Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I wish I had anything wise to say to this, Draixen. I do not, so I will just give you this:

^_^

Damn Draxian dude that sucks, I cant offer much in the way of advice haveing mived across the country for the betterment of the women i loved, but from the way she is acting i think it would be best to just avoid her advances and cast a wide net for other womenly company. More fish in the sea and they are noit all sharks and skank eals

@Scotch So El Manana is like Clint Eastwood?

@ Drakes: Then don’t bother with her.

STOP GIVING HIM ADVICE AND LET HIM CHOOSE FOR HIMSELF.

The important thing is being here for him when he falls.

@ Draix - Is she actually interested or is she a psycho? Well, if it’s the latter it may be hard to tell.

@ LoD - I’d say so. So are Rock The House, November Has Come, and Spitting Out The Demons.

@ Commie - You seem to have very little faith in his ability to not screw up.

i’m just gonna go out on a limb and try this relationship again

I won’t stop you from giving it another shot, but if it fails a second time, I think you should call it quits.

Alright, good luck, bud.

She sounds like a weirdy. Don’t get stabbed.

I wish you luck in your romantic endevoirs

Do take care, Draixen. And I wish you the best of luck. ^_^

O___O I ASKED HER O___O AM I NUTS???

I would rather say that it is nuts of you to chronicle it here. Focus on her when you talk with her. ^_^

@ Drakes: No

Idunno. That depends on what she said. I______T

“sigh” and i get here too late. Drax, hate to tell you but that was how me and my ex were, but we were on and off for a year. The whole thing didn’t end well.

Did you get stabbed?

@ Jerk - Saw that coming. Mmmmm, pistachios.

she said she “likes the idea of us being together”

^ That’s a yes.

She likes the idea, I’m sure. But how does she like it in practice?

but then she said she wants me to ask out this other girl i like first.

DO IT
OR DON’T
I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE

No scotch, just had my heart ripped out. Drax, I would say get out while you still have a heart, or you’ll prolly end like me and find she’s with your best friend and you can’t hate them because their dear to you.

Aww, damn. I’m sorry to hear that, Lark.

And Draix, I think you are quite likely to have your brain ripped out by this girl. None of it seems to make any sense.

Dude, Lark, the Dallas Cowboys are up TWENTY POINTS against the Giants. D:
We have more LOSSES than they have WINS.

she left me for one of my best friends, but they broke up a week ago. she still likes me, but she said “you need happiness, and i don’t think i can provide that.”
she wants to get back together, but she doesn’t at the same time
wtf?? chicks are confusing as f**k

sorry Vincy, i’m not a sports fan. I enjoy playing the game not watching it

I know I know but this is the first game without Wade Phillips! Dallas is on a serious losing streak playing an away game against the top ranked team in our division. Romo’s not even playing.

Drax, that is the “Get the Hell Out of There” sign. i saw a simalre sign with my ex and i ignored it. Don’t be like me, save yourself all the pain and and drop her, trust me, i’ve been there.

@Draixen Here’s my thoughts on this matter. Your Ex is possibly telling you to ask out that other girl because she believes the other girl has fallen for you. Your Ex wants you to date the other girl because she doesn’t want her to get hurt.

@LOD hmmm makes sense

Idunno. Most people’s actions are never that pure. But I can’t think of a better explanation other than “she’s a chick, whatchagonnado?”.

“sigh” i could use what my ex use to do combined with what my old ex use to do. Best thing in the world

Well fuck, sorry us girls got you all confused.

We are a silly gender, but I would listin to her, ask the other girl out but make sure your ex doesn’t hold a light for you for too long.

Oh, it’s not all your fault, Commie. The way I look at it, men just can’t understand how much women think and women just can’t understand how little men think. That’s just in general. I’ve seen a million exceptions. For example, every man here is a girlyman.

Unrelated: I just made a batch of ginger snaps with way too much ginger. I think I’m gonna call them ginger screws.

Do whatever the hell you like. At the end of the day, advice will only get you so far.

Yes, really helpful, I know ^_^

Neither side can understand the other, thets the fact.

i love you guys lol.

And now, to totally ruin this thread…
*walks into room*

ROOM: Pardon me, you seem to have bumped into me.

NOOOOOO! This thread was already ruined. The last 144 pages have been spent trying to un-ruin it.

Hee, Klaus. I do enjoy that joke. ^_^

Two men run into a bar…

…the third one ducks.
or
…they die of blood loss.
or
…The second one says to the first, “Yeah, I didn’t see it either.”

I got one!

Ah yes, I knew that one would come up. ^_^

Nice one.

Now watch as he takes it out on society and becomes the local serial killer, weilding the iron pole as his choice weapon

EDIT: or better yet, a lead pipe.

“sneakes up on ILB and nibbles his earlobe”
Hay ILB~

skrew iron pole, use a sythe

Screw that, get a gun.

Get a Galactus. HAHAAHAHA! Several steps have been skipped and the game is no longer fun!