Bittersweet Candy Bowl

My day sucked today alot. So first when I got home everything was fine. Until I realized that the last piece of cake was missing. At first I thought it was moved. I looked around. It wasn’t there. I looked on the table and saw the wraping on the table. I started in a mad dash into the tv room. Before I was in there I triped and fell. As soon as I was on the floor I called out “you ate the last peics of cake!!” “yeah… It was tasty.” my sister said. I was furious. I cussed her out for a few minuets. Later I was sitting on the couch. Kate asked “you want the tv?” “yeah” I said. She was fake throwing the Remote at me. “oh toss it already.” she did. Over handed, throwing knife style, really hard.
She hit me IN THE EYE, DEAD ON. not sideways not at an angle. DEAD ON. It hurt soooo bad. It hit my glasses that the frames left a mark on my cheek. It also hurts to display any emotion on my face. > oww…

My day sucked today alot. So first when I got home everything was fine. Until I realized that the last piece of cake was missing. At first I thought it was moved. I looked around. It wasn’t there. I looked on the table and saw the wraping on the table. I started in a mad dash into the tv room. Before I was in there I triped and fell. As soon as I was on the floor I called out “you ate the last peics of cake!!” “yeah… It was tasty.” my sister said. I was furious. I cussed her out for a few minuets. Later I was sitting on the couch. Kate asked “you want the tv?” “yeah” I said.

My day sucked today alot. So first when I got home everything was fine. Until I realized that the last piece of cake was missing. At first I thought it was moved. I looked around. It wasn’t there. I looked on the table and saw the wraping on the table. I started in a mad dash into the tv room. Before I was in there I triped and fell. As soon as I was on the floor I called out “you ate the last peics of cake!!” “yeah… It was tasty.” my sister said. I was furious. I cussed her out for a few minuets.

My day sucked today alot. So first when I got home everything was fine. Until I realized that the last piece of cake was missing. At first I thought it was moved. I looked around. It wasn’t there. I looked on the table and saw the wraping on the table. I started in a mad dash into the tv room. Before I was in there I triped and fell. As soon as I was on the floor I called out “you ate the last peics of cake!!” “yeah… It was tasty.”

too bad.
but it is all in perspective.
my sister authentically hates me and tried to make my day a living hell, but i still had a good day.
only one thing went wrong for you. today. that seems to be a big plus.

My day sucked today alot. So first when I got home everything was fine. Until I realized that the last piece of cake was missing. At first I thought it was moved. I looked around. It wasn’t there. I looked on the table and saw the wraping on the table. I started in a mad dash into the tv room.

My day sucked today alot. So first when I got home everything was fine. Until I realized that the last piece of cake was missing.

Shiiit!!! I feel like a duche bag now….

no need to.

Ehhh the new page system screwed me over here. I never saw the posts until I opened the new page. Oh and that is all absolutely true. Not a spec of exaggeration.

@ HB:

@ Kazi: Look up “Berserk,” dude. That is my favorite manga of all time. Guts is the most hardcore character in any medium ever conceived.

Gabriel, that is the greatest, sexiest thing you have ever drawn ever.

hahaha I actually regonize that, would have been nice if you added the skates to/

Who is that supposed to be besides Lucy? Looks familiar.

forget from what anime but the guy is originally called “lil slugger” a murder commining, voice hearing, maniac.

Paranoia Agent

Sounds right, or at least close enough

No. Seriously. That’s the name of the anime.

Oh, okay. I’ve heard of that.

Gabe I love you so much right now. That picture is pure………AMAZING. <3

AW SHIT

Oh no I hurt Jerk’s feelings. I’M SORRY JERK, BUT THAT PICTURE IS…..


FUTURE WIFE IS PLEASED.

;-;

*Hugs Jerk* It’s okay cause,

~You’ll be in my heart, yes you’ll be in my heart. From this day on, now and forever more.~

*Continues singing Tarzan.*

I’d actually be okay with a menage a trois.

Maybe.

You know exactly how to heal my soul. :3

You can feel it cooooming in the aiiiir tonight… Oh Lord~

I have a feeling that everything else said after this moment will become infamous on the forums.

Let’s live up to the expectations. X3

I’m sorry, but I cannot stay. For I am tired and must rest while it is most opportune. I have people after me. I’ll talk tomorrow.


Also, Commie, there is a message for you under the swingset.

Okay then! *runs off in the middle of the night to get it.*

Man I hope I don’t get raped!

o.o

Infamous for what. Are we doing rape jokes now? Is that what’ll be infamous?

No I expected a super mexy threesome but Gabe ran away.

If you can wait until ILB wakes up~ n_n

*stumbles into the forum.*

Looks like you guys have had a busy night.

Oh not yet Sean, not yet.

Oh… Well, that’s up to you.

*Looks at the ground sheepishly*





So I’ve noticed the new troublemaker in the forum, maybe they’ll learn something this time.

Meh, I told him to stop and so far it seems to be working. Just don’t feed him if he starts to get annoying.

Can do.

I’m going to finish my work and get to bed before I drawout this cold/flu/whatever the hell it is any longer. So Good Night everyone and play nice…well, have fun anyway.

So, while digging through my computer, I accidentally found an old naked picture of my hot ex-girlfriend. The one who cheated on me and treated me like shit.

So now I’m going to get baked. I’ve been pacing out my doses in case she showed up again.

god damnit why do the sexy threesomes happen when im asleep?

they didn’t happen nothing sweaty and naked happened and i’m as sad about it as you are

Blame Gabe, he’s the one that chickened out.

Rssem frassem! well you make sure to call me when something does happen

I like Gabe but I don’t know that I like him enough to put anything in me.

I’ll bet this is how girls feel when rejecting men less fortunate than myself.

You may want to call Goldwulf…

*The student threw down his pencil in frustration at the futility of pressing forward on the Lighting Design.

“Little Shop of Horrors” was going to have to wait, his mind went back to the instance in the park a few moments before and he knew what he had to do.

Sprinting through the crisp fall air he came upon the swingset where she still stood and upon hearing his approach she slowly turned to face him.

He faltered for a moment, uncertain if this was the right thing to do as his mind and heart became lost in a turbulence that was soon quelled by the girl’s gentle laughter.

The two slowly approached and the boy moved in and caressed her right shoulder with his left hand, pulling the two together with his right arm wrapped around her waist causing her to look away in embarrassment.

She looked up and was greeted by a tender look and a loving smile.

As the boy leaned in, he was stopped by the soft touch of a finger on his lips.

His quizzical look was met with another giggle as she turned to beckon another who had been waiting in the shadows nearby.

As the other man emerged from the darkness, the boys fear slipped away as he knew the man well.

Johnny took no time in accepting her “come hither” request and soon moved in to massage and caress her body as well…*


And then things got awkward…

Yeah, I took it there. Sorry.

*Slow claps* Well played sir, well played.

Right, well good night for real and…

*Runs off due to the overwhelming awkwardness that he feels he just instilled.*

You know, Almost all of the comments on today’s comic so far have been how awesome Jasmine is.

I… I’m so glad everyone thinks the way I do….

Jasmine is wonderful and Lucy’s just a bitch because she’s on the rebound or her period.

I saw my name mentioned up there…and I feel the characterization is pretty fair. I happen to be very good with my hands.

I am glad that these things only occur while I am asleep. ^_^