Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Yes he did ninja, Twice don’t know how he pulled that one off

To save you some time, he made a “joke” about Nero’s recently deceased mother. Then he shitposted madly out of boredom.

The Ray gun is a one hit kill, guaranteed. sorry man your toast.

@Ninja
Suitcase posted about it in the Forum Policy thread, I believe. Also if you could skip pages 146 to 150 that would be super.
@HB
It that in the Pack-A-Punch and you have the meaning of excessive fire power.

i don’t play by “Zombie head remove” rules, i play by the real walking corpse “won’t stop until your dead or the body’s completly destroyed” rules

Chickening out on me Game? the shame

and it started on page 145 game

I prefer rooster, but yes. It was funny at first, became extravagant, but when you add pedophilia things get a little weird.
EDIT: Yea, Ninja, skip that one, too.

Damn Headless zombies!

*The slash was effective at putting the Duke off balance, but was hardly a mortal wound, as it glanced over Nukem’s muscles of steel. Tossing aside his shotgun, he decides to go mano a mano with this headless horseless legless nonhorseman. He leads with a punch to the sternum, shattering what’s left of the creature’s ribcage and follows up with a karate chop to the left arm, cleanly snapping the humerus, accompanied by a rather hilarious “HI-YUHHH”*

Oh, going by full-body parasite rules I see.

that was later you wernt in it, just me and Drax

” useing its Right arm the headless horrer gouges out ninjas left eye, but snaps off athe the lower spine as the stress was too much for it to take”

All I’m saying is more people are not enjoying it rather then are. Hell, some people probably really liked Dirt’s constant arguments or Wolf’s constant photo spamming, but it got to the point where “ignore it” was difficult. It has hit that point.

Where’s Game? All this carnage is making me thirsty.

Edit: Oh, nevermind, that was regular King

The possession of the spine in this case is ambiguous. Please correct.

Well fine If you want to be that way. **With a sigh* pulls out the Ray gun again blasts away. Flips open the front of the gun and unloads the spent battery.* Ninja? can you hold him down? itll hurt a little bit but you can handle it. *realoads*

“sigh” allright i’ll hold off for a while, but remember you started this

Theres a reason i did that ninja, you’ll see

I know, and I told you before;
*Sunglasses*
I always finish, what I start.

Ooh, when and where Game?

@ ninja No! I mean Hold Lark down, so I can shoot him?

Right Here! *Game quickly and efficiently bones Lark and they never call eachother.*

Goddamit, I try and say something badass and… oh forget it.
@Scotch
What?!
EDIT: I was saying what about the “thirsty” line, but I’m gonna leave the “What?!” in there.

“the torsoless legs run over and kick the raygun out of HB’s hands and kick him hard in the oppisit direction, sending him flying”

Forget it… *leaves.*

I know Game, i like messing with you though

*His spine being perfectly intact, the Duke grabs the severed arm, balls it up like rumpled newspaper, and tosses it through an all-too-conveniently placed basketball hoop for a three pointer. Turning back to the remaining mound of zombie, he uses his lightning-quick fists to pound it into a pile of red goo, before wondering off to find some hidden hookers.*

Yawn, I must go finish my assignment before I fall asleep. Have fun!

@ Game - I was thinking of the other King. Mibad.

“sigh” everyone ruining my fun >{

Well that was rather interesting.

Christ this book is depressing.

so read what we Post Vincy, it’s not so depressing

@Ninja
Night.
@Scotch
Still. Don’t get it, but honestly I’m better off not knowing.
@Lark
Well when you say it like that it sounds endearing and sweet!

Now would be the time that people would ask you “what book?” and then you will launch into a discussion of what the book is, why it is depressing, and its various pros and cons.

Except that I pretty much just ran through the possibilities, so lets skip straight to the commiserating.

anyways, i like my zombies the brought back by magic and are a bitch to get ridd of kind, not the horrer movie kind they take all the scary out of the living dead

Thats how i work Game

Christ, all of my non-internet friends are fucking worthless.

Most seem to be that way Vincy. Howso are yours?

They disappear randomly, ignore me, and only show up when they need something.

Thas a damn shame. That’s why I push all my friends - internet or not - far, far away. Of course, I think friends are creepy anyway.

Like family! naw just kidding

Dump their asses and find some real friends. I would be honored if i could be one. No i won’t do any of the gay porn stuff in real life

*heavy sighx2* (I’m just going to go out on a limb here and presume that something idiotic was said/done by Scotch, or Lark or Jerk, ect. at least twice since Thursday)

(nameless)’s holiday heavy sigh count: 20

Now to actually read those pages and see what the actual number is…

You know it Name but i think it was more then just two.

@(nameless)
I am literally laughing right now. I am laughing because you have no idea, and you’re gonna come back and have at least doubled your sigh count now.

Idiotic?! I don’t know about the others but my thoughts are breathtakingly brilliant. You misconstrue the sound of your mind being blown as a sigh.

i hope we break him ^_^

That’s why I drink until I pass out and pass out until I drink. I’ll keep my promises when it comes down to it, but none of the basic tenets have been met, so I can still drink myself retarded.

Please don’t shoot your liver. All I ask.

“sigh” if only you’d tell me were you are, i’d come beat some sense into you

I gave up after four pages for the sake of my health, the number in those alone would have been six, again for the sake of my health I just won’t count them…

Hahahahahahahahahahaha We told you Name, we almost overloaded him hahahahahahahahahaha

I’m REALLY trying not to wake anybody up right now but i just keep laughing

^seems fairly appropriate^

Too bad you can’t Name, may what you read haunt you