Bittersweet Candy Bowl

realy good BJs

I know, but I really did feel bad about starting the whole “Jerk is a drunk lol!” thing. I wasn’t trying to get attention, not intentionally anyway. I just have a tendency to talk about things that are on my mind, and when booze was on my mind I would talk about it.

So…are you Ninja? :.D I haven’t seen him much lately. I feel bad if I don’t remember somebody, but people swap names around here so much and I am not intelligent enough to create mnemonic devices to accomplish total recall. ;_;

What kind of pace is this? first thing I read is “realy good BJs”

Peter is Nameless i think

talking about tongue peircings Wood

Lark, will you never cease to amuse me?

I sould go.

Not that i know of Ninja. It’s my job

Oh, right.
somone points out your absence to you and you post in seconds.

In all likelihood, you will miss the few crowning moments that make this place worthwhile, wodden, but if you feel you must leave, I bid you a friendly farewell.

@ woody - Staaaay :[

ooooh, how nice of you.
I guess this isn’t to far out for me.

Stay wood, it’s fun here

RUN
Now
whil your still not hooked

@ wooden - yaaaaay. :[ Never Leave. *pets puppet*

Why?

We have a few rules we’d like to go over:

One: No poofters.
Two: No member of the faculty is to maltreat the “Abos” in any way whatsoever—if there’s anyone watching.
Three: No poofters.
Four: I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
Five: No poofters.
Six: There is no… rule six.
Seven: No poofters.

It is your choice, and you must deal with the consequences. But remember, you shall gain little if you do not risk much.

No hipsters

Ok!
can do.

@peter
somone has used that line before.

If that’s you, Ninja, seeing you use your real name is a surreal experience. I’m expecting all my clocks to melt and all my life to turn into one gigantic metaphor for masturbation.

busted

Dees ees a joke correect?

I’m too cool to be a hipster. I prefer interestingster.

Now, tongue peircing Rimjob

What isn’t a metephore for masterbation?

I will teach you all culture, so help me God!

Thighster.
Shinster.
Pubicbonester.

I feel like running again.

Still perfer Holy Grail

Jerk, I would never, ever use my real name anywhere except in the presence of others of my secretive kind, and then only rarely.

Sorry about leaving you high and dry… I suppose…

But we’re just geting started Wood

Can I be in you secretive club?
watch this.

Prefer Holy Grail? Life of Brian for the win!

ha

FFFF I feel bad. I feel like I should know Peter better than I do but I don’t even remember what I was doing six hours ago. ;_;

Oh yeah, I was opting out of jury duty.

the Black Knight was funny as Shit man

@ woody puppy - If you leave my heart will go with you, and it will never go away.

Your are trying to fit in.
We alredy have your soll

@ Wood: 1. Read everything Dirt says. 2. Do or say the opposite and you’ll be fine. :.D

…whaaaaaaaat?????

I… I don’t even… What is going on here???

Ahh, I got it. He’s you, Jerk. A completely different you.

We’re hazing the Freshman. <3

@ Scotch: What? Who’s me?

Dirt is a moron, ignor him thats whats going on

I don’t tell people to do things often.

@ Jerk - Peter.

Lark has a deep dislike of me.
take the things he says about me less seriosly that the things other people say or the other things he says

No you don’t dirt, Your just a jackass that has been warned he will be banned if he fuckes up again

Please keep in mind that unless I specifically deny something, it is still a possibility.

That should keep everyone confused for a while.

……….
no answer from ninja.
You all seem to dislike box.
Jerk seems to be the senter of attention.
and yet I posted this.