Bittersweet Candy Bowl

*breaks out into a strange eerie laughter*, Lark you would be amazed at what I can block from my mind if I need to.

@ (nameless) - I was watching food network and there was a really big lady putting a rub on an enormous turkey and I discovered that I had become quite aroused.

It’s too bad i told Vinsy i wouldn’t do anymore, i would enjoy breaking you Name

@Larky: Stronger minds have tried and failed to break me, my scarred mind can withstand much torment.

You really think so little of me Name? Really a shame we couldn’t meet in person, you’d break so magnicently ;}

The arousal subsided when the stuffing began. :[

i thought that would be the best part Scotch?

@Scotch: Disturbing…
@Lark: *maniacal laughter* YOU ARE NOTHING! *laugher stops, normal monotonus voice returns* It is a shame we couldn’t meet in person, if you ever happen to be in the San Francisco area I”l buy you a drink.
@Jerk: Same offer (ONE DRINK)

(nameless) cannot be broken by practical means of vulgarity. He lives in a magical, mystical land that celebrates Pride Week like the 4th of July. Homoeroticism and violence alone will not phase him. I have known him for months and he is stronger than he gets credit for, only indulging in sighs to express his ILB-esque disappointment in our choice of conversation. (That reminds me, I think I’m coming up with my own version of The Aristocrats Joke.)

Also, six shots of tequila, I think, is a personal record. I am Vincero Rex, second in line for the Throne, heir to the House of Hangover.

@ (nameless): I’d better make it count then, yes? :3

@ Lark - Not quite gay enough.

@ Jerk - You really are a lightweight. Please don’t take that as a challenge.

No, i’d use none of those, i would drag out my worst wepon: SANITY
oh Gods, i hate just typing the word

Name if you bought me a drink right now you’d prolly go to jail, i’m 20. Foer now i’ll stay in Texas but i might travale in the future but i’m not shure

I’m also 20, and I don’t drink anything stronger than Sprite, offer still stands. *shakes head* Texans…

@ Scotch: I doubt I’m done yet.
@ (nameless): I appreciate the offer, but I think drinking alone is just my thing.

Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
A state that’s untouchable like Elliot Ness
The track hits ya eardrum like a slug to ya chest
Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex

@Jerk: Hmmm, that’s kinda sad…
And you guys should travel.

I just don’t want to be in a position where I’d have to drive from one place to another. That’s all.

what? i like my wiskey, so sue me. Remeber Name, eveythings Bigger in texas, so don’t fuck with use, we use the death penalty

sorry Name, but work and Love really have me tied down at the moment

My ex-fiancee owns a fully automatic AK-47. I prefer bolt-action rifles. There’s something elegant in that.

Aww. Lark’s completely whipped.
@Jerk: Dude! Freaking awesome. Did you ever take it to the range? Though to be perfectly frank, I prefer a sniper’s rifle. I am quite partial to the M40A1 myself.

You bet your sweet ass i am Nero, like a tame jackle

The only gun i own is a Desert Eagle 44. magnum

If I travel I’ll be away from my computer. I’ll miss you guys.

NOOOOOO
She fucked some other dudes before I had the chance.
Her cousins had grenades and stuff.
I should’ve fucked her sister after we broke up.

Hmmm, work and love, 2 things I haven’t got.
Just remember, Texas has nothing on California, you haven’t the awesome weather, the awesome beaches, the awesome ski resorts, Disneyland, the Terminator as your governor, Hollywood…
Also your state is too flat.

@Scotch: Get yourself a laptop, or an internet phone.
@Jerk: YES! Why didn’t you? That shit’s better than the pimp hand.

True, but we don’t have Berkeley or Vegans. <3 We have Stevie Ray Vaughan, won a war for independence single-handedly and the best steaks on Earth.

but you guys also have the highest unemployment rate as well, plus we’re bigger then you guys

@ (nameless) - Not as flat as Ohiowa.

@ Nero - I simply cannot be bothered with trying to get all that together.

Scotch you wimp i’m useing a laptop right now and it’s easy

And what do you mean no sweet weather? Tornados are fucking awsome

@ Nero: I don’t know. I couldn’t bear to see her again, and I was just a stupid kid. This was four or five years ago.

You truly cannot fathom the depths of my laziness.

@Jerk: I’ve been to Austin, so don’t tell me you guys don’t have a Berkley (which happens to be a very interesting city)…or vegans. As for your little War off independence…congrads you beat the mexicans, a nation in great upheaval at the time, when you tried it a second time (insert Civil War fail joke)

hay you coulda met Ace

@ (nameless): Which is as bad as UC Berkeley? Really? We have Vegans, just nowhere near as many. They’re trying to remake my part of Dallas into a Los Angeles replica because of all the yuppies, I swear.

I love California, I do. It is a beautiful state. But I can find things in Texas just as beautiful, just as ugly, etc. Statistics be damned, I know what I’ve seen, and I have been all over my own state.

Yuppies are the disease that infect both states with Berkelies and Vegan faggotry and pretentious personal politics.

@Jerk: Live and learn. And with an assault rifle, I’m now thinking it might not have been a great idea to piss her off.

Didn’t think i’d agree to your wipped comment Nero? because i am. That bitch has me right were she wants me and i love it <3 <3 <3

Okay Austin is not quite as bad, but as for fewer vegans, you have ummm…fewer people? Yeah I’m going with that, also (insert Texas false stereotype joke).
Texas vs. California the fight will never end (because it’s just too damn fun) I’m done for now.

@Lark: I thought you might, the way you dote over her.

What can i say, i’m a sucker for my bitch ;P

Sounds like you are the bitch there.

I have too many ships in my hangar… I can never find the one I need.

Anyone of any opinion can be and almost always is pretentious about it.

@ Nero - Is that a pimp joke?

California has unique parks and beaches, Texas has pretty hills and pretty beaches of its own. Both have people who take personal politics to psychotic extremes, and these people should be gassed until the moderate independents take power and set aside the hate.

They’re really two of the best states in the country, otherwise. I love them both.

Moderate independents? *sigh* If only it were possible…

I can dream of a non-party line, can’t I? See, we have more in common than you think, perhaps.

@Scotch: No, just a simple fact. I have 15-20 battleships, transports, and battlecruisers, all set up for different occasions. And that keeps me from getting the one I need quickly.

@ Jerk - How about Wyoming? Beautiful scenery and only 500,000 people.

Oh but i am Nero. Really though she’s a shy, insecure girl, that i do my best to make feel special (because she is <3) and beautiful. She dosn’t think she has all the controle and dosn’t tell me to do anything but i do what she asks and likes because it makes her smile and be happy, and thats all i can ask for.

Anyway, I’m going to do two more shots and then try to read this book tonight until I barf myself out of depression. LATOR GUYZ

PS

@ Scotch: I’ve been to Cheyenne. They had a stuffed bear and a rumpus room in their capitol, last time I was there.

Lator Gator.

@Lark: Jess used to be like that. Do yourself a favor and don’t let her get too much self esteem. Commie is a good example of what happens. Keep her happy though, always.
Not saying that Commie is bad, for she is not. Commie is frigging awesome.

Hey, Lark. Is she an ugly duckling?

If you havn’t knoticed by my past ex’s (only the Big ones get called ex) i’m drawn to the crazy ones. Thats my point, she dosen’t really get that much self esteem and thinks she’s a burden on me, but she’s not. Anthing i do i do myself, not because other people

Scotch, she’s not what YOU’DE call hot but to me shes beautiful and cute, but i’m biesed and in love so i can’t say