Bittersweet Candy Bowl

hmmm not like the others i see *locks the door*

“A smirk cracks my face, as i saunter over to Drax and wrap my arms around his waist”
Careful Drax, i might break you.~

Yea, I’m gonna go ahead and say no on this one, and resign from future “ones”. Y’all can have fun without me.
Also Chris Hansen wants to talk to you, Lark.

who Game?

oh, break me? mmm you are different. *wraps my arms around lark* *moves in for the first kiss* let’s hope you don’t completely wreck me

Chris Hansen, from Dateline NBC’s “To Catch a Predator”. He would really like it if you’d have a seat, take a seat, sit down, there’s a seat over there in the dimly lit room with cameras.

“I gently press my lips agenst Drax’s and wrap my tonuge around his. I break off to inhale.”
I promise nothing, Drax.

Hahahahahahahahaha game, to bad you don’t wanna go again later, i had fun the other night

ooo promise nothing. that makes for some surprises. *brings lark closer* *holds this kiss longer. my tounge teasing lark’s. never fully embraced*

“I grab Drax’s sholders, turn and throw him on the bed. I walk over and press him down and deeply kiss him, peircing runing the length of his tongue.”
I hope you can Keep up.~

*Scotch’s Scotch-senses tingle from his apartment across town. He attempts to stifle the rising mass in his pants as he leaves to catch the bus.*

*is taken by surprise by lark slamming him down* i think i can keep up. i’ve got a young body *starts to unbutton lark’s shirt*

*The Ninja is pissed off that the random chat is not being entertaining. TO remedy the situation, he takes a flame-thrower to Lark’s and Drax’s faces, burning them into an unrecognizable mass.*

Entertainment Please.

“After Drax finishes, i softly kiss Drax and slide his shirt off, releaving his taunt, young chest”
you shure got thr energy, lets see how you hold up.~

Sorry Ninja, gay chat going on, talk to the other people on

@Maj. Tom: Unless you are talking about your bunkmate, remind me to never sleep near you.



*Briefly appears to tell *Ninja it’s a futile effort before returning home to continue working.*

This is not entertaining. This is a mildly annoying waste of cyberspace.


Prepare for pipe bombs in unpleasant places.

Ahh, someone else. Hey, Ninja, have you ever seen The Host?

(@Ninja what? this isn’t entertaining?)
*wraps his hands around lark again* this won’t hurt will it?

I’ll just ignore you like i did Commi

I’m back…..okay what the hell?

My buttocks is a pretty unpleasant place. I don’t want a pipe bomb there.

“I gently stroke Drax’s chest and start kissing his neck, moving down”
It may Drax but i try to be gental.

@Lark: So far you are doing a pretty poor job of ignoring me, and Drax invited me, so you may find yourself alone in your endeavor.

@Scotty: No I have not seen The Host. Describe it if you will.

@Draxien: No. It is not. It is like Love Me, just boring to read.

*Finding that the threat of pipe bombs was ineffective, the Ninja ponders the wisdom of breaking out some Duke Nukem-style destruction.*

Jeez, you’ve been gone forever. People went crazy in the absence of your pacifying sighs.

@ Ninja - Sweet, someone else agrees that guro is boring. And The Host is a South Korean monster flick and it is the best monster flick that has ever been made. This may not mean much for some, but it blew me away.

Two nights of cyber yaoi in a row is one too many. You don’t eat ramen for dinner every night. Or at least you switch the flavors.

*squirms as lark gets closer and closer* don’t make it too gentle, i like it a little rough

This may get messy (nameless), so you better go hide in the corner with your wussy sighs.

I’ll stop for a while after tonight Vincy, buncha babys

yeah, i gotta get sleep. getting up at 4 am. ugh. ttyl everybody.
we’ll finish later lark

That I get bored when the usually violent-prone Random Chat is taken over and turned into a cheesy gay romance-fest makes me a baby does it?

Imma gonna kick your head in while I shoot your guts out with mah shotgun!

” i run my tongue over Drax’s exposed nippels,my peircing bumping into them. After hearing Drax i start nibbling on the engorged teats”
Oh this going to be fun.~

@ Ninja - That is also boring. Let’s talk about flower arranging.

I…I…No comment.

“sigh” i geuess i’ll have to finish later.

“i run over and dropkick Ninja, to help start the violance”

Lark, Draixen, this is going to sound hypocritical, but you really should stop doing this altogether. It’s obvious at this point that it isn’t being enjoyed. Just end it or send emails back and forth if you really want to, because at this rate it’s going to end in a mass outcry or banning for the two of you; is that really worth what is essentially nothing? I really don’t want to see you get banned for a what started as a stupid joke.

(just when i go to get off, i see that post lark)
uguu~ *freaks out over the noise he just made* ummmm…

ok. i’m putting my foot down. this is my last post tonight. here i come dreamland! bye!

You’ll be back within three posts.

actuly all the big wigs say this is boring so they will just ingnore it

@Scotch you know me too well
@Game yeah, it would be a dumb reason to get banned.

“I pull the triggers on my ridiculously overpowered triple-barreled shotgun. In an instant of fire, noise, and lead shot, Lark’s stomach disappeared. As the fine red mist slowly settled, all that remained connecting his legs to his torso was his spinal column, with a few shattered ribs hanging loosely from the stands of mutilated flesh dangling from his torso. This last connection between his two halves was swiftly ended by a combat boot to the face, which had the added bonus of smashing his nose and driving the crushed remains into his brain.

It was not an instantaneous death, but it was far more merciful that Lark deserved.”

But the problem with it is that everyone will find it boring and you risk killing the thread. And this thread is only allowed to die after I get the 10k post.

“I rise from the ground and begin to maul Ninjem’s neck. Ripping out his main artery”
I’m not going to end quickly

@Duke D:

if it’s boring then make your own conversation and ignore the story

@Scotch like hell you will! THAT 10K HERO POST IS MINE!!

The Internet is a free place, but if you get banned I’m going to feel at least a little guilty. At the very least you guys can’t make a different thread?
@Duke Ninjem
Hacker.

*Pulls out his Ray gun* *Fires one shot* *Lark’s head explodes.* *Stows his ray gun*

that would draw atention Game,plus we’re moving the post counter ever higher with all that junk. Also yall reactions are funny

“I laugh at your pathetic attempt to kill me. Grabbing your skull in one massively muscled hand, I toss you clear across the room while I apply an impossibly fast-acting medkit to my neck and inject a little anti-zombie serum with my other hand.”

Bring it sucka!



@Lark: It would still waste space and add to an already annoying large number of pages that I need to go back and read. For instance, I have the suspicion that Dirt got banned, but I don’t know.

“the headless body turns to HB and violently slashes his chest open”