Bittersweet Candy Bowl

i’ve never had a bad driving experience…yet

I only technically drove for the first 6 seconds or so. The rest would actually qualify as flying and landing.

@Car are you new here? i don’t remember talking to you before.

I’ve posted on a few chapters before, but I really only got into the forums the last couple of days.

oh, well then welcome to the forum
and a seperate welcome to RC, where we are ruled by our new queen Auntie Comi (Leaving A Comment)

…… How does one become king or queen?

You must be the first one to claim the title. There is no hope otherwise. ^_^

The Dark disagrees. There must be some way?

well auntie curbstomped lark and game for their gay cybering and claimed herself our queen

Later guys, it’s been nice but I feel the urge to kill something made of pixels. Since the Pixelfiend Invasion was thwarted by my cousin last week, I’ll have to settle for killing Majini in Resident Evil 5.

who is our king right now? if nooone, then i claim it!

@Car ok, peace

So I have to beat La Commie?

EDIT: Or Draixen?

@LOD YOU’RE A CHICK!! :O

I am not a girl. I want to rule not get a sex change.

well, idk if anyone’s king right now that’s why i claimed it, but if we do have king, gl beating him.

Well Sanity tells me that since The Major made this Thread he is king.

EDIT: He DID make this thread right?

yes, but a king runs a monarchy, not democracy. so basically some dude decides to rule over some people out of nowhere. no voting.
well, look at the time! i’m gonna go get dinner ttyl

Makes sense. But in any case if you want to be king you have to be married to Commie, and I don’t think that any of our balls are ready for that.

With that in mind, either Gabriel or Johnny is the rightful king. ^_^

So I need to fight Sir Kaxbe and Sir Vincero eh?

I am Warden-Commander. Jerk is king, as Kaxbe isn’t here enough. Kaxbe is our Templar Commander.

No offense LoD, but you will never beat Jerk. He makes me wish I was queen. TvT

I support Johnny as our rightful (yet frequently inebriated) king.

SIR GABRIEL KAXBE, MAJOR TOM (NERO) AND SIR JOHNNY (JERK) VINCERO. I AM TALKING TO YOU.

I the personality of The Dark challenge you two for your places as kings of the Random Chat. We shall create one base each and I shall create a battle ground. All in the form of threads. Users of the forum shall go to the thread created by the side they wish to join. This is a all out battle. The only limit is your imagination. I will await your acceptance or rejection of my proposal. War stops at nine at night or when either of us needs to do so. We CAN have a temporary leader when something comes up, making continuation difficult.

Oh and it continues at 5:00 PM the next day.

Damn. If you could do that why aren’t you king?

I think you mean ‘Q’, J. ^_^

I dinnae, suppoose Jerk is king and Kaxbe Prime minister. What other positions are there to fill? I’m sure there are more satisfying jobs than king.

LoD could be prince instead, or somfin. Duke? Earl? Lord? Vassal (whatever the hell those are)?

You know those walls are VERY thin.


Here i’ll build MY base.

Someone has set us up the bomb

I wanna be a table-headed service drone.

As I said i’ll build my base. What better place than in midair?

What’s the bet that “J” is just Dirt back on a proxy server T_T

Mahna Mahna

EDIT: Now who’s gonna go make a page for Jerk and Kaxbe?

Double edit: GHOSTBUSTERS! :-D

Could be. Paranoia is always safe. But I’m gonna wait for a gratuitous spelling error.

I’m ready for warriors. >:-)

Eh, count me out. I have never been one for exerting violence. But I will be watching from the sidelines. ^_^

@ILB I think I just got used to you being a guy. When I read anything I put a voice with it. Your voice just changed from a girl to a guy.

Too late. My brain’s slowin down.

Ah, a wise choice. ^_^

Sincerely,
That voice inside your head who talks when you read stuff.

What the Hell? Who the Hell said we need a king? I have enough balls to run this place on my own with out a man!

@ILB Heh. Ya don’ get it. I generate voices that take into account gender and personality of the character or post i’m reading. It reflects who you are.

No, I realised that, Light. I was just referencing the back of those Monty Python’s Flying Circus DVD boxes, who all have that exact salute at the end. ^_^

I’m changing my name depending on who has th’ most control in me ‘ead.

I thought you already did that, just less frequently.

And why is Sanity British? Maybe Irish. Can’t tell.

@Scotch I am a fan of 2D. So I decided to type wit’ a British accent. I’ll jus’ type normally…… sometimes.

@LOD: I have vaporized your base via a highly efficient solar powered cannon. You have lost.

I am the duke of this chat, Commie is the empress. Also, I have no idea what that was about.

i still think of you as a chick ilb. *gropes non-existant boobs* soo soft