Bittersweet Candy Bowl

oh her cousins were the sweetest people in the world, kept saying i reminded them of there sons and would always treat me nice, i thoiught the two extremes were evil bitch and sweet motherly type… oh well she was fired because constuction near the buisness lowered profits and the owner finaly had an excuse to can her, kept the cousins though and gave em a raise, good guy the owner, owns a travel agency and a constuction company in iran, only owns this place and works at it because the wife wants him out of the house

such a terrible, terrible bitch the manager was, customers would complain of the bitchy look on her face and offer me pity

Edit: Fillipino Canadian she was, how she got past immigration i shall never know

That is very nearly amusing. ^_^

The book Cryptonomicon takes place mostly in the Philippines. It’s kind of stupid because the main love interest is Filipino, but he only loves her for as long as she has a face.

Remeber folks: Most Filipino women are bitches.

Am I allowed to form my own opinion by meeting said people myself? ^_^

No you are not.

Gabriel Kaxbe has spoken.

Romanians are the nicest people I have ever met. One of my best friends is a Czech, and she is nice also…

I am glad to hear that. ^_^

Roman Catholics have great taste in interior decorating.


This thread is now about stereotyes.

I AM TEASING YOU EYE-ELL-BEEEEEE FORGIVE MEEEEE

Not that Gabriel should never be heeded. He should. Just not when heeding him would make a racist of me. :[

Tee hee. No, it is quite all right. ^_^

No it is not.

I must now self-flagellate.

This is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you.

Suit yourself, dear. ^_^

93% of Filipino women I have met have been bitches.

I have met a lot of Filipino women.

I would imagine so. ^_^

The only Filipino girls I know of around here are working the streets and they can keep their bag of diseases to themselves…

Since when has racial stereotyping been funny? ^_^

I just bought an Asian high-school girl cigarettes.

I think I might be a terrible person.

You are a terrible person Gabe, way to hand out Lung cancer.

And Jerk, WHAT THE HELL do you mean by your fiance?! I seemed to have missed this news.

I’ll make some martyrs in order to attone.

Fiancee, eh? Must have been a while ago maybesorta

wow i read that wrong, for a second there i thought you said you bought an asian highschool girl for a pack of cigarettes.

I can actually do that in some places.

That’s terrifying.

But sadly it is not surprising…

I know places where you can get Filipinos for free ^_^

Circular topic is circular

And I’m Happily back on regular internet. Yay! Surfing the internet is not easy on an i phone.

HB stands for Happily Back

Humphrey Boggart?

Hen Barrison, I thought I already made this clear.

Hen Bearison? A hen-bear? Bear with hen wings and beak?

@ LaComi: I thought I’d told you? The girl I dated as a freshman in college, I asked her to marry me. The one that got knocked up by another guy a year later.

Ah your ex one. I thought you had gotten a new one. I was confuzuled.

Ugh… NO Its a reverse of the first letter of my first and last name.
Ben Harrison=Hen Barrison
Am I CLEAR??

No, but I did find a naked picture of my last ex on my hard drive a couple nights ago and went into a pathetic, drug-induced depression. Because she was ridiculously fucking hot, and a complete cunt in the end.

Johnny: I take it then that things haven’t improved with Jessie?

What ever ya say Harrison Bergeron.

Things are fine with Jessie.

Except her health.

We don’t talk about that much.

??

You don’t know Harrison Bergeron? Google it silly.

Right, sorry about that.

Blue ones bring you down :/

*akward silence*

*hugs Johnny*

Vinny, best of wishes for you. May Lady Fortune send someone better your way.

*lifts glass*

Hear, hear

*toasts Vince*

*Joins Jerk sandwich*

YES. THANK YOU COMMIE. GIVING HIM A HUG WHILE ILB DOES AND GIVING IT THE PROPER NAME OF A “JERK SANDWICH”.

Sandwiches are named for what is BETWEEN the two pieces of bread, people!

I’ve had Jerked chicken but never a jerk sandwich

A little late to the party, but

*Group/Bro hug*

*still holding up a glass, waiting for everyone else to toast*