Bittersweet Candy Bowl

hey everybody.

Hi

(Gets out one of those fiery cocktail things and throws it)

oh lord. war on the forum. *pulls out his 2 faithful handguns*

Yes well…happy Veteran’s Day…

yes it is *reloads*
LETS DO THIS!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

YAY! Veteran’s Day War!

(Runs off and returns with a shotgun in hand and a drill shaped gauntlet on the other)

WHOO!

King when/if I return to life you are first on my list.

*RAPIDFIREATKINGMUTHAFUKA!!!!!!!!!!!*

…..(Shoots (nameless) with the shotgun)

Sorry! I have a habit of doing that.

First on your list for what?

dude…king…your dead

@Drax: You are perfectly aware that you probably aren’t going to hit anything with a rapid fire weapon right?
@King: Why are you shooting the remains of my already dead body?

Death cannot stop me! I AM KING! KING OF ALL! KING!!!!!

I see the invisible! Do the impossible! Break the unbreakable!

I ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!

@ (nameless)

….I have issues.

*taps King on shoulder* I’m behind you, not in front of you…

Again? I just finished reviving you this morning (nameless).

*Revives again and catches the earlier tossed Molotov. After pulling out the fuse and checking for poison, downs the delicious Bourbon.*

Thanks, I was parched.

*Goes back to class.*

Try not to make too big of a mess while I’m gone.

……(Shoots my own foot) Oh what the hell?!

forgot the safety king?

“When Mr Safety Catch is not on, Mr Rifle is not your friend”.

@Sean:Well you did a very poor job, you see if I died of blood loss (which I did) and if you just revive me without covering the wounds or replacing the blood I’m going to die again. Now my body is too damaged and I’m going to need a new one.

….

So its like Frankenstein’s Monster? (I get out a shovel) I’ll be right back. TO THE CEMENTARY!

No, I want another body just like my old one.

Revives (nameless)’s body under my control

….(Gets out my shotgun and starts shooting)

well, guess who got regected again…

……….Me?

GUYS GUYS

What have I told you about killing each other? I am tired of my insurance going up cause you people.

Draixen, I think that you must be doing something wrong to get rejected by that many people in so little time (No offence meant, bro ^_^). How are you going about it?

Sorry Commie, but I can’t babysit 24/7.



*Speeds up the regenerative properties of the cells in (nameless)’s body and revives him. He is now completely restored, but lost 5 years off his life expectancy as a result.*

Geez, this place is turning into a warzone

ARISE CHICKEN ARISE

Why am I not surprised? ^_^

Because you’re prescient? :.D

Not… quite. ^_^

So you’re not quite prescient? Are you almost prescient then?

Not… quite. ^_^

HNNNNG I’m trying to get to my contacts but my brother didn’t shut the door to the bathroom. Jesus Christ I hate my eyes so much.

Oh yes, did I mention my eye has healed? It only took four days. At least, I think it was four days. I spent most of them completely drunk or hungover.

My tears can heal anything. But I NEVER cry.

King you aren’t Chuck Norris… besides those jokes are getting old anyways.

Good to hear that it is well again. ^_^ But how does not shutting the bathroom door impede you from getting to your contacts?

Not even for a Scooby snack? A purple nurple? 9/11? :.D

@ ILB: ILBeeeee don’t make me spell it out pleeeeease it is so gross ;_;

@ ILB

He saw his brother’s penis….or ass…..He saw his brother naked.

@ Jerk

……That last one. But only MANLY TEARS.

I did not. Also do manly tears not heal anything?

Manly tears set things on fire.

I might never understand. ^_^

It’s rather nonsensical anyways

Oh. You weep napalm. Cool, because I pee napalm.

Oh geez mans oh geez.

Today I realized that My mother is basically me and ILB combined.

That’s a scary thought, the eternally happy mixed with the girl with more balls than most men.

Yup, she loud and obnoxious like me, but Sweet and nice like ILB.

Also her mad side scares the living shit out of me.

Life is strange, is it not? ^_^

indeed.