Candybooru

I had this huge long explanation for why I did this but my cats decided to turn off my computer. I'm not writing it again so instead. Here's a quicky version of it.

I am a huge BCB and a huge Homestuck fan so I decided to parody the two. These are the god tiers of each character if they ever played sBURB.

Lucy - Witch of Light
Daisy - Slyph of Hope
Jasmine - Rogue of Breath
Sue - Maid of Mind
Tess - Heir(ess) of Life
Mike - Thief of Heart
Paulo - Prince of Time
David - Page of Space
Abbey - Knight of Rage
Augustus - Mage of Blood
Carter - Bard of Doom

This has caused me to remember why I abhore doing group pictures. I couldn't even add a background to this cause it was killing my hands just to finish a flat coloring. But I did finish. If anyone has read Homestuck good for you and I highly advise hanging on through the first act because it gets a lot better.

Sam - lol yeah but dirk is also a prince and he has kamina glasses and Paulo is kamina cat. besides the literal translation of prince of time is 'destroyer of time'. So I think it fits paulo pretty well.

E2s4 - oh thank you! I was careful to make sure none of their godtiers were the same as any canon homestuck characters.

Taeshi - o///o oh really?! Thank you so much! That means a ton coming from you! You are one of my most favorite artists! I thought the titles wouldnt mean much but most them can literally be taken as playing to their strengths like Sue's or an attempt to challenge the character like Lucy. And Carter just scares the crap out of me xD

DLancer - say what now? :?

Oh you're right! I did forget her. Sandy is the seer of void. She is a literal void of information but can see the others through her connection with mike. It made sense for her.

Yaschiri - Why thank you! I spent a LOT of time (like two whole days of my spring break) I killed my wrist on this. And I can understand. It was very hard to get into, the whole first act is like this right of passage that you have to overcome in order to deserve the rest. It doe's pick up and it is worth the read if you don't mind length.

Sushi - I am NOT currently fond of Mike in the least but no. That was not the main reason that I made him the Thief of Heart.

The two thieves that have been introduced so far are classifiable as "mean" if you don't recognize and character development but the Vriska the Thief of Light is in fact my favorite character. So I didn't make him the Thief because I disliked him.

In fact, the thieves seem to be the most responsible characters when it comes to the movement of plot flow, and Mike does just that in BCB.

Another reason was, in a way, what you initially thought. I've noticed that throughout the plot line of BCB, Mike has a charisma that draws people, more specifically of the female variety, towards him. You can see that in his middle school fangirl and the undeniable attraction that three main characters have towards him.

Thieves are an active class, meaning they steal their element to benefit themselves. Vriska stole Light, better interpreted as Luck, and used it to diminish the luck of her opponents. But when luck was eliminated from the equation she suffered greatly.

Mike initially benefits from his attractiveness, Lucy kisses him, Daisy forces herself on him, Fangirls fall at his feet, and he lands Sandy as a girlfriend. But now his attractive nature is beginning to backfire as he develops as a character and he is suffering from the lingering attachments caused by his initial 'thefts.'

Trust me. Every character has been fully thought and reasoned through. But I'm glad you thought about it. I like being able to explain my choices. Like I said I had a HUGE list of who was what and detailed explanations as to why but my comp was turned off and I died inside. So I decided to explain when people ask me instead.

I can't believe this is on the main website eeeek! >///<
Haha Thanks everybody.
And I see what you did there Karkat.

I'd love to explain this! It's been a while so these may not be entirely accurate to the way I felt about it at the time, but I'll try my best!

Alright. Let's start with Carter as he's the easiest to explain.

Carter has scared the **** out of me from the get go, he always seemed like a wildcard even if he wasn't counted amongst the main cast. Like other bards he displays an intense obsession towards a particular character and has shown to be more than willing to do what it takes to get what he wants. The Doom aspect was more for the fact that he's scary as ****.

Jasmine is a rogue, partially because of the playful aspects she displays that have been so far the norm of the rogues. The phrase associated with the rogue, like it's active counterpart the thief is "I steal..." While thieves steal for the benefit of themselves, Jasmine would steal her element for the benefit of others. When Paulo was caught in his web of womanizing it was Jasmine who gave him a chance to catch his breath and settle down for a while.

Dave is a hero of Space because of the close ties needed between the hero of time and the hero of Space. He is a page because of the hitherto pages dedication to their friends but the pages often make mistakes and screw things up for other people. They are often to absorbed in their own feelings to be considerate of others but are VERY obsessed with the way they are viewed by their friends. Often going to great lengths and physical pains to live up to the expectations others have in them. Dave is the only member of the main group who is a dog, and displays a large amount of the loyalty that is associated with his kin, but he's never afraid to joke around or tease others.

Theraiser2000 - Thank you!!! I'm really happy you think so! I didn't take any god tier personality tests for the characters, honestly. I feel like I've got a fairly good grasp of the titles and elements though so I spent a LOT of time matching them to their roles. When I say a lot I mean A LOT. I put a lot of emphasis as well onto the relationships and the influences they would have on each other.

Honestly if they did play sBurb (haha sFurb) I'd think that it would be most likely that Augustus, Tess, Daisy and Mike would have the largest chances of achieving God tier honestly. (for my own reasons which shall remain unnamed)

Teruko - I placed Daisy in that role for a lot of reasons. One being that the hope players often struggle with insecurities and troubles within their relationships with others. Daisy had a long history of struggling with her own self acceptance and with the acceptance she wanted from others.

As a Slyph of Hope, the passive counterpart to the Seer and with the role of bringing understanding of her element to others, she would have to inspire and help give the others hope even in the most hopeless of situations. From what I've seen of her interactions with Abbey, ESPECIALLY during his struggles with his past, this role is PERFECT for her. Both for herself and for her teammates.

ToxicTime - Hahah thanks. I'm not the biggest fan of SandyxMike either but I tried to be professional and stick only to canon relationships and crushs.