Bittersweet Candy Bowl

That’s my job. Sorry.


If it’s any help at all, I’m getting paid to do this and its nothing personal.

True, unadulterated freedom is something only god has and he’s bored out of his mind and starved for attention.

And, Peter, I don’t think you’re unwelcome. You’re a cutie. But you are a bastard.

God doesn’t have it.

God, like Santa, isn’t real.

I agree, except Santa totally exists. But if god did exist, he’d be an attention starved brat who sends everyone who doesn’t think he’s the best ever to be tortured for eternity, which is the result of true freedom to do anything, which I assume is what you mean.

…I don’t know if that’s what I mean.
My reasons are different, but yours is good too.

Santa is your (if you’re christian) your parents/guardians/relatives. Saint Nicholas was indeed real, but he’s dead.

to put it bluntly.

Yeah, I think real freedom is just non-oppression.

And my Santa was different. He only came to me and got me way better presents than my parents did.

wHATEVER. your santa with a PHD

>_< I HATE WORKING

But, you’re not.

****ing english essay and Algebra II and Latin translations and Science notes and (not) studying for a History exam tomorrow and learning lines for the play

15 min to do all that, then i retire for some sleep.

Cant stay. Am angray. >:-(

What are you translating? The preprocessed goo they feed first years or some of the real stuff.


And for the record, I believe in God. Just in case somebody decided to care for very strange and unusual reasons.

Honestly, Peter? I wouldn’t have guessed. o.o I don’t, but I’m not an evangelical atheist either.

Goo, though I ain’t a first year. Still goo. There was this Latin History review things, about power struggles and shit, and I basically was all sarcastic and cynical in my anwers to the questions. I was right, though, in my semiradical and yet completely true observations about history, and yet I managed to get an F. but getting 5/10 points isn’t so bad, and I get a chance to do it over.

EDIT: I SRSLY MUST GO NOW. BYE FOR REAL.

The number of things you would never, and probably will never, guess about me is truly astounding.

But now I’m just being a braggart.

*stops his bragging and leaves a tempting tip*

Oh, crap. I’m sorry. I try not to talk to much about it, but I doubt I could change your mind, anyway. I honestly have no clue on the matter so I guess we’ll see.

Why are you worried. I’m very difficult to offend and you did not even come close, Scotch. You have a right to your opinion and may express it any way you like. I just wanted you to know that their was some dissention (polite dissention mind you) among your audience.

are you male?

You wouldn’t believe me whatever I said, Dirt.

your right.
you are on the internet and therefor you are a genitalialess, nipple less, colorless, and shapless.

You could just say I was an abstract entity. WOuld have been shorter.

@ Peter - I was quite sure I didn’t offend you, but you have to be careful about these things. By the way, god is dead and you personally killed him.

Oh, I’m certain.

Anyway, most people aren’t time bombs waiting to go off in your face, so you don’t need to be careful, just mildly respectful on occasion, and only if they will also be respectful.

If not, just break out the heavy artillary.

WE ARE ALL WITNESS

TO LEBRON JAMES SUCKING DWAYNE WADE’S SKINNY DICK

Way to lose to a mediocre team, donut punchers. Too bad those lessons on rolling around on the ground and crying for a foul call didn’t work out for you.

@ Peter: Too much. Pull it in a little. There we go.

…

Now harder.

YOu mericans and your sports obsessions!

‘MER’CA!

MERKA

FUCK YEAH

You wish you were bad ass like Merka

Communists and terrorists beware. We lookin for you. We gon find you.

MERSA!

I came to visit, I saw more than I wanted, and now I shall sigh forever.


If poor “I shall win” doesn’t see what I just did, he will have my eternal symapathy.

Is that what Canadians do instead of conquering? Because we’ve got the conquering thing down to a science.

Veni, Vidi, oh, forget it.

We shove our Boot up Your ass. Plain and simple

Vinci

and as for that, you seem to getting bogged down pretty badly recently

I don’t own boots, and I don’t want my foot in anyone’s buttocks while I’m wearing sandals.

Unless they’re paying me.

Soap is pretty cheap.

Haha, Peter, I see all of what you did there now. Clever.

Not that you use it much in between your beer and your pills. I’m pretty sure you have enough alcohol in your system often enough to sanitize anything.

Poor LOD
he sat online for hours and now that he left we are talking.

“sigh”

Lark, things haven’t even gotten graphic, and your already sighing?

Are you talking about soap or my foot? Because I try not to favor one foot over the other, they’re really both my babies.

I haven’t even mentioned drinking in two days. (Or if I have I didn’t notice.) I quit the pills though, just so you know.

I’ve known you long enough not to believe you’ve been sober for two days though.

i sigh a lot, and don’t even get me started on graphic, or i will

@ Jerk - Which is a shame. I take a shot every time someone mentions it.

Do your best and your worst, Lark. I am unmoved by even the most debased things humanity has ever imagined. (This doesn’t mean I condone them however, they are terrible and should never leave the demented mind that concocted them.)

Lark is perfectly capable of being graphic. And you can believe what you want, I just refuse to talk about it anymore because I didn’t intend to start drama by being candid.

like aids?

You’ve known me long enough (longer than you suspect so far) to know that I was just kidding, Jerk. You are a good guy at heart, trying to clean up your act a bit while dealing with the trauma of a dying girlfriend (who may yet live — fingers crossed!). It may seem like I’m giving you a hard time, but I’m just being facetious.

Tongue peircing= Funtime Yay

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I already read through that. Anything else? I hate reruns.

I wanna get a gut piercing. All the way through.