Bittersweet Candy Bowl

My head is beginning to hurt and I have work i should be doing, so let me make this quick.

I am not Jerk. I am too Catholic and too nice.

Don’t take me very seriosely, as lifeis one big joke to me, only on a few okasions should you

To a different thread!

I only know one Catholic on this forum. That’d be pretty damning if Ninja were any less capable of playing head games than all of my exgirlfriends combined. :.D

good.
see you later

Don’t really care, just more people to fuck with

The only other Catholic I know on this Forum is King. WHo do you know?

Why did you just remind me of Scott pilgrim?

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya’
‘Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED…

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: “I drink, therefore I am”
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!

@ Peter: I have to keep that information classified as there’s a chance I could be wrong and/or he might murder my face.

there is no proper responce to be posted at thismoment

Milton much?

“sigh” Vincys boozed

I swear I’m not, I just found that hilarious while I was reading about the Bruces Sketch.

Does he know you personally?

Like that would stop him from murdering.

Isn’t he always

I can say you are, but that does not mean what i say is true

Wait, then who… *facepalm* a ninja, duh!

But seriously, why would a real ninja (and I doubt there are any left) be telling people he/she is a ninja? Wouldn’t that defeat the purpose?

No,hiding in plain sight.

If you belive there are no Ninjas then a person calling himself Ninja is just a bystandared who likes ninjas

No matter which way you go, no matter which way you stay
You’re out of my mind, out of my mind, out of my mind, out of my mind

He has you thinking he is not a ninja.

I always thought that was an excuse for being too lazy to hide properly.

@Magical box of dirt: That would depend on there actually being ninjas around, which I highly doubt.

It’s not quite true. This time.

@ Peter: Don’t ask me, I’m not ninja! Those crazy fuckers do whatever they want! :.D

Well, actually ninjas probably dressed like the samurai they were fighting, so that was their thing.

Fuck, I have to go start reading now. If I don’t I’ll have to turn in my books before finishing them.

(Also, the last Beatles CD I ordered from the library came in today! I HAVE EVERY BEATLES SONG IN EXISTENCE!)

i don’t think he is a ninja.

Heh heh heh

You can just keep wondering…

SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAYBE I WILL

GOOD DAY TO YOU! SIR!

*slams the door*

He’s a thought ninja. He hides in your subconscious and pops out whenever you wonder if he is actually a ninja.

I am here for your comforting needs.
All snuggly.

“sigh” Oh well, i’m now contemplateing other peircings

Get a toe piercing.

NNNIIIIIIIJJJJAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
breath in
NNNNgheh0o(thunk)

Gah, not you, this moron who thinks he’s a ninja! He’s probably some thrity something loser living in his mom’s basement with a deadend job and just can’t face it so he goes online and pretends he’s a ninja.

get enough pircings to dress in rings

Not toe, but i’m thinking “other” places

I think it’s just a cool name with a gimic is all.
Do I think I’m a pupet?
Do you think your a peter?

Tisk tisk. Ignorance is forgivable, willful stupidity is just a travesty.

FUCK PAPERS

Never procrastinate kids, just don’t. Get your stuff done at least a day ahead.



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Who is the ignorant one?

But he is a peter(wanker)

Hay Commi

…I give up…

Live your little illusion, you pathetic fool.

@wooden: no, but you don’t pretend to be a puppet.

What’s wong Leaving a Comment?

Hey Commie!

He doen’t think he is a ninja.
He is just playing his part.
have you evber herd of method acting?

She has work to do and waited WAY to long to do it, in fact i think they are over due

I was talking to the fake-ninja, not to commie.

Magical box of dirt, I already said I had given up. just shut up and stop beating a dead dog.

I am actually several rolls of scotch tape made into a hollow human form then filled with scotch.

we know