Bittersweet Candy Bowl

FIVE THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKERS

UNF UNF UNF

@Jerk D:

Fitting that he got the 5k hero post.

Also, I need a hammock

Fitting that he got the 5k hero post.

Also, I need a hammock

OK I’ll correct myself
Your eye’s are filled with asid, drunk or hungover, your girlfreind is getting a brain tumor removed, you are sic in such a way that you couldn’t walk two days ago, and you just stumbled on bad pictures of an ex.
webcam you say.

well i got the 5001st post!

That was obioese Vincy, if it was happy photos you’d prolly not mention it

also that D: was at the pictures. what were they hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?? jkjk, unless they are.

You know what kind of potos they are

That tiny trophy and that raction is exactly prefect for how I feel about the 100 page and the 5000th post

Post the photo!

Dirt, shut the fuck up for once

yeah dirt! he’s only sending them to me.

You both need to die right now, those potos hit a sore spot you little shits

@ Dirt: Hell no, I deleted that shit off my PC the moment I found it. And I felt that whoever got it would be a retard, THAT RETARD MIGHT AS WELL BE ME.

i was only joking dude. sorry jerk.

If you’re talking about the pictures, I was just trying to think of a response that fit the situation. If you’re talking about the Five Thousandth Post, I was too.

I hate these fuckers that post sometimes, They don’t know were to Draw The LINE and are fuckheads

Eh, it’s alright. I was just hard-pressed to think of something to say that didn’t sound really creepy.

All i ask for is some tact with the posters

Sarcasm.
it was sarcasm.
I request that all users of sarcasm use this jpg from now on when being sarcastic.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:z9bWJjBPDicmmM: http://static.funnyjunk.com/CommentPhoto/ 630928e7_080e_e843.jpg

@Dirt hahahahahaha great pic

There is still a line dumbfuck

This is what I think of the line and then how the line seem to act over time.

Noe you see why no one likes you around Dirt

ok dirt, ur starting to annoy me and i’m VERY hard to annoy

See what I mean about how the line seem’s to act.
I’ve only posted four pictures today.

u are pretty annoying, dirt.
even more so than me.

You need a hat that reads
“thank me” kazi

i’m out guys. ttyl

I’ve done that shit with my eyes too Jerk, you are not alone. I use to have that special case and solution when I was in 5th grade and first started to use contacts. But they didn’t work out for me so I went back to glasses for 4 years. Then I changed back to contacts and ran out of solution one night and saw the bottle of my old stuff and figured “Hey this will work perfectly!”


Shit burned so fucking bad. Apparently, the red top on the end means “For the Love of GOD, do NOT put this in your eyes.” And know we know.

Oh, did I mention that I drove to the opposite side of town immediately after? Because I did. Boy, I would’ve been in such deep shit if anything had happened because my registration sticker is out.

All things considered, I have done much worse than driving for an hour while visually impaired.

We all have moments like that… ^_^

Hum. It seems contacts cause as many problems as they solve. ^_^

i need reading glasses, but i never wear them. i just focus my eyes.

Draix, don’t do it man. I did it for about three years to save me wearing my glasses, and now my eyesight is so bad that i can’t see a foot in front of me without glasses.

i refuse to wear contacts. they always hurt my eyes, and make it harder to concentrate.

If you need glasses GET THEM. you’ll end up like me. My legaly blind friend is wearing a pair of my old glasses and they really help him see. He has yet to need a new pair and i gave them to him three years ago

my prescrption is +1.00. there is no magnification.

soooooo…whatcha wearing?

fishnet hose

o.o who has the brain bleach?

You could use Jerk’s eyeburn solution.

With frilly lace leather

@sammy but the image will still be embedded unless i use brain bleach

Swwweeeeeeeett transvestite

Hmmm… I don’t recommend brain surgery unless you know what you are doing ^_^

What? Crossdressing is fun

ok lark. you get 10 internet points for that rocky horror reference.

Sweet