Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Da. Will be done Scotch.

*A paper airplane drifts by *Ninja before unraveling to reveal it’s message.*

The message reads: Congratulations on the completion of your last obscure task, here is your next assignment:

………Horse………..bend……..Over……….cherry…Deep..throat…… …Aztec……..with feet…..

The full message will be revealed once prying eyes have been disturbed.

@Scotch You want his head?

Someone is nearby……

EDIT: Just a new drawing in the gallery.

Just the teeth. I plan to smoke them.

You will have teeth. By the way this comes with a price.

Aww, hell. I don’t have any soul on me. First-born child allright?

The real message:

Retreive Aztec treasures from the Tea baggers. When you first arrive at their compound you must beat them at a game of Horse to earn their trust. After you drink them under the table (or dispose of them in the most efficient manner) bend the bars covering the airducts, but don’t enter. Over the fence you will notice a cherry-picker, you can use this to reach an upper story window. Deep inside you will find a guard whose throat is left unprotected by Kevlar. You know what to do, after which you will have easy access to the Golden Aztec idol with feet made of Diamonds…These directions are a futile suggestion, as you always succeed through your own delightful tact…Message will n *BOOM!* Have a nice day.

-yes this was lame, deal with it.

@Scotch Heh. Nyet. Can you draw well?

I have some soul.
I have plenty of crunchy crunchy soul.
I’m not sharing!

What was the message supposed to do, Sean? ^_^

@ Ruski - You know the awesome face? I can draw about half as well as that.

@ Sean - That was fantastic.

Moy bog….. Can you post pictures?

I could try and fail most miserably. This is beginning to sound like too much effort. Just tell me what you want and I’ll tell you whether or not it would be funny.

@Scotch Those are only things I wanted to be done. Oh well. The blood splatter will look nice.

@ILB:

The message blew up before it could say: this message will now self-destruct. Of course *Ninja finished reading before that could happen.



Nothing important.

@Scotch:

Glad you enjoyed it.

Then how does it tell you to have a nice day?

I am dissatisfied.
Goodbye.

A small speaker is flung from the message before it blows up.

If anyone else needs attack, type “Comrade Ruski X” between hours 4:00-9:00 weekdays and 12:00-11:00 weekends on this topic.

Tee hee. I asked that as a joke, mostly. ^_^

@ Munch - D’aww. Poor weirdo.

@ Sean - Man, spies get all the cool nonsensical stuff.

The problem is finding places to hide them…

I…. I sense great anger…… meep! *hides*

From where, whom? ^_^

Worry ye not LoD. She hates this place and nothing bad has happened today, as far as I can tell. This horrible hallowed ground is safe.

@ Sean - Man, spies get all the best super-secret body cavities.

THE PENGUINS.

I feel anger from Taeshi. Dirt won’t stop, useless threads, and more. Making so much anger.

Anger is bad.

Especially when it ignites the Verorage. That is rarely good for anyone.
Mods? I know a certain USAF Col. who would be honored, but isn’t sure he’d want it.

She’s on IRC talking about her hair i think you’re safe

rawr

Oh well. I just rediscovered this affinity I have for writing. That is, writing things I do not understand. ^_^

Sounds exciting

You mean automatic writing? Like Ouija stuff?

No, not at all. I mean writing difficult words and foreign languages, especially if they have other symbols than the generally accepted Latin alphabet. Oh, and lofty thoughts, although I do tend to assign them meanings. ^_^

Maj. Tom Verorage…

Hey Joey, someones trying to steal your catchphrase!

oh noes

Roughly five minutes till time up. (Nameless) is hiding. I leave no more comments till tomorrow. I find him tomorrow.

Mah, that bastard. I’ll use my own teeth.

Why does Russian Man seem like a combo of Dark and Anger?

EDIT: Goodnight everyone.

night

good night, good morrow, and goodday.
so.
blergaderp

Good night, Light. ^_^

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Goohnight.

hurr

yes.

yesh.

We have internet connections. Clearly we have nothing to contribute. This thread doesn’t count anyway. Find a better example.

@ Wolf - Why hurr?

me and ninja had a constructive conversation about the limitations and choices available for a combat glove,
ive offered condolences,
serious advice,
and examples from my own life to aid others
i also acted like a retard sometimes. thats constructive, right?