Candybooru

THE CAKE IT'S A LIE!!

Hahaha, nice reference there

Although, I'm waiting for the Ratman to show up, how the hell have you guys not thought of this

-SJ

companion cube has understood it's better to speak xD

@SJ : only a question of time

Spaaaaaaaace !

At least they have eternity to fall through the same two metres of space. I wonder what happens if you touch the side of a Portal?

Other physics problems aside , I think the side should be basically indestructible ,kind of like a cosmic string , given that a portal is basically a topological defect .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_string

God , that sounded geeky

The Lie Is a Cake!

oh ... wait

THE CAKE IS A LIE
but cookies aren't ^^

But.. but... it's NOT a lie!! I SAW IT!!! I. SAW. THE. CAKE. GIVE ME THE CA- BLANG.

Aperture Science Laboratories regrets to announce the passing away of Subject #68. He will be sorely missed.

"The Companion Cube will always try to stab you in the back"

IK the cake is a lie, but srsly that joke is almost as over used as Vegetas Over 9000 meme. Y not joke about how the companion cube can't speak, if it does don't take its advice

The vital aparatus vent will deliver a weighted companion cube in 3...2...1
this weighted compaion cub will accompany you through the test
chamber, Please take care of it.

The enrichment environment center reminds you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and in fact CAN NOT SPEAK!
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak the enrichment center urges you to disregard to its advice.

you did it, the weighted companion cube certainly brought you good luck.
However it can not accompany you for the rest of the test and unfortuatley must be... euthanized. Please escort your companion cube to the apature science emergency intelligence incinerator.

Although the euthanizing process is remarkabley painful, 8 out of 10 apature science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain. Rest assured that an independent panel of thesis has absolved the enrichment center apature science employees and all test subjects of any moral responsibly for the companion cube euthanizing process.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT!!

COMPANION CUBE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

ArrowDynamics45-

Actually, fun fact, if you get near the companion cube and listen closely, it actually makes music. Figured that out a while back. They are also sentient. GLaDOS said so.