Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Tell them a fearsome tail!
by.

Poor you.

♪Come on Mr. DJ man pon de replay. Come on Mr. DJ man turn turn the music up.♪

Dang it. Anyone else?

All the gyal pon the dancefloor wantin some more what
Come Mr. DJ won’t you turn the music up

happy?

Correct Munch.

HEY MAN!
Jaws was never my scean and I don’t like star wars.
It’s a bueatiful thing

I say “Hey, man, Josh was never my scene and I don’t like Star Wars”.

… Those are not the correct lyrics, since I have never bothered to read them. I took them from what I could memorise of interpreting them as. Still, it is Bicycle Race by Queen. ^_^

Don’t don’t don’t don’t stop the beat
Can’t can’t c-can’t control the beat

(I’ve done it. With Taeshi busy putting the final touches on the new comic page, Suitcase trying not to worry about the forum switch, and everyone else guessing songs I can RULE THE SITE OF BCB!)

I know some really obscure music, so I won’t participate in this game. It would almost be cheating.

Open up my heart and make me happy~


Can you take that one, *Ninja? ^_^

I refuse to play. And you will not tempt me to join with your obvious lyrics.

Just use lyrics from the most popular songs you know. I am forced to do this all the time.

NiNJA!!!!!!!
long time no see…… er chat?

That was not an obvious lyric, *Ninja. Believe me. They are so obscure I doubt anyone on the forums have ever heard of them (with the exception of me and perhaps Gullbrand). ^_^

I’m good at links, crap at picture posting. Help?

Sorry, your helpless.

Yo Kazi! Why haven’t you conquered North Korea yet?

Wait, is this really *Ninja? ^_^

No. It isn’t. Just a clever imitation.

“sigh”

@ninja-resources man….resources.
i need to learn more about the tech first.
then i steal more tech, then i steal$
also not sure what to think about new guy.

@Kazi:That’s no excuse. My sensei made me topple a South American dictatorship with nothing but a butter knife and a pet gerbil.

@chirps: How did you know!?!

Hee, *Ninja. Those two posts were entirely in character, while the one before was a bit less. I choose to believe you (or disbelieve you, as it were). ^_^

meh.
im no ninja, just crazy.
actually think im crazy now. i thought i was a cat for 3 days.

If you hadn’t tipped me off to the spelling, I would have forgotten to use spellcheck and it would have ruined the entire charade.

You’re not a cat? Are you sure?

Excuses!

……….can u pay for my plane ticket then? broke right now.

Still. ^_^

@ Ninja - You really don’t need the butter knife if you have a long enough tongue.

Sure, if you give me your address and the North Koreans don’t pay me to just kill you.



[Disclaimer: Giving your address to Ninjas may result in dismemberment, death, torture, theft of belongings, cats appearing in your bathtub, stolen cake, and other unspeakable acts. Please use caution when giving out your address to avoid these problems.]

Oh, I would love to have cats appearing in my bathtub. Of course, it depends on the timing, but still. ^_^

Then you are welcome to play a game of Ninja Roulette.

But with Ninja Roulette, you die anyway.

Is there problem comrade? I take out enemies if necessary. Skull crack good sounds da?

CRAZY PEOPLE!!!!!!!

I would make a pun now, but I am fairly sure you would all shun me for it so I will not. ^_^

Do it! Shunable punables are always the most funable.

So, who’s excited to reach the 200th page?

we’re not there yet

I am indifferent, really, as long as we have fun on the way there. ^_^

I demand more puns, you puny posters!

Dotzrus is back! Apparently he was in Texas.

~How do you know that you’re right, if you’re not nervous anymore?~

I will attack other forumers if asked. Requests?

If (nameless) shows up, go ahead and kill him again. I’m sure he would appreciate it, unless he’s still dead.

has been (headless) on several occasions. ^_^

I keep apologizing, but he doesn’t seem to think that I mean it…