Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Well, there is no appeal to hangovers. Except maybe that you get to send everyone away and they won’t come back.

That sounds awful.

Hangovers are the period where you are so sick that you use it as an excuse to say and do hurtful things to people who would otherwise love you. But I hurt like this enough that I know a pissant’s excuse when I hear it.

Hangovers are also a way of telling yourself you had a bit too much. A small amount of alchohl is healthy every now and then and can help loosen tongues allowing for mor interesting conversations and white people danceing.

Hangovers have no appeal really. YOu just simply have to limit yourself in the ways of the drink

the pain thing Jerk said i can understand of late, have a high resistance to painkillers myself so i can sympathize

dada jerk is always drunk or hungover it seems.

And people say I’m crazy

Not crazy just spirited wheather the spirit is exuberance or some ancient horror ….welll thats for the future to decide

Jerk’s motivation to withstand pain and not drink is Jessie.

sounds like a damn fine reason to me Jerk, show the pain who the boss is

Aww. ^_^

Finaly quiting vincy?

jerk not drinking *HUGE GASP* :O

When she gets out of the hospital I will quit drinking, work out every day, and become healthier than I have been in my entire life.

May we have that in writing?

Or is a post considered to be “in writing?”

Don’t worry Lark you’re as sane as me!

OH great now Jerks gonna end up healthier and more attractive than me…..im supposed to be the pretty one here

*sigh* had me fooled there vincy

way to go daddy! GET BUFF >:O

Go Vincero!

Hate my phone!

HNNNNG

I, Johnny “Jerk” Vincero, hereby announce that I will quit drinking and smoking, work out every day, and become healthier than I have been in my entire life the moment Jessie leaves the hospital.

And not before.

i want a copy written in blood!

That’s good enough for us

*copy* *paste*

You can’t escape now

I fear i will need the JackyD’s again tonight… my girl’s doing work experience on that TV show that they’re doing in the jungle with all the idiot celebrities in it :l

I feel bad for this.

@ Drakes: Don’t tempt me. I have done crazier things with much less prompting. >
@ ILB: Feel bad for what?

Okay, okay. If she’s not better by January 1st, I will do all that stuff anyway in memory of our anniversary (New Year’s Eve).

Only that it feels like I have been looking down on you. I am sorry.

Oh, no no no, not all.

Jerk, were you calling me a pissant? I am, but it’s good to check.

And don’t feel bad ILB. If you ever have a reason to want to drink, just tell us and we’ll tell you if it’s good enough.

holy $#!%!! your anniversary is new year’s :O

^_^

No, I do not think I will ever start drinking. But I still should not disregard those who do.

@ Scotch: I wasn’t calling you a pissant, I just mean people who hide behind that as an excuse to be a fucktard, you know? The guy who beats his wife and tells us the alcohol made him do it.
@ Drakes: Yes, we got together at midnight of New Year’s Eve.

Oh, yes. I completely agree. I couldn’t hurt a fly in any state of mind anyway.

how did that work out? did you ask her out at midnight, or did y’all decide to make it official at midnight and were dating before that?

I have been drunk, stoned and pained and never used any of these as an excuse to treat others like shit. When I do, it is because I am being a shitfucker. All me, no more, no less.

D’aww :3

That’s magical. I hate people who can’t take responsibility for their actions. I like you because you very much don’t remind me of one of my acquaintances, and you’ve had a much harder life than him.

oh lord. my ex is being flirty with me again -__-

Just Say No.

Just bend her over and give her the ride of her life…

And that’s my one tid bit of awful advice for the day.



@Jerk:

I’ll be your Internet work out buddy if that happens, cause I could still lose about 20 pounds and I haven’t been in tip top shape for a few years.

Who broke up with who? Details!

she broke up with me…over text…on the way to school…

Over text is never good. Just leave her behind, don’t ever go back.

Ever.

Aw Draixen, ignore her if you want to. Don’t fall for her woman ways!!!

well auntie, problem is, i still love her :|

You said “again”. How often does this happen?

Sounds like a real winner, Drakes. If you’re not taken already, do what Sean said. You don’t have to respect her.

@ Sean: Sounds like a plan. n_n

Well damn, do what you want to then I guess. I don’t know all the details as to why she broke up with you but be careful okay? I don’t want you to get hurt.

NOW DO WHAT EVER THE HELL YOU WANT.

Does anyone know of any songs that are like DARE, Feel Good Inc, and 19-2000?

The rest of the Gorillaz discography! You also might want to try Hot Chip on for size.

@Scotch hmmm more now then after we had just broke up. about daily i’d say
@Jerk and Sean haha, if only. she won’t do that. ever.
@Auntie i could find out