Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Well I have a history test now, I’m out for a while.

Fuck double post

No thank you,

Who said anything about dry humping? I choose to leave the exact nature of my humping a surprise. :3

There is something wrong with the pharmaceuticals industry when a natural plant remedy does more for one’s mind than a handful of citalopram could ever achieve

Always has been, Sammy. ^_^

Not enough psychosomantic voodoo.

You’re talking about the same industry that once considered Aspirin more dangerous than Heroin… and still sells both as medicine.
Aspirin—painkiller perfectly safe as long as you don’t have a bleeding disorder or are under 18. Nonaddictive.
Diamorphine—highly addictive opiate still used as a painkiller in many countries, and is legal for in hospital use in Britain. The body adapts to it very quickly and it is known as one of the most addictive illegal drugs… heroin.

Yes… that was exactly my point, you just overflowered the language.

I don’t like a painkiller that can’t get me high. It’s like trying to stop a freight train with a pillow fight, in my case. I remember when they tried to hook me up with that placebo shit.

When i was in ‘stution, they tried that stuff on me. It didn’t do jack shit.

I remember them hooking me up with Tylenol 3 after foot surgery. Took an hour to kick in, numbed me for 30 minutes, and then I had to wait another 2 1/2 hours to get another one.

Max-dose Oxycontin is the best thing in the world. It is practically an orgasm that lasts eight to ten hours.

Thankfully my pain tolerance was high enough that I was only in agony for two days.
Though the reason behind my foot surgery got me weird ass stares from anyone who looked at my chart.

Citalopram was always my stuff, although i hate to admit the addiction. Gets you up, lets you down gently.

Someone on Food Network Challenge made a double tower cake, like, eight feet tall and all I could think about was throwing paper airplanes at it while giggling.

I tried to climb up the side of my apartment with two spoons, and then wallpapered my room with post-it notes. Although that was after three half-glasses of JackyD’s and a fistful of pills, so the details may be sketchy.

im constantly waiting for the giant cakes to fall and all the doodads and whatzits to impale an audeince member.

also cakes with no edible parts? fuckin cheating if you ask me

A Fistful of Pills sounds like a Clint Eastwood movie featuring his latter years.

Lol nice. Also history test done. : D

How did it go? ^_^

Gran Torino, starring Clint Eastwood’s paunch.

Gran Torino was magnificent.

Your face is magnificent

So give me the new Jerk.

We’re having a class debate using research from the laptops. Fun!

I just found that many of the test answers were on posters hanging on the wall behind me =_=

The effect of such learning methods is… debatable. ^_^


Hee. All the better that you did not know. Otherwise you could have gotten your neck in a sling.

Damn right my face is magnificent. What am I giving you? The new what? Whatever it is, you can probably have it.

Maybe. And hey Commie, I’m still here! : D

did you shed your face again? is it time for your yearly molting?

Jessie calls it my “beard-swing.” It’s like a mood-swing except with a beard.

Sorry that was suppose to be News Jerky.

And hey Iggy, thanks for stopping by ya JERK. Come visit more often!

I can’t believe that binding my computer in duct tape and sedating it actually kept Icaras here.

So now Jerk and I are one? XD

Nero, you might wanna see a shrink o_o

no matter how many times you use the glue gun wou will not bond to Jerk permatly, so stop before you end up burnt and hairless again

No news. Except I’m starting this whole “sobriety thing” early. *POUT* I hate this.

You have to tie me and him together so that we’ll merge into one being eventually. Unless you’re building a human centipede in which case I CALL SHOTGUN ON POSITION A, FUCKER!

I tried nothing of the sort! >:O

Looks like Commie was right. ISS personnel could use a head doctor. Not that I want to be sane.

I wish you luck on the sobrieity thing Jerk

grumble, grumble now i have to find someone else to drink with……..


and that up there is why Icky is no longer allowed near hospitals and craft store, too many illegal harnass like devices for merging have been found in his neighborhood

…How would you know what neighborhood I live in? XD

police reports and sightings of pigion rats

I’m glad a know a store that sells “harnesses” of the fuzzy and/or leather variety.

I saw a Human Centipede DVD once. It had a thumbs-up sticker that said “Kids Love It!”

Ted Bundy’s kids, maybe.

Boosh!

Badump PSH

If you are getting sober sooner does this mean things are good with Jessie?

I think I made the knots too tight on my Wii when I was trying to help keep Icaras here…

I just found Jerk!:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlmM88zzbY Center stage, from three minutes foreward!
The link was wrong. I fixed it.

… Don’t ya want to know why we keep starting fires?