Bittersweet Candy Bowl

And then there was that time under the swing set in the park…

I don’t even remember tha-

Heeeeeeeey! D:

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I don’t think I wanna know anymore >,>

Jerk you know that I’m not a one man woman! I have to have several at a time to quince my thirst~

*quench

*bites Icaras*

Kinky?
*shot*

Tee hee. Oh my, this could get awry. ^_^

*go awry
…
*shot again*

Again? Oh I hope not, I am far to busy today to have any sexy shenanigans.

I never pegged Commie as a biter

Not necessarily, Christian. “Get awry” is just another way of putting it. ^_^

I’ve never heard it said that way.

Well, I have. So there. ^_^

Alright, I believe you. No need to press the issue further.

I have a newfound respect for you, ILB.

Hee. Sorry, I did not mean to be so childish. ^_^

How so, Nero?

I have never seen you so assertive. You are usually quite passive. We have taught you well.

Then you haven’t been on skype.

Nope. Nor do I plan to be. IRC on occasion, though.

I am unsure of what you mean by ‘assertive’. ^_^

Topic in class: pyromineralisation

My Friend: Does that mean my multivitamins came from Auschwitz

Sub teacher: O,O

Me: XD

Rest of class: WTF is wrong with you two?!



…I know I shouldn’t laugh, it’s a horrible thing to say, but that guy’s brazen trolling just cracks me up.

That is… quite horrendous. ^_^

I know, and if anyone else was saying it I would probably be horrified by it

Hold on, am I missing something here?

Well, the Nazis burnt the remains of those who died in concentration camps. I think you can guess the rest yourself.

Oh okay.

Mmmm. Vitamins raining from the sky. : D

That’s incredibly disturbing.

I know a few people like that, except the questions are usually levelled with malicious intent rather just for shits’n’giggles.

yeah, if it was malicious I wouldn’t hang around with him.

I think that might be the only respect in which my friends are well-behaved. ^_^

What, that they aren’t malicious?

No, I was talking about the topic of large-scale genocide, although they are not very malicious, either. ^_^ What I meant was that they joke about next to everything, but they set the limit somewhere before Auschwitz.

I’m inside it.

Joking about the Holocaust is about as far away from decency that it is possible to get without being actually evil.

I don’t really have a limit, as long as at least ten people find it funny. That’s my golden number. Other than that, I live on the edge. I have built a comfy little summer cottage just over the edge. If you want to join me in my study for tea and scones you will have to come over the edge with me.

By the way, I bawled like a little girl almost the whole way through Schindler’s List. But I can still laugh at a good Holocaust joke.

I refuse to watch a movie where my people die.

Hi, Box. ^_^

Box? Are you implying this person is dirt, ILB?

Oh, never. Not at all. ^_^

You can’t say “Yaoi” without the “owwie”.

Well, depending on the excellence of the joke, I count as 3-7 of those people. As long as no one is deeeeeply offended and I knew that they would be, it’s all good.

@ Kaxbe - You also can’t spell “yaoi” without “wheeee!”.

Sorry, I meant say. Goodbye, mystery box.

Good god Spanish tests galore! 3 in one day!

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to get old.

Ugh, I may have to get off now. If I don’t post again in the next 40 minutes, assume I did. I’ll try to get back on soon though.

Good luck, Iggy.

@ Big Fish - I’d say that’s true of most people. Who do you mean, specifically?

For some people, getting old reinforces the delusion that they have given something to society, when in fact they haven’t. The kind of people who use the phrase “I have the knowledge, I have to give it to you,” but NEVER follow their own advice. And when someone calls them on it, they believe threatening them with bodily harm will be persuasive, even when they’re too shriveled and weak to really do anything. All throughout this, they act like toddlers with giant egos, throwing a fit when someone takes away their favorite bingo chips.

Those kind of people should never be allowed to get old.