Bittersweet Candy Bowl

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Come on now kaz, your starting to remind me of Lucy now, and I know your not bipolar.

Do not let Taeshi hear that, she will tear out your organs and say mean things at you.

bipolar………

HUNGRY!!!!!!!!! :E]

The Earth is bipolar. ^_^

In a university in Russia that i had the pleasure of visiting once, they whip up ethanol and spread it on toast

Oh? That sounds impressively unnecessary. ^_^

I bet that toast will knock you off your gourd in two bites… D:

It keeps spirits up in the cold winter nights… spirits up and trousers down ¬¬

It helps if you have someone to take the place of the trousers.

It’s a game. They each eat a piece of toast and then race each other. It’s like Nascar, only not gay and completely awesome.

(Eric Cartman eating vast amounts of Vagisil was the highlight of my week.)

the image your description gave me nothing was but gay D:

Drinking, driving and racing are all awesome. Therefore, the combination of all three must be the sum of their awesomeness.

okay maybe it was me adding the without trousers part from previous statements and you never said anything about driving =p so i just got the idea of a bunch of russians running drunklenly racing about their house with no pants on o.o

There was some video on the internet of two Russian guys fighting and one was just wearing his boxers for some reason, and the other guy, losing the fight, decides to defend himself by grabbing his opponent’s dick and holding on for dear life.

i saw that on tosh, that video was epic…. i wonder what exactly started the situation though

Lover’s quarrel.

He wanted to be the Top for once, and grabbing his junk was a means of apologizing.

possibly but i think they were brothers… dunno though, wish i could speak russian

Lol, I can totally see ethanol-toast-racing-with-no-pants-on catching on. i might sell it to the chairman of NASCAR.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/

OPINION ALERT: It sucked

Also, 2 comics before a year passed?

holy shiiiit

That was the point… and yeah, he should probably give up at this point. The guy doesn’t update for months on end now.

Two Lumps is my favourite webcom after BCB for no reason whatsoever…

http://www.twolumps.net/

Oh, that one? I never really started on the archives. ^_^

………slightly damned.

Well hey everyone, did you guys have a nice weekend.

yesnoHATE

Hey LaComi.

Kazi has Tourette’s.

We discussed reach-arounds.

I made some awesome six word fiction.

That’s…. scary actually.

A day in the life of Jerk.

Oh yeah, I’ve been getting on IRC more often around 9pm. Get on and you can listen in on our nightly conversations about dicks.

let us burn the world.

Sounds fun. I’ll get the tribal outfits.

and i got drunk and depressed so standard weekend then

I just fixed a burger, let’s see how long it takes me to get food poisoning.

In other news, I have a question: Am I the Forum whore?

I don’t consider you one.

But be careful or else you might become one.

Not particularly. You’re more on the “I will impregnate your esophagus” than “I want sex from every functioning male here teehee~.”

Well I do say tee-hee quite a bit… But this comes up because I realize that I look like whore to people who don’t know me.

I was having a cook out with some peeps Saturday and instead of siting on a chair, I sat in my friend Jacob’s lap. (He’s black, comfy and warm don’t judge.) Then I sat on the ground in between two guys and spent the entire night attacking and tickling them. My friend’s boyfriend who has never met me though it was extremely odd. This is particularly funny considering I’m the prudest and non-slutty of my friends. So now I think I’m considered a whore.

Ignore this

you just seem to be comfortable around other, ts not like you came strutting in the room demanding cocks! nothing wrong with being comfortable in your own skin

i dont think other than the late Chazfulloshit we dont have a foroum whore here

But compared to the other females that lurk the forum, I am the previest and I have impregnated 3+ guys. I think eventually I will get everyone prego and then I will be crowned Top Whore.

LaComi, you are not a whore. You’re a flirt, yes, but there isn’t a God damn thing wrong with that. I’m one too. You didn’t cross any lines, you were just playing, and pretty much everyone likes you.

So this line of thought? Let it go. You’re not a whore, and anyone who thinks you are doesn’t fucking know you. Capisce?

And forum playing doesn’t count. You’re a stud, not a whore. :.D

pfffttt haha yeah im willing to bet there are more secrect pervs in the female fourumites and bigger ones than just you. besides everyones a perv, hell the chicks ive worked with over the years would make you blush, damn hell the chick i had a sorta relationship does hentai art proffesionaly

(also my status Intergalactic Sex Machine)

I’m a stud? I like that. And that’s kinda scary to think that girls you know could make me blush.

I can see how you could think that, most guys see a girl’s kindness as a come on…As long as you’re not screwing guys repeatedly, at least several to many different guys in a short period of time then you shouldn’t have anything to worry about it.

The only whoreish people on the forum are guys anyway.

I have some interetsing erotic painting thats she made for my past birthdays which could prove how she could make you blush, plus memories of a drunken marathon at a cabin that would scare ILB off the fourum for a month

See, you’re a perv, yes, but it has never been about “I’m going to have sex with all of you,” it was about “I have more balls than you so you’re the one who’s going to get pregnant.”

You’re playful, Commie. DON’T EVER CHANGE. >8[

If ILB were here, she would be hugging you tightly and whispering soothing words of kindness in your ear.

^_^

*It was one of those nights. They come to every Ninja now and then. There really is no way to avoid them. It’s just a side-effect of the life each one must live. It was one of those nights where the Ninja looked up into the stars and saw what would happen when he died.

There would be the discrete letter to his family, using code to relay the terrible news. There would be a short memorial service at the Academy where his sensei would utter something utterly bland and tasteless while his friends sat in silent mourning. In the dead of night, there would be a short funeral service attended by only his family and classmates. Then a single candle would be sent floating out to sea, probably to end up as junk caught in some fisherman’s net.

Then the world would go on. After a few months, he would be nothing more than a sad memory to his friends and family. After a few years nobody would remember him. To the people on this forum, they might idly wonder why he hadn’t posted in so long, but he would be forgotten in a matter of weeks. It would be as if he never existed. Even after all the time he spent wandering this world, there would be nothing left to mark his passing. Nothing, except maybe a few papers that someone forgot to burn, maybe an email or two that went undeleted, and the few posts left sitting in the archives of this forum.*

So, how was your day?

*Glomps Ninja* NO! How could we ever forget you dear Ninja? We just understand your hectic and dangerous lifestyle and don’t question if you don’t post every day.

Oh I simply was asking about me being a whore because I struck me as funny.