Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Get punched?

I told you not to go around kissing wasps.

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. “Wasp.” Hahahohohehehe

No, I didn’t, I was just stupid and picked at a scab.

Ah… why did you have a scab on yourl ip in the first place?

Cut myself shaving.

That’ll do it. I assume you were using a Broadsword or was it on National shave with a chainsaw day?

You mean you don’t use a chainsaw normally?

Well, usually I use a riding lawnmower, but it’s kind of a downer when it falls on you after the chopsticks you use to support it failed.

Nah, I usually just start a brush fire on my face and try to contain it with sheer force of will.

I know of somebody who shaves with utility knives. ^_^

@ILB: I can see that, but it sounds rather time consuming.

@Jerk: The Burning Man Technique, Nice.

Yes, it would be if he had used the handle. But he uses the blade only.

At least that is what my friends tell me. I have never seen anybody shave. ^_^

I use trained lemurs.

Oh ILB, you don’t know what you are missing. Watching someone shave is a life-changing experience that causes the onlookers to fall on their knees and weep a river of joy for days on end….



But really it is most likely both incredibly boring and potentially awkward for both parties depending on what is being shaved…

I apologize for any unwanted mental images that arise from that last statement.

Oh, I have learned to close my mind’s eye when I read innuendic (sic) statements. ^_^

That’s a rather useful gift you have there.

It’s even more annoying if you have a goatee, because if you make one mistake then you end up shaving it layer by layer, and eventually you have no more hair left to shave…

At least you will be done with it. ^_^

New Topic: Is there any problem that high explosives cannot solve?

Its not too difficult to shave if you have a goatee if done properly. simply apply shaveing cream or gel, (i use gel myself) to whever your going to shave except the goatee, leaving at least a milimeter or too of space around the areas you wish to keep. after the primary shave is done simply shift to a sharper blade or warm the blade you were using before to even out any rough patches while maintaing a steady hand. always remember to shave after showering as it will leave the pores of your face more open and allow a smoother shave with fewer risks of razor burn or cuts.

also remember to shampoo the got at least once a week to prevent skin irritaion under it and reduce risk of acne breakouts benieth the beard which can become infected and lead to the whole damn thing being shaved off. also no woman wants a pad of steel wool rubbing agiainst there thighs so its better if its all clean and soft like

this has been shaving with Goldwulf brought to you by Spungos ointment! if its burning, reach for Spungos!


(last i check high explosives make it extremely difficult to work on a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle)

New topic: Jigsaw Puzzles

Exactly how are high explosives different from regular explosives? ^_^

the fuse is made of Marijuana?

Example of me and jigsaw puzzles: “Lets see this piece wont fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit, and this piece won’t fit,…

and akward silence

New Topic: Your Mom and all the things she does oh so right

New topic: *heavy sigh*

Your mom makes the best cookies.

right, i got a three day weekend with friday and saturday night off, so club or pub in my futile attempt to meet people this week?

pub friday, club saturday, recover sunday

Only go to the club if you feel like being a total tool. It’s overrated otherwise.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

WHO HERE READS “THE WORLD GOD ONLY KNOWS”!?!?!!???

i’ve had more near luck at the clubs, though im more relaxed at the pubs so i think i’ll take nameless advice on this. hopefully the night wont end with me yelling at the houseplants again

edit: never heard of it

IF YOU LIKE ROMANSU AND NERDS, READ IT. IT JUST GOT REALLY REALLY GOOD BECAUSE OF A PLOT TWIST AND IT’S STARTING TO GET ACTION-Y BUT NOT TOO ACTION-Y THAT IT LOSES ITSELF AND FORGETS THAT ITS ORIGINAL PURPOSE AS A MANGA IS THAT OF A ROMANCE/COMEDY.

Ska clubs are immense

And Head Trip is awesome. As is Two Lumps.

Tee hee, ska. I do like ska. ^_^

Ska is nice. It’s enjoyable. Fun to listen to in the car, in my opinion.

Madness - Driving In My Car. That one is fun. ^_^

@ Gabe: Yeah, I’m caught up. That kid is an autistic pimp. Seriously, he’d better put down the Game Boy for at least one of those girls that has a boner for him.

……always they are like that?
i dont get it…….nerds want to feel wanted?

hmm… shit balls… i have no idea what has happened since i was last in an RC. i dont even know why im posting… o well…

Dude, now that he realizes that his negligence has caused a possible death, he may become more involved with “The Real” very soon.

………..?

@ Gabe: That’ll be kind of the litmus test for whether or not he has any redeeming qualities or not.

Also, if convincing your dog to lick the blood off your foot is wrong, I don’t want to be bloody.

@Jerk: He’s slowly becoming more and more involved with the real. The fact that he is feeling regret is proof that he is changing.

Kazi, we’re being nerds and talking about a manga.

@ Gabe: And it only took a human sacrifice. Man, it’s going to look pretty bad, him alone with the body and the dagger. I hope that teacher babe finds him first.

Well, Keima said that they’d be taking her to their house, right? Maybe they’ll have Hakua meet up with them there.

I’m curious as to the teacher’s involvement with the whole ordeal, though.

I think she’s a proxy for benevolent forces in Hell like Keima. That’s my theory, anyway.

That’s what I thought as well… Especially since she’s involved with Robo-Girl. If Robo-Girl is a Devil, it might also explain why the signal went off.

the only maga i’ve read is fma.

you’d be interested what can happen if you decide to have your own adventure instead of reading about cartoon ones
(not trying to be demeaning or dismiss manga)
i just think that real adventures are better.
i stole morphine from a hospital, injected a bear, mounted a saddle and safety beams, and rode around the forest.