Bittersweet Candy Bowl

My IRC is broken today apparently, so I’m just going to say here that Jessie finally disclosed the whole situation: the surgery she’s waiting for is to remove a brain tumor that’s basically causing her body all kinds of Hell.

It hasn’t sunk in yet, you see. I’m going to get some tequila next week to insulate myself against the overwhelming terror.

“And then they jumped each other all night.”

Oh god, I’m sorry Jerk, that post was NOT meant to go there…

It’s okay, don’t beat yourself up over it. xD

God that was so inappropriate though!!!

Commie, I know you didn’t mean anything inappropriate, you just have awful and terrible luck right now. :.D

Just call me Murphy, see ya guys tomorrow, I’m going to bed.

Night Commie-in-Bear-Mode. n_n

Night Murphy.



@(Jerk): If you were here right now I’d offer you some Rakii. It’s a hell of a strong drink, and it’s from Kosovo. As always, I’m hoping for the best for you two.

Karish is the most intense drink I know… It’s made from fermented coffee beans and shot through with a spirit made of raw cane sugar

There, caught back up with the random chat

And ouch Jerk, that really sucks, I hope the best for her.

Let’s talk about a subject we all know about: The Alphabet.

ΑΒΓΔΕΖΗΘΙΚΛΜΝΞΟΠΡΣΤΥΦΧΨΩ

The letter Y is a douche.

I don’t like W, any letter that you have to use two words to say is satanic.

C and G can suck it also. How dare they try to seem all hard and gangsta when they’re not followed by the vowels E or Y and in some cases I!

And what’s up with F? That is the most unappealing letter, it can’t even follow the rules of physics!

You know what else I hate? K. K by herself feels like she has to imitate hard C in order to gain attention and even hangs out with hard C a lot, letting herself be pushed around by him. But once N comes along, she’s at his beck and call! It’s so annoying! Why won’t she make up her mind!?

HEY! She can’t help it! She has been bullied by J and LMNOP all her life. How can she live up to that?

Still. She has no sesne of individuality.

fuckin E has to be damn near everywhere. damn attention whore

Hey, get off of E’s back! She’s got a very important job!

But she doesn’t do anything!! Any sound she can make I can to do!

Yes, but I doesn’t have the power to change the jobs of the other letters except the ones beside him! E is way more powerful and the job is very stressfull!

Fuckin’ A.

:UNFUNFUNF:

Musta slipped A some E…

I won’t have you badmouthing A like that Jerk, A is awesome.

A is a pair of spread legs and a very tight hole, which is more than I can say of O, that slut.

:UNFUNFUNF:

Don’t get me started on U. When U isn’t trying to F U in the A, it’s stealing you’s place in chatrooms and texting.

i dont use U or YOU i just insert soulja boy’s amazing song O=

Q makes me cry

dont be smack talkin Q!

Q is just proof of how gapping wide O is

O is heavily influenced by Q. No self-esteem whatsoever.

Q is the classiest letter, only appearing when it choose’s not like that commoner E

He’s hardly ever seen without U, though. I think that they’re both closet gay.

Q and A OTP.

Ask the people of Qatar.

no he just keeps U around to act as a meat sheild in case D tries to take his place

combine them with E,E and R and there’s a group act

You know what I dislike? X doesn’t get a lot of attention.

E and R will just fight. And then Q will come out as bi, suggest a fivesome, and get rejected by U.

All the jokes have become unfunny.

i refuse to let X have zylophone

Still unfunny.

i posted that at the same time you said unfunny… yet it still said you were the last to post in the thread lol

Let’s move on. New topic?

Raman, yay or nay?

nay, when i was on a limited budget i surved off instant ramen alone for two months. i have yet to be able to eat it again.

Raman, bleh

Nay.