Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Goodbye. Parting is not necessarily sweet sorrow.

See ya later

right, why is nero now known as major tom?

We’ll (kinda) miss you Vincy. Have a good trip, see you next fall.
I have a thing for bad jokes, if yall haven’t figgered that out yet.

@Lark90: *heavy sigh*
@Jerk: See ya (fair warning, if you are gone for too long & if Lark keeps up with the bad joke you are in danger being replaced as prime target for my heavy sighs)

I will keep up with the bad jokes, i like them. So deal with it nameless.

Hmmmm….

If your going to be a downer nameless, then get out of my “sigh”t. Ok even i think that was bad, oh well.

Oh yay, creeper creeping up on me while I walked around at 10 o’clock to my dorm.

@Leaving a Comment:

That sucks, I’m sure you know how to defend yourself, but here is a combo for you:

If he grabs you from behind and eliminates usage of your arms (such as a sleeper hold), stomp his foot with your heel as hard as you can and repeatedly if need be; or headbutt backwards, the first is more preferable. Then combo with a open palm thrust upwards to their nose; a jab to the throat; or the classical nut shot.

Mace is effective, but only if it’s on hand, like a keychain fob.

I hope you don’t have to be put in that situation.

GA01: There was a movie about a spaceman named Major Tom, but I cannot for the life of me remember which one. Google, come to the rescue for these poor uninformed ones!

Naw I just took a self defense class a few days ago and I was on alert and all he did was ask if I had a cell phone, but I still didn’t want to be standing out there in the middle of the night while he “Made a phone call” so I said no and moved on but it was still creepy.

And the fact that literally a minute before I was joking with my friend that I could defend myself from people if they tried to attack me kinda struck me as funny. No more jokes for me.

That sounded like a way to remove your ability to call the police… I had a guy try that, but some people came around the corner and he took off.

I should have known you knew how to kick some A, afterall you do it here all the time. And you should joke about winning the lottery.

Nope, Murphy’s Law doesn’t work like that. Yeah like I said it was really sketch, but my parents have brained washed me to think that everyone is out to rape me so I wasn’t falling for it.

My god, I have played tetris so much, I’m waiting for the words I’m typing to fall into place.

You might enjoy Tuper Tario Tros on www.newgrounds.com. It’s Mario mixed with Tetris.

@Lark90’s last post about 3 hours ago:

Yay, shrooms!!!!

sounds like a Mario fansite… .

@Lacommie: What for of self defense did you take?

With this post I have officially joined the “Post on your fave webcomic’s forum while doing a test without getting cought”
an since yesterday I joined the I am in love club <3

we had a guy pull a six inch blade from his coat the other day when the security gaurd tried to stop him from shoplifting, apparently he got tackled by the both gaurds, sometimes liveing downtown can be annoying so i can sympathize with haveing to deal with the creeper like that, so many homeless people here just waiting for a chance/


oh look snow today Yay (or not i dont like cold) though it will proably melt as soon as it hits the ground because its not cold enough yet

@noir: Ah conrats on being in love, though be carefull, it makes people stupid

Good Morning everyone!

@Goldwulf: and that’s another reason I’m glad my parents moved out of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

@Noir: Good Luck with your love endeavors.

@Major Tom, Well it was a class centered around keeping guys off of you and girls from beating the crap out of you. So really just a self- defense class with no specific name, just what ever keeps the crazies away.

ah the ancient art of Ball-stomp Fu

Anyone ever seen The Onion Movie? Cock-Puncer time!

woke up on street corner earlier today.
dnt know what happened

This happened:

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/ watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=qX3SDG4vmvo

I woke up in the rafters of a country bar once. A bar, not a barn *_*

just got my wisdom teeth cut out, the knock out drugs were supposed to effect me for at least twelve hours yet it hasn’t been five and I’m no longer groggy, weird…

i feel stupid i fell in front of everyone cause the idiot of my friend saw me staring at the girl while walking he was like just talk to her and i was quite and then bang he tripped me :/
I feel this time in real love guys
thanks to everyone that wished me luck

Love, some people get it. Others, it’s a glove that just don’t fit it. But to me it’s a pain in the ass but i’m addicted to the taste of hopeing that it lasts.
Love is a great but terrable thing. Enjoy it Noir,enjoy the controled chaos, a wonderful feeling.

Love is the “trip” of a lifetime, Noir

OMFG LARK U THINK JUST LIKE ME
but thid time i actually feel i love her

Looks like three is the charm, mine is the third and by FAR the most healthy

You didn’t acknowledge my pun >:L

oh get over it ;P you’ll live

lol sammy sad

Ok, i’m wanting to know about the zodiacs of the forum lurkers. I’m a Gemeni myself. So yes, i’m a bit of a gossip whore. And i almost never stop talking.

*lurk*

LOL, ok ok you got me nara.

o.o;; *flees*

ROTFLMAO Oh thats good, funnyshit nara but realy what other zodiacs are out there. Please step forward.

rana ec so wuteyl cospum

sorry, i only speak english but i think i sould know that sign.

i only think one person on this forum knows that language so i dont expect anyone else to get it lol

Wait, i take that back, i speak geek quit well. but not your game lanuage, sorry. But what is your sign, pleassssssssssse

i am pisis

Thanks Noir

THE Zodiacal Sign of Gemini - The Twins commences on May 21st, but for seven days it does, not come into its full power until on or about May 28th.

From this date onwards it is in full strength until June 20th, and is then for seven days, gradually losing strength on account of becoming overlapped by the “cusp” of the incoming sign -Cancer.

The people who were born in this period are widely known for their dual personalities and ability to change mood from moment to moment. Although they hate to be tied down, they make lively, entertaining and romantic partners, even if they can be rather fickle if bored or unhappy.

The twin sides of their nature are perpetually pulling in opposite directions. Their brains are subtle and brilliant but they usually “lack continuity of purpose”.

Of all people they are the most difficult to understand; in temperament they are hot and cold almost at the same moment. They love with one side of their nature and they are often critical or dislike with the other people. Their sharp wit and excellent powers of observation make them a good raconteur, although they have a tendency to exaggerate which can cause trouble with their relationships.

Such people are usually excellent in diplomacy, and dazzle their listeners by, their wit and brilliancy, but they usually leave them no wiser than they were at the start.

It is difficult even for them to understand what they want to achieve. At heart they are ambitious for social position; but when obtained they have already tired of it, and are ready to go in for something else or for something totally opposite. Being natural communicators these people do not suffer fools gladly; so once they are attracted to people, they have to ensure that they are not dull or mundane. They will no doubt spending ages chatting to anyone about every subject under the sun, just to keep feeding their ever active and inquisitive mind.

If taken as they are, in their own moods, they are the most delightful people imaginable, but one must not attempt to hold them or to expect them to be constant to their ideas or plans.

They believe they are truthful, constant, faithful, and so they may be at the moment, but every moment to them has a separate existence.

These people have an ability to see quickly the weak points in those they meet, and can reduce all to nothing by wit, sarcasm, or mimicry.

Almost all of them are great talkers and usually very much in demand socially because they are so entertaining. Gemini is the life of the party.

They often succeed the best, as far as money is concerned, but their more suitable career is generally that which requires diplomacy, tact, and finesse. The representatives of lower types are unscrupulous in finance and untruthful. They often make successful gamblers and company promoters of “get-rich-quick” schemes.

Either type make hosts of friends and are kind-hearted and generous to the person who fills their thoughts at the moment, but “out of sight, out of mind” explains their fits of “forgetfulness” as nothing else can.

In all matters of affection they are human puzzles. They can love passionately and yet be inconstant at the same moment, and it is only their shield of diplomacy and exquisite tact that keeps them from often making a mess of their lives.

Sorry, wall of words, but htis is a good if not completly accuret depiction of me.