Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Screw guns, get a frikkin katana.

Or, you know, do not. ^_^

Katanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Just because you own a katana does not necessarily require you to disembowel your archrivals. It is also not only ineffective, but also unsafe to slice cheese using said weapon. So please, use your katana responsibly.

responsibity? Fuck that, start cuting shit like a fucker

This has been a message from the Board for Safe Katana Based Milk Product Interactions.

A gun that shoots katanas.

I say be a wuss and use poison. Delta Nine is a personal fave.

I prefer a revolver or a rifle wit’ a scope myself.

To be honest, I would prefer hypothermia. ^_^

so, how was super grope time ilb?

i thought you’de say old age ILB

Well, that is also a good bet. ^_^

Uggggh. Why? If you’re freezing your body shuts down before your brain does. I’d prefer hyperthermia. Quite the opposite.

I always wanted an umbrella that had a gun inside the center tube, as well as a katana that’s hilt made up the umbrella’s grip.

Why hypothermia? Perhaps it is just because I live in the north. ^_^

I own a cane sword. it has a cobra head as a top. it’s fucking sweet

Where did you get it? I’m so getting one.

Ya’ll aren’t doing a good job of keeping me from commenting about the Gorillaz. I just favorited a drawing of Jasmine dressed as Noodle. AWESOME!

Canton trade days, they hold it the first monday of every month. They sell a LOT of shit there. I love it

Old news Dark, i saw it befor Gab posted it

@ ILB - Meh. I live north enough and I still want to die in a volcano.

@ LoD - I will talk about Gorillaz at any hour. But mostly the music. I aint so big into the characters.

Hee. Preferences. ^_^

But, you know, the coldest place on Earth has volcanoes. The hottest has not.

I wanna be incenerated by being too close to a big explosion

off topic question time!
pretend you are 21, now, would you rather walk in on your parents having sex, or your parents walk in on you having sex?
(this was an actual question on the radio)

Death via World’s Funniest Joke.

Walking in on my parents. Doesn’t really bother me as a concept, so I’d rather choose the option less embarrassing for me.

My parents walking in on me, they would not freak. Their cool like that

Hee, Gameking. I believe I could enjoy laughing to death, as I almost have about twice already. ^_^

@ Drai - Already did the former…twice…once on father’s day. Yeah, they deserve it, the bastards.

ok i’m just gonna come out and say this:
I LOVE YOU ILB!! even if we haven’t met in person. i don’t know why, but i just do!

and that’s my cue that i need sleep

@ILB
If anything, it would be an entertaining end.
@Draixen
Everyone does. But especially Lark… it’s kinda creepy…

I need sleep too.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

no,i thhink i’m slep foruming again

i can neve tell if iam or not

Hee, Draixen. Thank you, I guess. And a good night to you, when you decide to go to sleep. ^_^

*look at time* yup definetly sleep foruming. schpool tomorow. godnhtg

Hint: If you think you are, you in fact probably are.
Good night.

i’m gonna go sex up a cat in time square, then i’ll goto bed loll. cat.

oh geez. i just read my last post. i am so sorry. going to bed NOW!

Game, you are terrably wrong. i’m in a wonderful relationship with Shannon and have no want for any other relationship. I just want to mess with ILB since he reveled he was a guy. so i flirt with him

It is not as much “flirting” as it is “groping ungropables”. ^_^

@Lark
*Walks up to Lark, running his hands along the smooth muscles of his chest, toned from hours of physical labor, outlining their broad shape on his taut shirt before leaning in and softly whispering*
I know, it’s just funny.

that IS my type of fliting, your just in the further stages of it ILB

And in the wrong end, apparently. ^_^

Still. Care for some biscuits?

Ok Lark, now I understand the appeal.
@ILB
Oh! Biscuits! Oh! Oh! Me! Me! I want biscuits!

“Softly strokes Games cheek then lifts his chin to look deep into his eyes. Leans in and gently press my forhead agenst Game’s.”
Oh your such a tease Game

I would love some ILB

*Stares deep into Lark’s eyes, glints of saffron light gleaming from all angels. Wraps an arm around his waist, pulling him in, feeling the warmth of Lark’s body against his.*
Well, we can only… tease… for so long.

EDIT: I just want to point out that this is the greatest way to start a page ever.

Hot Damn! *Scotch watches from an apartment across the street. He bores his finger deep into his bellybutton on the way down to release the throbbing filthy dragon in his pants. Pancake batter drips from the top of his head and gently outlines the vericose veins on his back as it mixes with his sweat.*

“Grining, moving my head to the side, slowly licks the eges of Games ear, peircing laping the skin. Wispers”
Then what are you waiting for, i’m right here.

¡¿ilb is a guy?! D:

yes Drax, read the post ….Sorry he confeses there