another form of drunk, one where eh thinks hes ether a ghost, or able to speak in death. anyways, LOL!
sincerly, the wii anonymous

wtf is this ****?

LOL Jesus christ, Michael

AND I DON’T THINK LUCY LIKED BEING CALLED SANDY.
I WONDER WHY.
*brick’d* But just keep him like this, I don’t like the jerky Michael

Seems like he ate more than just sleeping pills.

Ducks to ducks…. epic… just… just… epic… lol… I want a copy of that eulogy xD
Me: *pokes again with a stick* Yeah he’s dead, let’s leave him on the street
Mike:Yeah leave me here.
Me: Works for me *walks away o3o*

Lucy, what an idiot, don’t tell me that she is indeed believing that he is gonna kick the bucket,
Or what else why she is crying?

Curbstomp in three…. two…

He acts like my sis when she’s had more than 3 cups of coffee. :I

I’m sorry to say, I’ve been that drunk and high before. ****** myself a couple times, tried to speak Scottish, refused to get dressed, and stared into a mirror for a couple of hours. Theres worse, but I begged my brother to stop telling me about the more embarrassing stuff.

Some of the **** sounds funny after saying it, but I’d go easy the alcohol, peeps. I **** myself every time I go past my limit, and it’s amazingly easy to kill yourself.

Someone get some freakin diazapam!

Mike’s always out of himself when saying stuff to **** others off!

i think this is your best work ever !
lol.

thats what i do when under anesthesia.

its been awhile since Mike has made me laugh, nice strip Taeshi.

that’s unconscious mike, not dead -_- (did I spell it right?)

I didn’t think you could get high off a load of sleeping pills; I would have thought they just killed you if you overdosed… huh. Then again, maybe that just comes after the loss of consciousness.

Pretty funny anyway, though Mike seems like a jerk when he’s tripping out.

Can someone kick Mike in the head! lolol

feed some wet salt that shouls get rid of the sleeping pills

Lucy should prove him wrong by jumping his bones right there in the street. In front of everybody. Multiple times.

facepaw.gif


(Ducks to ducks )

i just remember this is the 2 time he gotting high.Not his day.

Getting high with sleeping pills? Mike-y, you’re hopeless

DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

To him they all probably look like ducks.Mike: Hey the white ducks coming here with a knife.:) Lucy:

I didnt realise he was 73. And obssessed with ducks.

ducks to ducks x3

This will have consequences later on. Cause Lucy looks like she’s taken his gibberish seriously.

Mike…. ur an idiot.

I never knew Mike was 71 when he died. Wait. He still lives.

Mike went off the deep end, and he might not make it back.

Hes’ funny when he’s stoned.

Never knew mike was so high of himself lol

Epic page is Epic!

all i can say is…..


DUCKS

And none of you noticed that everyone didn’t look mad at him for his will?

Yup. still reminds me of Scott Pilgrim.

carter on first panel

yikes, definitely not what Lucy needed to hear right now.

Hahaha I really hope Mike starts begging that guy for more candy corn because of this trip.

lol i think Mike *** gonna be as soon as he wake up from his comma

I was expecting something worse that Mike would’ve done this is just funny

@ ima weird

Don’t you mean Coma?

Gosh, I didn’t know you could get high from just a sleeping pill overdose. And he looks seriously high! How long until he recovers from THIS, I wonder?

Woot! Ducks~!

DUCKS!
DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SAY DUCKS?
I LKE DUCKS!
WHERE’S THE DUCK?
DUCK!
DUCK!
DUCKS!!!!!!
…



-noms on Yashy-

dukcs!!! 21958

That’s some drug, eh Mike?

Is’ one good halloween prank

Wait, is Lucy crying? Panel 9 makes her look like she is…

haha that looks like me when I don’t get enough sleep

Also, Mike on Panel 8 totally looks like Scott Pilgrim.

Died at 73 and doomed to go through high school again and again and again…..

Ahh he’s a say what gets filtered guy whe tipsy.

Lucy’s all like: Grey *******!!

I get the impression that these pills have been filled with alcohol and not with sleep-generating drugs… Well okay, alcohol does the same, but that’s not the priority effect of it…

…Ashes to Ashes, Ducks to Ducks, and Lucy’s cross in the last panel. What a picture. ^^ A great compostion indeed.

When someone is that high, and in the verge of death, it is possible to say what is coming for the future….
PS. ****** LUCY IS ****** !!!
RUN !!!!

Well someone’s high.

If they were sleeping pills he wouldn’t be saying those things, he’d be out cold.

if you pop too many of any pill you can get high and counteract the original function, *******^^^^^

its a messed up verse of the bible…

Rofl he is so wasted from those pills xDD

This always seems to happen to Mike. It’s his specialty.

then carson comes back

Wow, I’ve never liked mike more then I do right now xD


Hehe…ducks.

lol I like, love Mike right now. xD
He’s just so great when completely wasted.

I have to say, I was not expecting this! Also, Lucy has really increased her self control. I can’t believe that she hasn’t hit Mike… yet.

****ed up mike is a blast they should keep him on pills all the time

Drunk mike is funnier than regular mike. Even if he is being a jerk.

mike is soooo highhhhhhhh……
i wonder what would happen if mike took vicodin…….
(mike: viva viva las VEGAS!!!!)
heheheh

Hahahahahahaha I think you should make mike constantly drunk/high from now on as an unexplainable side effect *nod* it’s the new law. also, Paulo’s face in panel 10? EPIC !

If Mike took vicodin, he’d be the next Gregory House…with sex appeal

Since everyone wants ducks, I’ve decided to sell two ducks for the price of one. Come and get ‘em everyone! Wannna buy a duck?

Susan probably approves of the jumping of Mike’s bones comment, as long as it only includes Lucy.

I agree with Jerk here. He’s wacked out on sleeping pills and Lucy will probably hold the Sandy comment against him, for more than one reason. Yashy might take a second to not be stupid and put two and two together. “Mom, who is Sandy?”

…Ducks.
….DUCKS.
Good choice, crew.

Shaddap, Mike. You’re not dying, Halloween has just claimed another victim.

It kills me how your art hasn’t improved.

Last time Mike was like this, he kicked someone’s ***!

that was the most random strip so far for me

Ducks to Ducks?

I love this page

Some of you wanted to jump his bones. Beautifully written eulogy, Mike.

*sigh* Oh dear, Mike.

That last panel killed me.

Anatidaephobia i think i have it now O.o

Since when were sleeping pills made out of heavilly concentrated alcohol?

mike failed so epicly that not even jesus or god would dare do a facepalm to that epic fail. it’s so epic that it surpases the title of ‘epic fail’ and can only be partially explained by this text.

Ducks to ducks… Hey when he says the lord will reward “you” in the 2nd last panel, is he talking to Lucy (and other who wanted to jump him) or himself?

Look at the bright side, sue’s expression on second panel looks quite awesome…

And high Mike rocks, if some sleeping pills made him like that, I wonder what real alcohol can do…

i know, it will f*** his *** up then when he looks in the mirror when he wakes up he’ll find the word ‘*****’ on his forehead writen by me of corse. lol

… no matter what everyone else thinks, I find this speech to be AWESOME.

totally drugged?

Mike. Dude. Seriously…Ducks? Geez, you’re wasted.

Ashes to Ashes,
Ducks to Ducks
Chapter 60 — Page 17 of 20. Page posted 11/5/10

lol @ paulo. not so shiny in the last panel, huh?

lol, Panel #8 is my favorite. :3

“…Micheal was so young when he died, only 73 years old!!”

Next panel:
“He’ll be missed cuz he was so great and wonderful…”

yes you will be missed for that exact reason, rest in peace buddy!

lmfao!! ‘Ashes to Ashes, Ducks to Ducks’

what’s so great about him saying ‘ashes to ashes, ducks to ducks’? and yes i know that ‘ducks’ is reference to ‘dust’.

by the way did you guys know that nursery rhyme was made as a reference to the bubonic plague?

……….He’s high as a freaking kite from……sleeping pills?…….

Ho….ly….crap….It took everything i had not to **** my pants from laughing in the middle of the student union building at school.

oh god mike….. wait if he’s 73 and he’s dating sandy who’s 15 wouldn’t that make him a pedophile?

This is one of only three pages that i have saved on my computer… This page is honoured beyond imagining

Have you also noticed that people often talk about others being a pedophile?

And Goose to geese o.o

so Mike reinstates himself again as a world-class heart-breaking jerk.

ducks to ducks amen… ok lets call an ambulance

I really expected it to say “A**es to A**es” instead of ashes.

Jazz’s hair thing makes it look like Paulo is giving her bunny ears in the last panel

3 more page to go so keep up the good work.

DEJA VU. O:

I speak for many when i say there better be a damn mikexsandy comic…

Mike’s been all over the place this chapter. Amusing, though. Really amusing.

THIS IS HILARITY. 8D

My favorite non-angst page. No contest.

Flea IS trippin’!

lol!!! hes drooling all over himself xD

poor lucy hes teasing her while hes out of it

hey mikei you so high,
you so high you bllow you mind!
hey mikei!

Maishul should get stoned the hell out of it some more

have decided that thats what will be read at my funeral :3 especially the ducks to ducks part

Been reading for some time now and I must say this one made me laugh like hell xD only Mike could do that

“Others wanted to jump his bones and for that the lord shall reward you…”

I’m saying that at my eulogy, too.

Cue Saving Private Ryan music.

Mike stoned is officially the best thing ever.

YES.

If Lucy gets any more p*ssed/ embarrassed, she going to explode.

woot!
yay for badly painted triangular crack pills!!

Poor Mike, you just HAD to say that -.-

That is the best eulogy ever. Someone needs to use that for real.

wow mike seems so drunk. those who jump on his bones shall be rewarded rofl. Mike is my favorite character out of this whole series.

Hope this isn’t your way of getting rid of Mike. .__________.

Lol I know it’s not. c:

rub him out of the picture. Pablo & Lucy ftw

all that because that LSD corn candy…sadly….sadly…

mike…get out of drugs, bro….

I take it back. I’m glad this happened after all! It’s entertainin’ as hell!

So.. I thought Mike had something against Carson.. guess now we know what that was?

He seems to be drunk or something.
Ducks to Ducks

Wow Maishul just wow >:|

I get two things out of the jump his bones phrase…
1. was beat the Sh*t out of him
2. The other….-_-

BEST EULOGY EVA
also i love that she dosnt deny she wants to jump his bones

xD Mike…

@Helmic:

Except they can’t call the authorities because it’s past curfew.

5 bucks says Mike is wearing his scarf under the Cthulu costume…

They should take it easy on Mike.
He’s not exactly in his right mind at the moment.

Lucy. Needs to anime kick. Hard. So… deserved.

Mike is probably the most often disoriented character.

LOL mike is on his back and then on his stomach hahahaha

I dont think Mike is 73 years old lol

I have a feeling that mike is going to get a “wake-up call” from Lucy in a very sensitive place soon. She started out real worried, but after being called Sandy, I think her patience is wearing thin.

..Love the cross on the crying Lucy just out there in the last panel, lol.

LOL! I think this might be one of the funniest X3

Mike, Lucy is gunna killlll youuuuuu!

lucy kiss him!!!

“Other’s wanted to jump his bones”… Sounds more like Billie from Green Day. lol

From a guy who has to take sleeping pills regularly, the prescription strength stuff like Ambien will knock you on your *** at regular doses.
I feel for ya Mike, but then again, you’re the genius who ate open candy without checking.

hehe David in the last panel

Sometimes it feels like these guys aren’t even mike’s friends but thats just me (and Sandvich)
On another note, I wonder what happened to my shadow =(

Oh dear. Seems that “Maishul” needs a swift kick in the pants.

Nice one!
How did he not note the flavor of the pills or the paint?
Candy corn is good but not that good.
Also happy whatever adictiv comic Wins again.☆☆☆

By Jove, Mike has **** luck. None of the rest of the cast have accidentialy gotten drunk or high but he has twice.

i hope they make a christmas saga where mike asks lucy to a school dance and he ends showing his real feelings for her

@ chaosttarter: You mean that he’s annoyed by her?

2nd to last panel = win

or go to another one of tess’s party where lucy’s parents and mike’s parents are gone for a couple days to where, mike and lucy get drunk and let their real feelings out and realize they love eachother

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
LOLOL.
Oh Mike xD

High Mike is High.

2nd to last panel dont worry Lucy, Mikes talking about Carso… Oh yeah hes dead nevermind.

STOOOOONNEDDDD!!!

CAPITALIZE TEH LORD’S NAME <(/O)_\)> OR ELSE MY FRIEND JJ WILL KILL YAH *** DEAD and that not a good thing

LOL he is just out of his head xD

in 3….2…..1…………… ~PUNTED BY LUCY~ >:3 die die die die die die die die die DIEEEEE MAISHAL!!!! DIIIEEEE okay im just hyper….ill leave now…..

Someone get this boy to detox and have the jerk arrested.

[quote] [phrase indicating laughter]

ASHES TO ASHES DUCKS TO DUCKS LMAO
I like pancakes and ducks
I also love Mike’s face when hes says he died at 73… …epic…

Oh, WOW. Mike, you’re so high. xD

I like mike when hes high

High Mike is almost as fun as drunk Mike.

Next should be a drunk Mike? Agreed? :’D

HAHAHAHAH Ducks to Ducks )

I love this comic

ashes to ahes, ducks to ducks amen.

How about a High Drunken Mike?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

Maybe he’s high on ecstasy, looking at what will be rewarded… Haha!

Mike is so screwed come Monday.

oh wow i cant wait until he wakes up

You can’t wait until he wakes up? I wish he’d stay high constantly. I like him much better that way. Actually, I don’t even like him at all anymore when he’s sober.

… Ducks? Where? I LOVE DUCKS!

HOLY **** THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD SAY

Creepy 0_o

LOL~! yes show your true self and reduce to ducks!

wooo!

i agree i like this one much better keep em that way ^w^

Mike needs a macho salad.

ashes to ashes, ducks to ducks

for the answer I put 10-3 but the admin stopped me lol

You were nothing but dust and you shall return to dust

…………..Aw those sleeping tablets

Haha… wow if that’s really how he feels about himself he’s going to be in trouble, but that seems like a very out of character description of himself since 90% of the comic he’s been a very passive character.

Woooooooooooow, Mike. xD

73 in cat years? How many lives does he have left?

@Aka; Pretty sure cat years wise he’s 73

They will now take Mike and drop him in the hole with Carson. And when Carson tries to have his was with him, mike goes insane, kills him, and uses his spine ad a rope to get out.

oh Maishul Maishul Maishul…. didn’t my kitty learn to not eat strange candies… Lucy be sure to not kill him… I need to get my hands on him myself

lol….. duck

ha.

I’m pretty sure he’s got it all a lil’ backwards 0.o

Come on Now Mike, dont be a drama queen. This was the perfect oportunity to mend things up with Lucy, but no. You had to be a bitchy drama queen as always.

Go eat more “Candy Corn” *******

i would hate to eat that candy corn

Does “jump his bones” imply what I think it does…?

Too bad Mike isn’t drunk off of Sandy’s humps. Her lovely lady lumps.

mike needs to start whipping out some intense HIGHDEAS like how he should work it out with lucy or go get a FAHKING MCRIB CAUSE ITS BACK BIATCH! work out them munchies with reconstituted pork product.

Also, need more susy, shes cool

It’s going to end up with the ‘f’ word isn’t it? -.-

That cat is trippin’ bawls.

Yet! I’ve only commented once and I have already been mentioned in a comic! :3

MIke you selfish ****!

lol… team paulo

So profound… ducks to ducks indeed!

Mike could eulogize for me any day.

once again…. WTF!

Mike is the best drunk ever.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why is it so hard to wait until monday?

My prediction:
Mike’s totally baked and he’s gonna tell some DEEP secret. Anyone agree?

i do ^-^

….da sai vu

If he’s 14 Years old, that statement of dying young at 73 is correct (human/cat year conversion)

I’m daying of laughter xD

@hipster
yes agreed good sir, probably along the lines of how disappointed he was that lucy never made him a sandwich

still waiting on some biatch to make a damn sandwich

That face on panel 8!

*palmface*

I lol’d. A lot xD



* anyway, Lucy is crying because Mike called her Sandy *

Hmmm, wonder what’ll happen next.

Hope there will be unexpected progress :X

Today is Lucy’s birthday!

Lolmike looks like carter in the first panel….

the shape of Sue’s and Michele’s head are exactly the same!

sexing under the influences >.> <.<
With any luck, Lucy will get to jump Maishul’s bones

Doesnt Mike know that there is a reason parents check the candies?

Panels 8 and 11 are my favorites. Good to know he has a secret side we dont often see. Fare thee well Mike, Ducks to ducks amen.

On a side note, Raise your hand hand if you would graciously “jump mikes bones” *hand raise*

wow dont these kids do not know how to have any fun
instead of laughing at how stupid Mike is sounding they’re getting offended
if you ask me they all need some sleeping pills
They should get a video camera and black mail him

i would just walk away

dude totally [?]

I would kick ‘em *KICK!* “WAKE UP!”#

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCYYY~ C:

Wow. I feel bad for him. Hey man or dudet, what is the old series of this?

oh NO I FINALLY CAUGHT UP! Now I have to wait… oh well. Love all of this.

you know what. i wouldnt be standing there i be kicking the shiza out of the guy that gave us the candy.

y is mike the one getting drugged up this is the second time man mike you gotta just say no

Happy Birthday Lucy!!

happy birthday lucy

lol Diphenhydramine

Happeh barfday, Luceh!

Mike is a loud drunk apparently.

Happy Birthday Lucy!

wow it is her birthday. well i just put a peice of fan art up on my DA
http://followerk.deviantart.com/#/d32dwd1

for some reason this page reminds me of ‘comfortably numb’

Happy happy birthday, love(lucy)





Taeshi, your aloud to vomit now.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+kaster

You need an intermission.

Come on, its the protagonist’s birthday.

Lucy looks ready to kill Mike (for real) after hearing Sandy’s name again; oh well, at least it’d be better than her going into angst mode again. T_T

¬¬ mike you hurt Lucy for a girl who really never going to love you for your now you!! the karma is punched you!

I just realized, Cthulhu is pretending to die because of some sleeping pills.

Cthulhu. Die. Haha BLASPHEMY!

Ain’t no mountain high enough~… But Mike sure is.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY!

wow just wow

They need to read his eulogy because he’s dead or he’ll come back as a ghost and take them out of his will. This makes sense.

Notice the lack of Lucy pwnage. She clearly learned from the Confrontation that hitting Mike on stuff doesn’t work. Atta girl.

Oi vei, Mike… yer an idiot!

****in’ righteous, Mike. Best inebriated dick move evar.

Mike is a stupid ******* when he’s drugged!

Bahaha Mike is funny when he’s drugged…

AT 73!!! O_o

Ashes to Ashes…

Ducks to Ducks….

I SO gotta write that down!!!!!!!!!!! xD

whoa impressive

73 years old???!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFLOLMAOMGWTFBBq!!!!!!111

Oh man… I love this comic

Wait…
I ALWAYS ACT LIKE A DRUGGED CAT OMGWTFBBQ

Mike is always at his best when hes tripping balls

Mike, you are so very high

I Love Mike. xD This makes me laugh.

“SHUT UP, I’M DEAD!”

mike: forever the man.

how can anyone hate on mike after this!

mike is dead X DD haha!! this made me laugh ALOT

I know what’s going on my tombstone now. Thanks, Mikey!

Does he know that he’s telling them to jump on his bones now?

Does this mean that Mike thinks Ducks are invincible?

I’m so confused.

Is it me, or are the funniest parts of this series when mike’s out of his head?

HAHAHA! DIE ALREADY MIKE! jeezes.

I’m gonna call him Eulogy Jones now.

mike looks like carter in the first panel lolz

Haven’t seen him that tipsy since…Confrontation…

lol he Quacks me up

Uh…Mike is losing it…

It doesn’t even make sense. It’s not like the pills were really strong alcohol or something.

@Dasaki

Wow, the last thing I expected here was a Fallout reference, haha.

hilarious!

strangely enough, mike in this page reminds me of scott pilgrim. honestly not sure which part, though. hmm…shall have to try and remember that :p
(I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO THE EMOTES ON HERE. I SUCK WITH BBCODE / HTML TAGS OR WHATEVER SO THERE.)

yesyesyesyeysesyesyeysyesyesyesyesyeswinwinwinwiwn iwniwnwinwiwniwniwniwniwniwin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you smoking pot, Mike? lol

ducks to ducks lol

My god I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!

Much win has been had. Oh, Mike, you may not have my respect, and you might have serious issues with choosing what is important… but you make a hysterical intoxicated dick.

What… what the hell is going on? This doesn’t make a lick of sense.

this almost made me fall out of my chair!!! This so happens when u take sleepin pills! i should know my stepdad takes them all the time and its like hes on drugs!

such an awesome page
each panel made me laugh soo much

Gosh first those liquor chocolates and now these, mike… You gotta look at what you eat

Ashes to Ashes, ducks to ducks.

Pffft! xD

“Ashes to ashes… ducks to ducks…” That’s awesome, Mike.

So the lord is going to reward Carson for wanting to jump Mike’s bones?

And yup, our boy is trippin’ balls.

Can’t wait till the first time this kid gets drunk.

i remember this was the first page i saw when i first came to BCB :’)

Mike already got drunk in Confrontation.

Ashes to ashes…
Ducks to ducks…

That’s going on my tombstone.

Heheh… Ducks to Ducks… Drunk as hell; Just Like Old Times.

I will never forget that page!
It was actually that page in the update when i found the comic! xD;
OH OLD TIMES. LOLNOT.

i think this isn’t a drug too slepp put is a tequilia at pill form!

Oh god its Furry Con 2010 all over again. Damn you Soul for getting drunk

Ashes to ashes… ducks to ducks….
XDDDD *dies laughing*

I always love reading mikes lines on this page in the most overly dramatic way possible. it’s just so damn funny.

Hahahaha! I love the first line!! The hilariousness has commenced!

WAAAHAHAHA! I love this page.

Wow Mike….you were drunk, now you are high….what next?

“Ashes to ashes. Ducks to ducks.”
Can I use this when I die???

I just love it when Mike is out of himself like this, LOL

This is my favorite side of Mike.

Hey.. Ugrently need get for free the XRUMER 7.5.31
Or maybe for payment. Anybody sell? I can pay via cash…

Hope for answer

This is, by far, my favorite panel in the comic. There is no competition for me.

Ashes to Ashes…
Ducks to Ducks…

Oh no Mikes been drugged detective Red on the case

my gosh, the 8’th panel is awesome