Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Can’t they track you down? They know your face!

Also, the children’s names are Susan the Second and Boy-Fetus.

*Punches Goldwulf mid-draw and slowly sits up.* Sean, Jerk, run like hell.

I would make a comparison for this, too, but I fear the results. ^_^

If you strike me down, I will become more dead than you can possibly imagine. :3

owwwwww!! *rubs shoulder* i prefer a little foreplay before the rough stuff Comie

besides the goatee looks good on you…

@Kaxbe & Triplesexy: *heavy sigh*

(nameless)’s holiday heavy sigh count: 23

@Jerk: However I almost found your comment funny…for some reason I’m finding your idiotic statements less idiotic of late…

Well all I know is that I’m innoccenthere, so I can watch Commie rip you to shreds guiltlessly c:

*Tackle Jerk* Screw you that didn’t even make sense-

OH GOD I HEAR N’SYNC ON THE HALL. MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSS SSSSSSSS!

Here, Icaras. Have some popcorn while I shoot down Goldwulf for suggesting sexual relations with my woman.

And dear Commie, I believe Jerk was suggesting that he is already dead. You know how those crazy undead types are.

*watches events unfold from afar* I really don’t want to die again, I’m just going to leave the area.

Actualy, Nameless, you’re safe. Feel free to sit next to Icarus in the specators’ box.

Uuuhhh…. *takes popcorn* …I guess so?

You cant shoot me in too attractive to die! your mother and all women and about a third of the guys out there would be disapointet and enraged at you!!

Well…just in case *loads crossbow, sits down *

@ (nameless): It sounds like I’m growing on you. You should get a CT scan. :|

@ Commie: Bye bye bye! *scrambles away* :B

^_^

*shoots Jerk in kneecap to prevent him from fleeing* That’s for suggesting that anyone can grow on me.

@Goldwulf: Do you SERIOUSLY think that Commie and I cannot fend off a group of people out to get us? *shoots Goldwulf*

Besides. I have a life potion. Specially made by Commie and I in our labs. THIS IS HOW WE KILL YOU GUYS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I don’t know if I want to be a part of this at all…

You put the “erection” in “resurrection.” n_n

*crawls to safety*

You’re not going anywhere.

*chair straps itself to Icaras and sprouts legs*

WATCH THE BLOODSHED

The bloodshed wasn’t the reason. I’d gladly go buck wild on someone/something with my katana if I got a chance, but I digress.

As long as we have a captive audience, call that fat, hairy one over there to give this kid a lap dance! If that don’t put hair on your chest, the friction will! Hahaha!

Wild tonight, are we? ^_^

..Alright, I officially want none of this. I’m gonna leave now. Back whenever. Toodles.

No. No damn faries.

Icaras, if you align yourself with Commie and me, I’ll upgrade your prison-chair so that way you can shoot people! Maybe I can even convince Commie into adopting you as our son!

*sigh* Alright, I guess. But I want that crossbow from Black Ops, I kick ass with that c:

Okay. BUT I’M ALSO ADDING LAZERS AND A MARSHMALLOW CANNON.

As opposed to the erotic torture that chair already inflicts.

So you’re already aquainted with it? :3

You’re joking, right?

I invented it. n_n

*crawls out from behind erotic torture chiar*

bullets….cant end…sexiness….

fine, fine i wont emply sexy times unless im invited from now on

I’m still gonna use this. *fires crossbow bolt into Goldwulf’s skull, where the explosive tip embeds itself in his brain before detonating violently*

Now, now, children. No need to be so forceful. ^_^

You’re right, ILB. All we need is love.

Starting with Icky-poo.

*turns on The Chair*

Johnny… ^_^

Yeah I’m going to get up and walk away now.

Get that CT scan unless you want that growth whispering sweet nothings to you while you try to sleep.

*reacts somewhat similar to Phoenix Wright in “Boot to the Head” at the rabid-tazmanian-devil-in-trousers part*

I do decree, by the order of the RC that Sean shall perish by way of the Aubry two prop he made for the musical.

Goldwulf will be eaten by a squad of pandas.

Jerk will die by way of sex deprivation.

I never said I was a nice queen.

Hee. Forgive them, for they know not what they do. ^_^


So apparently, pedantocracy is a word. Figures. ^_^

im fairly certain i could beat up a few pandas

*A paper airplane lands at Leaving a Comment’s feet before unfolding itself and hovering at her eye level.* The paper reads:

I do apologize for angering the Horse Queen, but according to Maj. Tom’s list I am outside your jurisdiction. However please accept this gift for the infringement I have performed…

*The letter vanishes and a 40’ tall by 30’ wide box of chocolates emerges from the ground, containing every flavor imaginable and from every country who specializes in chocolate. A second paper airplane appears.*

Also, this wouldn’t be the first time one of my creations tried to kill me.

Sincerely,

Dr. Mike Nic….

Sean Saari

HEY! I officially turned 16 at 10:55 am today!! I CAN GET A JOB NOW!!!! MONEYMONEYMONAY!!!!!!

Edit: @(nameless) Thanks for the facebook bday wish

Edit again: I can if i apply to everywhere

I placed an incredibly low joke bid on ebay for an Atari and I’m…still…winning…
@Drax: No you can’t get a job, I’ve tried. Your Facebook photo is still…weird.

yeah i know.

@(nameless)
If you end up winning and don’t want it, I’ll buy it off of you. I have one, but alas, it is broken.
@Draixen
Happy day of your birth!
Enjoy it before it becomes a constant reminder of impending death.

No I actually do want one I’m a sucker for vintage games & systems, it’s just I didn’t actually expect to still be winning. 5 min 30 sec left.

bored just sitting here at the moment,another night off tonight so i think i will enjoy the day a bit before heading to sleep. A small walk to the mall to pick up a xbox live points cards might be a good diversion. hmmm the only time of the year this city looks nice is when its covered in snow….