Bittersweet Candy Bowl

I don’t see why? You should take your profession seriously.

Oh aren’t you a cute one Ninja?

no

@Ninja: To be honest, something about today has just felt off…I don’t know how else to explain it, I’ve only experienced a few of these and something rather awful occurs soon after.

But on a brighter note!

There are about 9 people total who I will always remember from this forum: Leaving a Comment, ILB, Johnny, Goldwulf, you, Taeshi, Suitcase, Kaxbe and Ace. It’s not that I hate the others, it’s just that we don’t interact enough and you guys are rarely unable to brighten the day or bring about some other form of Earth shattering, and insane amusement.

Meh. Earth-shattering went out of style with death rays. These days you need something more like an Earth-disintegration device if you want to be taken seriously.

Which is why I brought a penguin to this party.

Which is why I stick around.



*Gives the Penguin a banana.*

“When the time comes, you will know what to do.”

“The penguin on the telly is about to explode.”

BOOM

“How’d he know that?”

“It was an Inspired guess.”

Break out the olive oil and hope the mail order brides look like their pictures?

I wish you luck in your endeavor, but count me out, GQT.

I know where the money for those brides actually goes.

the dreaded black sparrow clan?

(and no im not that desperate yet)

Count my last post as sarcastic.


And, Auwolf, I am very doubtful that you will ever be that desperate, what with your good looks and all.

if you only knew how many dateing sites ive been suckerd into signing up to on lonely nights you might not say that. haha

I expect that I can guess without too much trouble.

But I still have hope in you, I couldn’t tell you why, but I do. You will find the right someone eventually. It’s just a matter of time.

if you guessed 12 you’d be right heh

thanks for the support though, these 26 years havent exactly been the easiest seeing family and freinds marrying off and ot understanding how to talk to people,

haha enough emo me i already reached my mark for sadness at my attempt at the club on friday

new topic rhino’s how to catch them and how t teach then to breathe fire?

Easy, genetic modification so that they exhale high concentrations of methane and a modified nerve ending at the tip of the mouth to create an electrical spark to ignite it.

Fireproofing it might take more work, however…

*Hugs Ninja for his chem joke.* NERD!

happy thanksgiving from canada.

And happy Columbus Day from the U.S., what a pointless holiday Columbus Day is…

Oh God my dog keeps following me around and releasing Alpo farts jesus fucking christ it’s starting to clog up my room

And my dog is barking like crazy, it’s only 1 in the morning, not like the rest of my family and most of my neighbors are sleeping or anything.

I had an idea for a doggie taser. Voltage low enough you could use it on kids too (and for ball torture, if you were into that kind of thing).

I’ve been leaving an e out of (nameless) haven’t I…

Previous posts suggest that, yes, you have.

@(nameless) :*heavy sigh*

D:

OH SNAP

They don’t have a smilie for D:, pity.

I found out that my boss at the library really likes me, which is awesome because she’s both very powerful and doesn’t like anybody. On my reference list for grad school, I used two library managers and one professor. When the shit did a loser like me get connections like this?

*shrugs* Stop and look around you find that you know more people than you thought. I know more than a few interesting people myself.

Next you’ll be telling me that I’m not the idiot that I pretend to be.

Pull the other one, it has bells on it.

@Jerk: You told the wrong joke in the right place, or vice versa.

@Jerk: God knows your ego doesn’t need that kind of boost.

Aww. Thank you, Sean. ^_^

No problem, someone needs to spread the love while you’re off saving the World.

Z is for “zebras” because they’re black.

I’m really sad guys, I said “big, black and warm” yesterday and nobody made a joke, I am disappointed.

*Cue infomercial*

When Leaving a Comment needs her holes filled, she uses Industrial sized Black Caulk.

Black Caulk form fits in all tight holes and stays warm to the touch.

“For a satisfying filling I always grab Black Caulk.”


Happy now?

I wasn’t even on, Commie. And now I have read the black post and now I am a bit jealous.

You are jealous I sit on warm, black people?

Yes. You could be sitting on a warm Asian person instead.

JK.

Anyways, I was totally tackled by a Pheonix just now.

I don’t know any but you and you were not there, besides I have five years.

Also, Lol what?

You need to do fewer hits of Acid, Kaxbe.

My friend Pheonix just tackled me. I swear, it is near impossible for someone so small to be that strong. She’s crazy.

Big things come in small packages.

She doesn’t even look strong at all. She’s the most petite girl I have ever met.

Massive amounts of adrenaline?

She eats a lot of sugar and yet gains no weight.

Tennessee is known for its thriving Asian community.

Actually, there are several thriving ethnic communities around me. Mexican-town, Asian-town, Honkey-town. In Ennis, there’s a gigantic Czech population for some reason and my fiancee was one of them.

AND NOW YOU A FAT COLLEGE DROPOUT BABY-MAMA! AIN’T THAT RIGHT YOU REDNECK SLUT? HAHAHAHAAA

Filipinos are everywhere, btw.

Half of the staff at my old work was fillipino,….mainly because the manager would bring her own cousins over so she could have cheap contract workers who would be unaware of labour laws and if they quit she could have them deported…

That is the most Filipino Filipino-American woman I have ever heard of. Bitchy and manipulative. The two most common female Filipino characteristics.