Bittersweet Candy Bowl

a BIG one

He really isn’t kidding. Sadly he means every word.

I’m sure humans taste like chicken just like everything else.

just add soy sause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I almost referred to you without the punctuation marks without realizing what it spelled. ;_;

No add hot sauce

Given (nameless)’s absence, I’ll have to fill in.


*HEAVY SIGH*

Pppppppppppppppppppffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaahahah I’m not a pedo yet

Wow that would be akward.

And you never will be.

It’s the “yet” that amuses me. :.D

Your not the only 16 year old around Ex

Just keep molesting children until you turn 18. Apparently it’s OK.

I’m 20 Scotch

True but I seem to remember little kids running in fear of you raping them. I’m sure you have the same effect on 16 year olds.

Ooh. Then what’s your excuse for not molesting children yet? Laziness?

@ Lark: The age of consent in Texas is 17. :B
@ Lark’s ex: Buy them alcohol. Hahaha!

Which is why the government has you in their records, Lark. I could get someone to misplace them, but it will cost you.

I know, i got to hit just under that to offically be Pedo

@ Jerk That wouldnt work, by the time they were shitfaced enough to not react that way they would die of alcohol poisoning.

“sigh” those little boys,they should of known i was only into girls

We don’t know if girls is all you like.

I still believe you’re a little gay.

Is it still statutory if she’s dead? :|

no, just necro

No but you’ll get other charges.

Yeah, but that’s, what? A misdemeanor?

No a felony

nope it’s a major crime

Oh, c’mon. It’s just laying there. At most that’s vandalism.

Internet says it’s a Class A Misdemeanor in Texas. :3

Mutalation of a corpse.

Texas Laws kick ass

Thats cause the laws are made in Austin. Austin is gay.

yes he is, but your dateing him

Aww shuddup ya smartass

Yes, yes i am

ICE BURN

Hey, it’s not mutilation at all. I don’t have sex with my corpses. I make tender love to them.

We all know you are!

@ Scotch Thats fucked up.

who you talking to Vincy

They don’t really love you they just want you for your life force.

splorch splorch splorch

@ Lark: You. That was funny, whatever it was.

@ ex - Doesn’t it just make you wish you were dead?

No not really.

And now you’re all talking about or contemplating corpse fucking. I AM A TRENDSETTER! :3

Good for you Jerk, good for you

Her current bf is named Austin, he is by best bud.
I had to make that joke when she said that

Also would’ve accepted: “Cool Story Bro” :.D

He’s only gay with your two brothers

thats just as bad