Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@tim tom


I am assuming that you are the twice banned Magical Box of Dirt because:
1: Your name is in lower case. Which is what Dirt would constantly do.

2: A odd name combined with a sudden appearance. Again typical Dirt.

3: My first thought tells me so.

EDIT: And number one goes for your sentences too.

@Jerk
This is amazing news! I can’t wait to see what you look like sober!
@Sean
Me and my fat ass commend your efforts at basic health.

Can someone check th’ IRC. I’m suspicious of this tim tom. I wanna know if anyone’s spamming.

The obvious! tim tom knew I was talking to him when I said “‘Ello Dirt”.

Your not being clever.
back read you dumbass.
I’m leaving now and I’m not even going to check back today so that I don’t have to go through somthing like this again just to tell jerk I’m glad his GF lived and that her brain works.

Yes i’m a dumbass. I’m also paranoid, I have A.D.H.D, I’m constantly annoyed by little things, and I annoy people when i’m not trying to. The truth hurts but it’s still the truth.

I’m sorry.

heyguysImbackwhathappened?

Hello. I accused someone of being Dirt but it seems I was wrong. I now feel like i’m an asshole.

ah. Thanks LD.

Dirt made an unwelcome return, and I think i am about to die of boredom. Yes, it definitely was Dirt.. he responded to his name ^_^

And now Sammy gives me my strength! Thank you for your agreement. Why does Dirt keep coming back?

Cus he’s a dick. Chaz reincarnate, although perhaps with less brains and a great ability with proxy servers ^_^

I think you’d have to erase all of the dirt in the world to kill it. It’s like AIDs and glitter: It won’t go away until it kills you.

Yes but what reason? He shows no shame for his “accomplishment” and keeps coming back to the forums. Why?

Glitter is the number one cause of fatalities in many countries.

@LD: Don’t question Dirt. If you try to look into dirt, you’ll get it in your eye and go blind.

@Sammy: Exactly.

Should we tell Suitcase to keep his guard up?

Up to you, but if anyone does go on the IRC, please let Taeshi know that my computer is officially dead. Because I don’t want her to think I was just screwing around with her, I wasn’t, I just wanted to tell her the good news, but Jerk can do that, since he has every right to begin with.

Thank you.

I’m posting from my mobile currently.

I would if I had a working computer.

ok, so I know what the RC is now. Can somebody please quickly explain the IRC?

On my screen it’s the link above the word “Topics” in the forum index.

hurr

@Baeleox
You mean you don’t know about the INCREDIBLE RACING CAR!?
Or the BCB Forum Internet Relay Chat, or IRC, available from the front page of the forums, that is similar to a chat room where people can log in and chat with each other!?

wow, no. Thanks for enlightening me, guys. I feel dumb now… :-(

Can someone give me a quick tutorial on how to use th’ IRC?

@JERK: HOORAY!!! YAY!!! I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!

@Light You won’t be able to use it if you’re on the Wii ( I don’t think :S)

@TheLightorTheDark

just join, and talk. Thats it.

That’s what I keep saying but I wanna make sure.

Forget it. What do you all think about Little Big Planet 2?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!1

*Bashes head against table then gets back to work on her paper.*

I refuse to get back on this site till this paper is done. I’ll see ya then kids.

I’m out. Bye Madam Commie.

You guys are sweet but the shock has just worn off. I’m wondering if I should tell our mutual ex-girlfriend that he has cancer. Part of me wants to see if she’s even human, another part of me just want some closure with her for being a lying/cheating slut and another part of me scream I should say nothing at all unless I’m prepared to keep drinking and, frankly, I don’t know how much more I can take. And a fourth part of me just want to keep drinking and drinking and drinking until I drink myself away. For Jessie’s sake alone, that isn’t a fucking option, but…I don’t know. DEPRESSION. HAHAHAHA

I don’t give a shit about Dirt. If whoever that was was sincere, great. If not, it doesn’t matter. I’m not sure I give a flying fuck one way or the other. Honestly, there’s another guy who responds that way; sometimes he’s sarcastic, sometimes he’s not, and he’s usually pretty nice about this. I don’t know since we don’t have permanent identifiers, but still, I choose to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Jerk…

Vincy, forget your bitch ex, enjoy your time with Jess

And by the way, my ex, whom i’m still great friends with, is going to be on and she has some words for you Vincy but i think their a little outdated.

And really, Congrats on Jess being great

“On?” How so? Oh well, I’ll listen. And Jessie is not great. She still hurts very badly and hasn’t told me if her doctors still use the word “dying” or not, but it’s a step in the right direction and that’s a victory to me.

And so is Josh the Jew admitting he might be out of rehab by Friday. Stupid fucker had me scared.

By on i mean on the Forum

Huh. Okay, if you tell me to listen I’ll hear her out. You’re a better man than I, you know. I don’t have any friends who are exes.

My fursona is gay

@Raxki
My keyboard clicks when I type.

@Raxki
My fruit drink is pink. The sky’s color is refracted light. Yeast makes alcohol appear in bread, but cooking burns it out.
These things are also true and completely random.
@Lark
She will tell us all of your secrets.

Me and Nicole (my ex) were good friends befor we dated and stayed that way after the breakup. I’v been keeping her updated on Jess’s condension and you condision as well, and after last night she got pissed at you and had some words for you but not Jess is awake i think she’ll have to dial it back a bit

no she won’t game. Plus, Game, you don’t want to know my secrets, your head yould explode

ewww

@Raxki
Ok, now I’m confused.
@Lark
We will pay her in many fine silks from the East for this information!
My head? Sacrifice worth it.

It will haunt you many a night Game

If she has words for me, I’d like to hear them. I’d probably deserve them on some level and it’d serve as a reality shock. Tell her not to dial it back a bit, I need every word.

I don’t wanna go to sunset strip
I don’t wanna feel the emptiness
Gold marquees with stupid band names
I don’t wanna go to sunset strip

i’ll see if she’s anywere near an internet conection

@Lark
Still worth it; I mean, come on, if it wasn’t this it would probably be all the nightmares. And Minecraft.

She asks “have you gone to vist her?”

Aww. You’re doing a proxy thing? That’s so lame. I want to know your weird little secrets that are of no use to me.