Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@Major Thank you for your apology though it was unnecessary as I brought it upon myself.
Back to the Candybooru.

lod got the 5100 post >:O

I apologise for receiving this honor that I am unworthy of.

lol. these jokes are just gonna keep going.
5103rd!!!

He’s apologised, and I am sorry for raging: please stop angsting and come back :.P

Guys, guys, guys.


You all are awesome and cool and awesome and I lurv you.


*Hugs.*

Yo Commie! What’s up?

I am back for now.
@sammy I no doubt brought your “rage” upon myself so don’t apologise.

@Commie Hello Madam Commie.

lurv us??

Nothing much, just came back from a 7 yr’s party where I was a troll and a dinosaur for all his friends. Then I was shot several times, throw in jail, pushed to the ground, and lite on fire.

In other words a completely normal family get together.

Hmm. Sounds like a day at the in-laws b^_^

Lit on fire? Ouch. I would love to be electrocuted.

I know the feeling ^_^

@Light Don’t, electrocution is not fun.

No, you would not. Remember how you aren’t supposed to stand under trees during a thunderstorm? Noone bothered to tell 10-year-old me. Any watch I wear only runs backwards.

@sammy Not during the action, but afterwards it is. Well the effects are interesting anyway.

I accidentally touched one of the two half’s of a plug with each of my hands whilst inserting it into an outlet once. I got lucky and the proper reflexes kicked in.

lit on fire.
really lit on fire? or just little kid messing around small fire on your shirt lit on fire?
@ilb- its actually not so bad. in small enough amounts, (eg: really weak stun gun or shock pens) it can actually feel pretty good.

Sadists! your Sadists all of you!

Proof on the effects from The Major.

@Box Same thing happened to me but I was slower. Once when I got near a T.V. it got really fuzzy.

I’ve de-rezzed TVs in the early days of it. I can’t do that anymore, though.

lol.
i got shocked by a european outlet and nothing happens with me. i guess those might be weaker, or i only got a little shock or something.

@The Major Shock yourself good again and it should come back.

I made a taser out of a camera once and it knocked me out for three minutes.

i have a stun gun. do you think i might be able to do that to myself and be able to do that?

No I was not really lit on fire, just one of the small ones looked at me and said “I just lit you on fire, fall down.”

you didnt get any bad burns did you?

@Kazi Possibly just don’t fire it at your head, heart, or any vital organs. I’d recommend your hand.

yeah, i was thinking to avoid the head.
didnt think about vital organs though, thanks for mentioning that one.

Your welcome Kazi.

Well i’m going back to the Candybooru.

A stun gun won’t be powerful enough. But why would you want that superpower anyway? It can only be used for dickery.

(Why do I keep getting logged out here and it the booru?)

@Scotch Dickery? The only thing that I got was the ability to move electricity from one hand and out the other or store it, and low level control over the flow of electricity in objects not connected to me. Not much of a superpower right now.

Wait, Kazi, I forget - what did you reply to when you said that “in small amounts, it can feel pretty good”? ^_^

And no, Johnny, I do not really mind. I am getting used to it by now. I also second Nero’s notion, by the way.

I mean messing up TVs.

My, what interesting things go on while i’m at work. Hay guys. Really sorry for your loss Nero, i’ve lost relatives but not the big two yet. Tomarow is a new day and things will seem brighter, i know it. I’v grabed one of the light socket prongs befor, addenaline rush for an hour

@ilb-when you said electrocuting yourself was a bad idea

A little shock does feel good, really get the addenaline flowing and…. some other things going

Oh. Connotatively, I would say it is. Very much so. ^_^

Lark…

@Lark Hahahaa! I’m sorry but that’s just funny to me!

that’s for sure.

Hay, i said i was a freak, so sue me. You people have been warned many times over. Hell did the “I peirced my own tongue” thing not hit things home? by the way this is said in a jokeing tone

Oh, go screw a cow heart hooked up to a car battery.

…..

Seriously, it’s amazing.

Oh, I could not possibly find any particular reason to complain about you. I have lived with people like Johnny and Goldwulf and Commie and Turner for far too long to really be shocked. But I do try to keep you in line every now and then. ^_^

This was intended for Lark, but I might direct it ever so slightly towards Scotch as well.

@Scotch 1000 ways to die?

In line? Ppppffffffffffffffffffffffffff hahahahahahahahhaaha Godd one ILB

No, he hooked it up to his house. There is a manual for these things. It’s at your doctor’s office. I don’t know why people don’t read it.

Car battery=less amps better for Your heart

It works, believe it or not. I find that it has an especially profound effect on the subconscious. ^_^

Only if one has morals but sadly most of mine have died over the years so sorry ILB