Bittersweet Candy Bowl

My dad’s middle name is Aragorn.

@Jerk No.

I will not be able to sleep tonight through a combination of your story and the smell of Artist’s Fixative and hairspray permeating my flat T_T

@ sammy: Then I got what I wanted.

@ Gabe: And that’s just fine.

Aragorn? How perfectly wonderful. ^_^

Alegrius Aragorn + whatever the fuck Paulo’s last name is.

Yes, it is probably something along those lines. ^_^

GroinThunder, Paulos last name is GroinThunder

Hmm. I would have thought “Cocksmith”

Or just plain Cocks, I knew a kid with this last name.

That poor soul.

Was it “Cocks” or “Cox”? Either way, it’s hilarious.

Kick-Ass Danger will be his awesome older brother that he looks up to.

I have a cousin named Kiko who is a firefighter. We can bastardize the spelling a bit so it becomes Kika Stanger, which would sound like Kick-Ass Danger if said quickly enough.

But then I would confuse him with Jerk and mine’s kid. I have too many kids now.

Oh Gabe, we’re having twins now.

OR, we go with this
(actually knew a kid with this name)
Damien Asgruber
pronounced assgrabber

Tee hee. That is actually quite good, Gabriel. ^_^

Twins? I thought I felt a struggle for dominance inside my womb.

Yet again, I am left to wonder how most of the forumites actually feel about children. ^_^

I think children are awesome at times. I imagine that I would spoil my daughter somewhat if I were to have one.

Aww. ^_^

id be afraid of a baby.
any other children i’m cool with.

Oh, that reminds me! My friend Chealsie recently gave birth to a baby boy!!

Kazi, I’m going to be completely honest and say I wouldn’t trust you with a baby.

We’re totally okay with you taking care of any other small, fragile new form of life, though.

Totally.

yeah, i am insane when i’m tired and a baby would make me tired.

i tried to teach spanish to a fish to kill god.

dont ask.

No worries. I’ve tried to teach a lizard to do a backflip in order to get into a government building.

that. is. awesome.

It didn’t work.

neither did mine.

Failure buddies.

yup.
but next time, we’ll teach a fish spanish to get into a government building, and use the backflipping lizard to kill god.

Sounds good to me.

Paulo Amadeus Cuntpunch Jr.

Some of you just missed me posting a vid of a hot friend and a picture of my ass.

You should all go to the IRC.

I just read the information on My Immortal, I need a brain scrub.

Helllllo every one.

I need to get on the forum much less.

hi all

I KNOW! I really need to focus on Chem Hw…

My computer’s hard drive…died of old age, literally, it was old, it failed.
And while I’m driven to near insanity trying and failing to bring the damn start screen up (for two days) SuitCase goes and revamps the forums…with pages for threads…cool.

I was wondering where you had been. ^_^

Also, hello to both HB and Noir. How are you?

HEY, NAMELESS IS BACK!!!!

Noir used to be my handle back when I used a black wolf as my author avatar… inb4 “fursona”

My class got canceled this morning cause my teacher is awesome.

Cool. My class ended early, but that was due to finishing a Mid-Term, so there’s a lack of epicness there.



And a Good Morning to you and to whoever may be lurking in the shadows…That’s right, I heard you rustling back there.

Oh no, I just arrived. ^_^

I got a cancelled class this morning, and one this evening, so i have a shitload of free time today

Sure you did…



Ah who am I kidding.



Have yourself a good time then Miw.



I hope you are doing alright ILB?

My lip is swollen. Fuuuuuuck.