Bittersweet Candy Bowl

because they hate black people.
why else?

*gasp!* Political incorrectness on this forum? Unheard of!

ur right.
i must be mistaken

Whoa! I never said anything about that. I hate Asians, but that’s because they are a different species.

You shouldn’t be sampling your own namesake this early Scotch.

i hate lizards.
they never do what i tell them to.

They have terrible hearing.

i was yelling very clearly.

In the end they’re only good for the oil.

@ *Ninja - Hey! It’s five o clock somewhere.

i only support getting drunk off ur ass if u need to so itwont hurt when they pull the bullet out of ur leg. or arm. or wherever it is

hitler actually only had on testicle

@Scotty: Great, now that song is stuck in my head…

@Kazi: Figures.

his other was shot off in WW1

You know who else only had one testicle? Jesus.

I had completely forgotten that was a song.

I once heard of a cook who had his taste buds shot off in the war.

i know.
i shot them off.

Generally speaking, religion jokes are just as funny as other jokes. But Scotch, that was just stupid by any standard. I am revoking your joking license.

I saw a guy lose his eleventh finger on a lathe. He was indifferent.

If you want to insult a practice, you compare it to Hitler. If you want to glorify a practice, you compare it to Jesus. I have never seen anyone use them together.

ninja is only saying that because he doesnt want people to know he bit off jesus ball.

I will find the six-fingered man, and when I do, I will say “I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”

@ Ninja: I disagree.

I think hitler hated himself and what he was.
He was a short, black haired, one nutted german muderer.
I think he hated that he was able to come into this world and he saw that the only way to stop it from happening again was to manipulate the gene pool.
The differance is that he, unlike everyone else, was able to do it because he saw himself in all the inperfections of other people.
It was gene pool suicide.

or maybe he was just a dick.

He was also a struggling artist. I’m surprised that they don’t commit genocide more often.

Meh, I liked Life of Brian better. It had more consistently funny parts than you could squeeze into an inflamed liver. There is no way that a single song could come that close (Except perhaps Sit on My Face).

and that was WHY he was a dick.
I never said hitler wasn’t a dick.
Hitler’s a dick.

Hitler was an idiot and a psychopath, but his friends were legendary evil geniuses.

It would take a phycopathic moron to wan’t to be the head of an opperation that was goin to kill millions.
It would also take one to lose track of the lines to indeviduality.
It would also take one to give speaches that move masses of people indirectly to the halocaust.

Yes, but this is old news.

Not quite: it took one psychopath, one nation with wounded pride and an entire army of opportunists.

I hate Hitler, but I hate even more how easily people were lead at that time. But what I hate even more is how generally crappy he was as a leader in the end. If we had gotten a better sociopath who didn’t want to kill anyone, we would all probably be comfortably enslaved right now.

No, that’s what it took for the holocaust to occur.
That’s not quite what were talking about but we’ve reached the end of our conversation anyway so go on.

The slut says moo

She will if I say “SAY MOO BITCH!”

We would stand a chance of surviving that war but only because there is the small chance that slaves would rather join us once they reach our border. The chances are we would all die or be slaves though.

Or at least a sociopath who knew enough to turn the Soviets and the Americans against each other. HINDSIGHT.

Speaking of Russia, Stalin had more people killed than Hitler and no one gives a damn just because he didn’t discriminate.

Backreading…

Great. Nazi’s again. Do we have to make a Nazi thread? Cause you seem to get around to nazis a lot.

It started with testicles.

Ah, testicles= nazis, it all makes sense. *note sarcasm*

“sigh” i would find this amusing but me and my brothers have already run this into the ground

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As for height i’m 6’ 2” and 125 pounds

I’m trying to explane hitlars link to almost everything.

Let’s talk about quilting! :}D

Hey, lark,do you have a chest indent?

Chest indent? What?

It somtimes happens in tall, thin people.
The soft cartlage part in the center of your rib cage could be indented.

Holy shit, Lark, you’re a stick! My fattest girlfriend weighed as much as you do! :.D
I mean, no offense.

Thin? Hahahahahah i’m far from thin, broud sholders, a desent set of muceles, and i’m slightly out of shape

My sholders have trouble fiting through most doors, i have to turn sidways