Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I didn’t run away from you guys… Sheesh… I had to rest and get to a safe place.

Meh, you still missed mexy times.

We can have mexy times now, though.

I just got a phone call from the “Children drug association” telling me how bad drugs are for kid so I said “Fuck that drugs make me cool and get me laid” and hung up the phone.

@Gabe, nope I have to go the English

@Rick, that will do pig, that will do.

Come on, ILB, you can’t hide from the akward forever.

Yes you can.

Epilogue:

*The sun rose to reveal three figures resting under the infamous park tree, each with a look of content on their face.

As the sun slowly lit up the girl’s face she awoke with fond memories of the previous night.

After a brief stretch she looked back upon the two who had yet to stir and couldn’t help but giggle before walking off to class with a delighted grin on her face.

It was soon after that the boy awoke to find that their trio had become a duo, and so with a heavy sigh he knew it was time to get back to work.

However, it soon dawned upon him that there was an arm wrapped around his waist and breathes of air flowing through his hair.

He soon realized that he had become a little spoon and when the hand attached to that arm began to rub his side, the boy jumped up and proceeded to class expeditiously…*


Good Morning everyone.

I can, Nero. If 20 years of perverted male friends (it is strange, really, how many of my friends are like that) have not yet broken me, I doubt twenty more here could do so. ^_^

I can’t wait until this thread has over 9000 replies.

Oh shit

I can’t wait till I can get acrylic paint out of my hair -_- Uggh, good morning world.. white rum at 1:00AM really wasn’t a good idea o_0

I can imagine, but not relate. ^_^

bought a back massager seat cover for my computer chair………in heaven right now no more pain at the moment

I don’t recommend it as an important life experience T_T

i have just found a spoon stuck in the ceiling… what the hell was I doing last night? o.0 And don’t try and say that any of you have never been down that path.

I can honestly say that I have never been down that path. Sorry. ^_^


And that is marvellous, Goldwulf.

I feel pity and envy at the same time..mixed with anger, longing, and weary irritation. Or maybe that’s just the paint fumes.

I’M NOT A DRUGGY I SWEAR o_o

of course not, you just stuck a shiny object to the cieling requiring some sort of aierial manuvering, so its obvious your a wereraven

I am not limber enough to give a reach-around. That fanfic is now invalid.

Also, I suddenly regret turning down that threesome a couple months ago much much less.

I can do a reach-around.

Which doesn’t matter, because I can’t take anything up the butt anyway. Ulcers. Some days it’s difficult enough to walk.

Some bastard in my Art Class stole my wallet. Then when I went around asking, it was “found” in the art room. Of course the 65 euros for college tests gone… And the deputy headmaster has found jack shit, as always

I am known for my reach-around skills. Anal is out for me, however, after that incident with the spatula.

find out who on your own, and ambush them with a stick from around a corner.
simple
effective
fun

@Jerk : I wasn’t hinting at a reach around, but now we know where your mind is at…

Anyway, new topic: Jon Stewart’s Rally to Restore Sanity…

that was addressing pronkat.

and i’m actually going to be in dc that day!
trying to decide between walk to keep fear alive and rally for sanity.

Sorry, I meant that towards (Jerk).

I would love to go, but I’m stuck taking down a show that day. However I might just skip that.

taking down a show?

We’re doing “Little Shop of Horrors” and we “strike” the set after the last performance, which happens to be on the 30th.

ok.
im gonna see if i can get redneck protestors to attack me in d.c.

Have fun with that.

i will destroy them!

^__^

Boom

My sanity doesn’t need to be restored who said my sanity needs to be restored I’LL GOUGE THEIR GODDAMN EYES OUT SO HELP ME GOD I WILL MURDER THEM

Your sanity is fine the way it is Jerk, having no sanity helps you create insane ideas which everyone profits from……well mabye just you………and me………………..and my MUSE

sanity is overrated.

Agreed.

after all, only the insane make a difference.

I’m not insane, but I’m not very sane either.

HA FUCK YOU CHEM HOMEWORK!!!! LOOK WHO’S DONE NOW!! FUCK OFF!

*Passes out from exhaustion.*

Piss waffles to chemistry!

chemistry was very difficult for me, this was offset by the fact that he liked to blow something up at least once a week as a demonstration. when he wasn’t blowing something up he was freezing something solid with (insert cold liquid element here) and throwing it against the ground for it to shatter like glass.

And my sanity is being slowly drained by this forum

ah your just as sane as the rest of us

I’m super-sane

crazy world only the sane folks ar madmen, helps to be a bit crazy

True sanity is to madness what bases are to acids. ^_^

No-one goes mad quicker than a truly sane person, so i find insanity to be the best bet ^_^

(Nameless) is so sane he’s an agent of the Anti-Fun League.