Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Hey Nero, can you tell what country you’re above right now?

@Ace and Nero:

Cool.

Any galactic happenings we should know about Maj. Tom?

Hey everyone!

though China does claim it owns Taiwan and gets kinda bitchy about them saying they are independant. Many taiwanese factories are located in china so that complicates matters as wel

Edit: he is currently orbiting Pixieland

Hola Klaus!

Here’s an interesting idea, it came to me as I was raking leaves:

So I was told to rake the lawn in two one-hour increments. Listening to the Beatles White Album on my mp3 player, it ended and I switched over to Weird Al’s Alapalooza. thinking about parodies and Mystery Guitar Man, it hit me:

What if I were to make a short music video in the style of MGM and Weird Al, using sound effects of raking leaves, to create a song about raking? Lyrics and all?

You are breaking the world klaus! I don’t think she can take that kind of pressure!

so, i’m grounded with no internet for a looooong time

I think “all of them” would be a good answer, Commie. ^_^

Aww, really, Draixen? How long?

*Glomps ILB before lifting her up and twirling her in the air and setting her back down for another hug.*

Morning ILB!



@Draixen:
What did you do?

That was… quite a greeting. ^_^

*Blushes and looks off into the distance sheepishly.*

Sorry…

*Looks back and smiles.*

Good to see you anyway.

Well that test is over, how is everyone else today?

I had a question to ask at this, but I forgot it. ^_^

Oh, hi, Miw. How did it go?

Fascinating lives you all lead ^_^

@ILB:



@Miw:

Alright, how about you.

@Sammy:

We try.

Parody Idea 1:

(Money, by Pink Floyd)

Raking, all the day
Gloves on my hands, coat and hat, guess it’s pretty cliche
Raking, it’s a bore
cleaning up leaves galore, it’s quite a tiresome chore
Hear the crackling underfoot, while
centipedes writhe in the leafpiles

Raking, hurts my back
I’m alright, just need to stop for a little snack
Raking, take a break
Don’t know how much more of this I can take
I take a
look see how far I have gotten
still a lot left, and I feel rotten

HUGE SOLO (Don’t lnow how I’m gonna do that)

Raking, almost done
Can’t put it into bags because we have none
Raking, I’ve got blisters
Next time I’m gonna give this job to my sister
Hey who let their dog run through my lawn,
Now the leaf pile is gone and I’m pissed, yeah

It will become evident in a few hours or so, I expect. ^_^

Hee, Klaus. That is marvellous.

Thanks . I was also thinking it could be done with Billie Jean or Under Pressure, both of which have interesting percussion. I’m currently browsing my mp3’s for anthing that might also suit it. Also, if any of you happen to come up with anything, let me know.

The company that is supposed to deliver my medicine has not delivered my medicine. What can brown do for me? Brown can deliver a box of needles to the correct fucking house is what brown can do. Or can’t do, as it turns out.

Well… ^_^

Hee. Sorry.


You have not got your medicine yet, Johnny?

Hey, how come Sean gets to hug ILB? >:/

@Jerk Do what my late uncle did and break into the post office, punch an assistant and then walk out with half the stationary.

do what my dad did when he tried to stop drinking, take all your cash out of the bank, lose your short term memory and get thrown in the pschye ward for three days, that will make you forget your pills

No medicine, which is pretty terrible on its own. Whatever, I anticipated this shit as my postal workers are less than reliable. One time they lost a super-rare book I ordered from England on Buddhism. “Twice is coincidence, thrice is enemy action.”

Its Norm that bastard, still upset about what you did to Sam and Carla

I’m genuinely sorry about Carla, but Sam had it coming.

I’ve got it.

All my friends know the Leaf Raker
The Leaf Raker, he can rake an acre
Leaf Raker rakes a little slower
Leaf Raker doesn’t use a blower
Leaf Raker he’s really neat yeah!
Leaf Raker always is complete yeah!
Leaf Raker don’t use no gas now
Leaf Raker don’t rake the grass
Rake a little bit
Rake a little bit
Rake a little bit and see
Rake a little bit
Rake a little bit
Rake a little bit for free

@ILB:

Memory lapses are fun.

@Sammy: I’m certain she wouldn’t mind receiving hugs, as long as no groping is involved.

@Jerk:

Sorry to hear that.



I hope you can get your fix soon.



@Goldwulf & Sammy:

I don’t think solutions that would send Jerk to prison or an institution would do him any good.

Rake a little bit
Rake a little bit of your leaves toward me
Rake a little bit
Rake a little bit of my leaves toward you
See the man with the paper sack
He’s worked himself a heart attack

Australia, looks like. Hi Tae and Suit! Nothing for now, but I did post an interesting bit on black holes and the act of tessering in the wicked facts thread.
I was listening to Resonance, the opening theme for Soul Eater. If you haven’t seen it or need a refresher: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMK_xzkYM8s
Now then, imagine this:
Soul: Mike
Maka: Lucy
Shinigami-sama: Paulo’s dad
Medusa: Sandy
Excalibur:Yashy
Tsubaki: Jasmine
Blackstar: Paulo
Death the Kid: Abby
Liz: Tess
Patty: Daisy
Blair: Sock
Spirit: The enormous rambo-looking dude seen here: http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/candybooru/ post/view/2004?search=user_id%3D28
Stein: Gnukko
Crona: Jessica
Ragnarok: Rachel
The Imp: Rape Cat (Alejandro)

Crona and Ragnarok are the least matched, but I did what I could.

Hello from down here, Nero

I’m off to eat lunch and film.

well, apparently my spanish teacher called my house and told my mom i’m failing, after she had told me it was going to be a c+ when she put final grades in. wtf?? so i went from a c+ to an e from 1 quiz? that’s impossible, she must have screwed up my grade
as for how long, until next progress reports come out. so around the middle of december.
i’m gonna be grounded on my freakin birthday because of this DX

Harsh :/

@The Major last page

I already listened to those songs. But I have one question about El Manana. Did Noodle die? I hope not.

No, she is still alive, they revealed. They replaced her with an android in the meantime >:L

Androids rock almost as much as Asians.

freaking azns

@Sammy Where did you gain this knowledge?

I was writing a list of my favorite cultural periods in this box for some reason. I’ve been drinking because it makes my neck stop hurting long enough that I can catch up on my reading. I should see a doc about that.

Finished eating, filming, and raking (of course). Now I have to edit it all together, fixing sound and syncing it all up and splicing tracks. So in short, it’s gonna be awhile.

@Jerk: Be careful that the scheeming UPS man doesn’t steal those meds. Meet him with the 12-gauge.

@TLoTD Their website.

I just took off my socks, and there was a tone of dirt between my toes! It got through my socks!

Once on an army FTX, one of my squadmates didn’t take his socks off for two weeks, and when he finally did, there was an athlete’s foot fungus the size of a tennis ball between his toes ;_;

How did he get the sock off? ^_^

With difficulty…

That’s it. I’m washing my feet fifteen times.

It was definitely traumatising, I’ll say that.

Those needles had a gauge, which may or may not have been twelve. If he took them all, I am severely out-gauged. ;_;