Bittersweet Candy Bowl

yes it is.
that and sacrifice cute kittens and puppies to me.

I’m keeping you to your word, Commie. See you in five years.

Word will be kept sir. Five years I want those sports cars.

Also, if any of my ex’s come after you, do you want a compiled list of all their info and weak points?

There’s no fighting here.

Only death.

you have to be careful with ex’s.

Seven EVIL ex’s

Naw it’s kay, I like an even playing field. I’ll just pull out my fists and start pounding.

Now we’ve arrived at the pounding.

Awesome.

*biff* *bam* *whack*

Indeed. Hahahaha!

machete fight.

MACHETE

*schllliiing* *cllack* *klink*

GIGANTIC FLYING STEAM-POWERED DILDO

What?

You heard the Jerk! Let’s get building!

“The band Steely Dan takes its name from a dildo featured in the book.” - “Naked Lunch” wikipedia.

It’s already built gentleman and lady.

Ummm… *pshh* *sloosh* *splish*? Am I thinking of the right thing?

I think there are more than one guy here Jerk. And I’m a woman, not a lady.

Did I do it right?

But it didn’t really fly…

I….I think you did?

What is a dildo again?
Also I didn’t do flying sounds because I don’t know how it’s being propelled…

At least I didn’t say, “bitches.”

@ HB: AHAHAHAHA LaComi you tell him what it is, I can’t stop laughing

*beep*

*beep* Me

oh wow, final random chat T-T
My resolution is to try and make my relationship better

*beep* Me

Oops…

Jerk, 1 thousand internets for referencing Steely Dan

I can explain better with hand motions though…

@Auntie comi TWSS

Again *beep* me

lol ok if u insist hb *pretends to rape*

Or Props….

And remember kids that is why razorwire and sharded glass lube was invented…

“But what does that have to do with the three little pigs and a wolf?”

Oops, wrong classroom.

What’s TWSS?

Oh please do LaComi that would be the best thing ever.

(That’s What She Said) :|

that’s what she said (TWSS)

Rape who?

I love my Gyardos Lil’ Red…

@HB YOUUUUU! *keeps raping* you said to *beep* you

Drakes you have had too much nose candy tonight. Lie down before you have a heart attack.

Well it’s thing that women stick up their ho-ha *Makes shoving motions down under* and they make enjoyable time with it. *Ramming motions* Sometimes they buzz. You were describing a douche, that’s something women use to clean their downtown area. *Makes water spreading motions with swishing sounds.*

Sometimes men use them too to stimulate their prostate gland conveniently located inside their anus.

*More ramming motions.* Any questions?

you made kitty cry.

Darn, I forgot what I was gonna say…

Then my job here is done. *Flies into the sunset.*

But what about when a woman wears one and bends the other person over?