Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@Lark :O Auntie Comi??

@Jerk:

Sorry to bring it up again, but how is Jessie?

Obama is a dick! OMG. this is the most amazing news ever. I guess it’s pretty normal that the man in charge is a dick.

@Lark Ooooook. Still I hate being left out of the loop.

Sorry to bring in another question from another forum topic, but how much of your stuff does Fanfiction.net own, and how much junk can it e-mail you?

@ Sean: No news is good news, Broseidon.

I’m out G’night.

*Nods*

Understood. Still keeping you both in my thoughts and prayers.

Oh come ON, Taeshi, I wasn’t even being perverted! Dx

IRC?

Kicked out? What could you have possibly done?

She kicks me for, like, five seconds or something but the browser won’t let me on again for at least the rest of the night hahaha

@ Scotch: Nothing, I am unjustly persecuted. ;_;

What is the irs anyway.
I know it exists but i havent looked for it

The IRS manages tax collection and tax fraud. The IRC is a big real time chat thingy. It’s at the top of the main forum page.

She let me back on or something.

Or her ban hammer broke on my mighty hirsute chest.

She just finaly got a good look at your hope from a distance.
That is the only way you can see all of it at once.

Anti-ban armor. Dear God, what has science done?

Your mom

Oh fuck, I am going to pay so hard tomorrow for fucking with my liver tonight.

and after 1 cup of coffee and looking at this picture,

I found my topic and lots of sites for research.

Thyere’s the spyirit! Now Get It Done!

I will go over it again for thoughs of you who chose to ignore it.
“What has science done?”
your mom(who has just died.)
I have now done the thing I promesed to do a couple of pages back.

I’M GOING TO VIOLATE YOU UNTIL THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE HUMPED

your drunk

NO YOU ARE

I am going to keep bringing up the your mom was done by science thing till somone responds.
Do you know how unlikely a set up for that is right after a mothers death?

If Josef Mengele killed her, it works.

And we are back to Nazis.

o.O? Jerk….go to sleep…

your drunk as all hell.

Jerk, do I have to get in my car and drive the 4 hours to make sure you are okay.

Just let him remember that if he gets to drunk he will miss the call that tells him how jessie did.

All drunk people are always okay.

And box, my mother said to get things done. You’d better not mess with Major Tom.

“my mother said to get things done”
why does that mater

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No Hope for music!

It’s a quote from a David Bowie song that is depressingly appropriate.

mmmmm coffee to pull an all nighter and then school at 6 am…it’s 11:50 right now…6 hours to get this done and be at school on time

HAPPY MIDNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!! IT’S OFFICIALLY NOVEMBER 8TH!!!

well it is here on the east coast at least

@ Scotch: “Ashes to Ashes” is my favorite song in the Major Tom trilogy. I’m the one who gave him the nick Major Tom in the first place because of my hardcore Bowie fanaticism.
@ Drakes: DON’T COME BACK TIL YOU FINISH YOUR PAPER OR I’M GONNA ROLL IT UP AND HIT YOU WITH IT TIL YOU BEHAVE.

Well, I knew you’d be a Bowie fan. That’s just painfully obvious. But I still fear for the rest of the flock.

Actually, the first post of Nero’s that I saw was about his mom’s death and I wanted so very desperately to make that joke. Now I know that I probably could have gotten away with it sooner. It’s still a shame. I never stop grieving.

but i’m actually done with the research. i’m just writing the dialogue now. i’m close to finishing.

@ Scotch: ffffnah, that probably would’ve crossed the line. But yes, I own nearly every Bowie album. He has kind of a weird connection to grunge rock too. I have covers of him by Green River, Skin Yard and fucking Nirvana of all bands.

Should Religion Be Taught In School
Written by (name omitted )
This dialogue takes place in a town meeting. The discussion is on whether or not religion should play a part in history classes alongside the evolution theory. If accepted, there will be a unit in world history that teaches about the biblical times and the creation of the universe and life by God. If not accepted, then the curriculum will stay the same, presenting only the theory of evolution and big bang theory.

The following characters play the main roles of this argument.
• Reverend Daniels- The town’s preacher. He is a fire and brimstone Christian, and brings up the topic of religion in school.
• Mr.Faulter- The head of the town’s meetings. He is a man who sees both sides of an argument before making a decision. He has not spoken one way or the other on this topic.
• Mrs.Claymod- A mother of a high school student and an elementary school child. She is religious, but does not see why religion should be brought into school.
• Mayor Tuompler- The mayor of the town. He has the final decision on all arguments presented. He would like to see religion taught alongside of the evolution theory.
• Ms.Rectour- A teacher at the town’s high school. She is an atheist, and does not want to see religion in schools. Outside of school, she does not care what people believe.










Dialogue
Faulter: Alright folks, I do believe that is all that we had for today. We will see you again next month and-
Daniels: What of the religion Mr.Faulter?
Faulter: Oh not this again. Reverend Daniels, we cannot bring this up every time we have a meeting.
Tuompler: Let him speak Mr.Faulter, he is on the committee and has a say in our meetings. Go on Reverend.
Daniels: Thank you Mayor Tuompler. Now then, I would like to present the committee with a vote on religion being taught in our schools. It would be taught alongside the evolution and big bang theories, and would present both sides, religion and science. What do you say everyone?
Claymod: Reverend, I hope this does not upset you, but I do not want religion taught in our schools. Now don’t get me wrong “I go to church every Sunday [but] I still don’t want religion being taught to my children in a classroom by someone else.”(Friedman,3) I would rather them be taught their religion by you, me, and the Lord.
Rectour: In that same respect, the teachers feel a bit awkward teaching religion in school.












Works Cited
Carnicelli, Matthew. “Should Religion Be Taught in the Public Schools? - Democracycellproject.” Democracycellproject. Movable Type 4.01, 2 Oct. 2005. Web. 07 Nov. 2010. .
Friedman, Emily. “Should Religion Be Taught in Schools? - ABC News.” ABCNews.com - ABCNews.com: Breaking News, Vote 2010 Elections, Politics, World News, Good Morning America, Exclusive Interviews - ABC News. 29 July 2009. Web. 08 Nov. 2010. .
Ranae, Tiffany. “Why a History of Religion Should Be Taught in Schools.” Associated Content - Associatedcontent.com. 1 Sept. 2006. Web. 08 Nov. 2010. .
“Why Creationism Should Not Be Taught in Public Schools.” ADL: Fighting Anti-Semitism, Bigotry and Extremism. 2010. Web. 08 Nov. 2010. .
Wilson, Shabazz. “Should Religion Be Taught In Public Schools?” HubPages. Jan. 2010. Web. 08 Nov. 2010. .



that’s what i got so far. only 4 more pages to go

Is that really what you were supposed to do? Write several pages of dialogue on the subject and not, say, a paper?

……That is a paper!

*FACEPALM*

That is not a paper. That’s not what that is. I want you to tell me that what you’re actually handing in, or what they want from you, is vastly different to what you’ve shown me. It’s not about a well-written dialogue, mind you, it’s just that a paper ought to be written in third person narrative.

it’s a Socratic Dialogue

Is that what you’re supposed to do? I mean, I assume it is since you already know the terminology.

yeah

Then proceed. It’s just, you know, not really a paper per se. :|

anywho, it has to be done in 50 minutes sooo ttyl

Bye. Don’t come back ‘til you’re done or I’ll print it off, roll it up and hit you with it.