Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@ Gameking: Do they have to be mutually exclusive? :.D

……What’s the box?

King is an old hand, plus he doesn’t spell his name in all lower case Like Dirt did

Old hand? Huh?

Help! I’m confused to the Random Chat!

You been around a while king, longer then Dirt

We never mentioned Dirts full name, so you may want to come clean pebble formally known as Dirt.

Oh….YAY! (hugs everyone, while still pantsless)

Those snobs at Denny’s shouldn’t act like they’ve never seen someone without pants in their establishment.

The reason I haven’t been typing is because I’ve nothing to say, seriously how does one respond to…*gestures to the past 50 or so posts* this?

Actually, some people are really quite distraught. The children especially.
@(nameless)
Have we broken the level of WTF-ery a heavy sigh can convey? Are we Mach Sigh 2?

@ (nameless)

VAGINA.

There, easy, see?

No, my trademark response would just be redundant at this point.
@King: Yeah…sure…

Any idiot can backread and see dirts full name

Lies, all lies!!!

*Runs away while bellowing maniacal laughter.*

Cool, well Good night then.

Hey. No. NO. I’m the insane guy here.

(Gets out a shotgun and shoots a random person)

Got it?

Could we just forget Dirt?

*Comes back momentarily.*

I’m pulling seniority on this one:

*Gives Bob the hobo a 40 oz and the instructions to use a 24” razorwire dildo with sharded glass lubricant on the next person that sneezes in a fashion that resembles any pop culture musical hits.*

So Good night for real this time.

Not shure Vincy

@ Sean

….This isn’t over.

Well try. He’s gone, and we can’t take out his crap out the newbies. It’s unfair to them. We could speculate all we want but if he’s not being an asshole, it just doesn’t matter anyway.

….Does somebody need a hug?

i’m giveing pebble the same chance i give all fresh meat

would you perfer i call you Noob or fresh meat pebble?

*looks down at shotgun wound from caused by King*
*heavy sigh* not again…
*falls dead*

(nameless)’s holiday heavy sigh count: 17

im am hit

meeeedic

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

I’ve always wanted to do that.

*Picks up medical kit*
Seriously, King? Again?
Seriously?
It’s only Thursday!

People who have killed me on this forum (in proper order):
1) Leaving a comment (death by removal of head)
2) Taeshi (death by cane)
3) King (death by shotgun)

Sorry! I swear, it won’t happen again!

…..(Pulls out a bag of rat poison and pours it into a cup of water)

Here Gameking drink this. As a sign of apology.

No way. I took a college class called Survival: Reading Between the Parenthesis. Not gonna get me that easily!

Fine….(Drinks it myself and falls over, foaming at the mouth)

“sigh” Just leave him there Game, i mean it

*performs Heimlich on (nameless)* I am trying to save your life, not rape you I swear.

Disregard the erection.

(nameless) effortlessly sighs the pebble out of his throat completely on reflex.

That sigh sounded like a cough. I’m continuing the Heimlich until paramedics get here. Or cops. Whichever comes first.

@ Pebble: I don’t speak for everyone, just out of experience, but some of us are paranoid that Dirt would come back and fuck this place up out of some sense of autistic spite.

(King continues to foam)

What are you, a latte? One man can only foam so much!

Damn. This medical kit is filled with Spongebob Band-Aids and water. I have no medical training. You are all going to die here.

right vincy, thats not a pelvic thrust at all,you not dry humping him no sir-ey

@ Scotch: He is a fine lager.
@ Lark: If I had a nickel for every involuntary boner I got while saving someone’s life, I’d buy myself a soda and drop a quarter in the Wimps with AIDS Jar.

Look, he made your face in the foam. OMG

Mmmm. I’m sick of scotch. I’m gonna try some of that. *drinks from King’s mouth*

Oh, sorry pebble. You can come too. I’ll throw you up later.

*starts humming some romantic background music*

“Facepalm”

(Punches Scotch) RAPE. RAPE! RAPE!

No homo.

RAPE!

(Runs around screaming RAPE while still foaming)

why do you dry hump to romance music Vincy, you need techno to help keep the beat

Mmmmmm. *runs behind King catching the foam that flies out in his mouth*

Might I recommend “Gay Bar”?

Its mine!

(Gets out a shotgun and shoots my own head off, thus stopping the flow of foam)

….

(My body gets out a pack of sticky notes)

Note: I have no mouth, and I must scream.

Can you imagine that? You’re giving someone the Heimlich and just as you save their life, you whisper, “I’ve got something to put in you!” Well, if you weren’t before, you are now.

King, if you feel tongue, he owes you $1000 for the next hour.

NOSTALGIA
I used to troll Commie with Electric Six’s magnum opus, “Danger! High Voltage.” Who should come to her defense other than ILB of all people, haunting my dreams and muttering “Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot.” She might’ve had a knife too. Seems so innocent, hm?