Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Say what Gold? What…

Navel Gazing is a meditation practice where you stare at your navel and contemplate yourself. I thought you were making a dick joke, so I went the silly innocent route.

Let’s see: she had a brain tumor and went into surgery for it the day after my birthday. I spent roughly two weeks completely drunk until, last Tuesday, she emerged from her induced coma alive and well. I promised this fine people I would exercise every day and quit alcohol when she came back…turns out, that was the very next day. And I’ve been sore and sober since.

@Scotch Did you see my last comment?

This fine people? We’re one people now?

@ Ruski - Yeah. Hmmm. How about Jerk’s titanium liver?

Oooh! Was he here for the yaoi? Or are we all ashamed of that?

you forgot the whole me and my ex bitching at you Vincy

No he was not here but i’m not ashamed of what idid, infast i’m rather proud

I didn’t forget, I just overlooked it because it was just such a sad misunderstanding.

@Scotch Alright.

*Walks over to Jerk*

Before you take my liver, you should know that I have an immune disease that Scotch will most certainly catch if you put any of my organs in him. Just a fair warning.

Wait a second.
*Waves hand. Straps bind Jerk’s hands and legs together*

Still want his liver Scotch?

Just for the record, if you bind my hands the erection is involuntary. :|

Annnndddd he’s gone for now

Yeah, go for it. I’m just gonna melt it down and make a trophy for him anyway.

*grumble* bloody new page thingy *grumble*

well jerk, that sucks that you have to quit alcohol now… but at least shes alive right?

@lark: not gone, just stuck on the last page waiting for a response… only to just realize that there are new pages…

@Vincero Just like when you were giving the heimlick manuver.

Yessiree. Plus I don’t have to quit, per se, just limit myself. Which reminds me, I have a gallon’s worth of empty bottles to hide.

Not you Gold, Dirt

And random comment.

ohhh! i am so confused… so confused that im going to go lye down i think…


hey! who here is good at math? and i dont mean day to day math that we actually use in everyday life, i mean school math… that were almost guaranteed that we wont use… ever.

Yo, Name, just in time

I’m not allowed to talk about that legendary Heimlich Maneuver. Especially now that its recipient has returned. n_n

*Shoves hand into Jerk’s stomach and pulls out his liver*

Here you go Scotch.
*Gives the liver to Scotch*

*Waves hand healing Jerk and removing the straps*

But yet we’ll talk about the Gay porn Vincy

@(Nameless) You were hiding weren’t you.

Sweet! Thank You. *melts down liver and makes a trophy* Here you go, Jerk. Congratulations on quitting, or whatever. I made it extra big to hold lots of Kooool-aid.

Before any responses will be made I have an important message for Draxian whereever he may be:


^The guy below the tank of death is you if you ever use (nameless) in conjunction with MY REAL NAME again!

I call shotgun!… and by that I mean whatever controls the shotgun cannon… it does have a shotgun cannon right? It looks like it would.

Scotch
OH YEAH!

Should I make a thread for my little business?

Huh, though that pic was bigger, I’ve been preoccupied with life over the last few days.

@ Ruski - Teehee. Nah. It’s cute, but we have enough threads already. No offense, but it would shrivel up pretty quick.

@ Davideas - Oh, noes! You destroyed my wall again, you bastard!

When did he use your real name, Thaddeus?

… thaddeus is the best name ever, and if ever have to have an alias, its going to be thaddeus von (still thinking of the last bit).

@Jerk: At a time, I didn’t want him to.

Thunderschlong

@ Thaddeus: I will never try to guess your real name, no matter how smug you get about “oh it’s in the comic but you’ll never find it nyeh nyeh nyeh!” :3

*heavy sigh* But what if it is Thaddeus? (hint: it isn’t…probably)

(nameless)’s holiday heavy sigh count: 26

Fine people, ignore me

We don’t talk about Gay Porn, Lark.

We make it. :|

It’s obviously Candy.

Hiiiiii Lark!

Anyone else got a job for me?

Ay name

I thought you wanted me to stop Vincy

Golden No, Noctis Lucis Caelum is the best name ever.

(nameless) You have a name?

Lark Okay. *ignores*

@David: No, *shifts eyes* that’s just a rumor….

He’s namless.
He has no name.
my guess is below this line

my guess is above this line

I disagree. Shaft is clearly the best name ever.

No. Giga Black Fate is the best name ever.

How dare you people lie to me and say (nameless) has a name. GOOD DAY…. errr NIGHT

Light …

Aww, but David…

@Munch: Best guess I’ve seen so far.

He has a name but it is enshrouded in a cloud of transparency