Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Well I’m going off to plaster Justin Beiber posters all over they guy’s dorms.

Have fun.

Let the tortured screams ring through campus.

I have to coordinate about seventy snivelling little kids to act in a bizarre reproduction of Dante’s Inferno. Half of them started crying when it got to the bit with the fire. Why the hell the had to choose Dante’s Inferno is beyond me.

Ok, so, who is Justin Beiber, exactly?

One of those younger “boy toys” that phase in and out that are designed to attract pre-teen girls through looks and low quality music.

@(Nero)

How do you guys fight off muscle atrophy and the deteriation of bone structure from the zero gravity conditions up there?

There is now a Justin Beiber poster hanging in the Laundry room. I giggle when ever I walk by.

Congrats on a job well done.

Lacommie, you are an inhumane monster T_T

Yesssss commie, they must suffer. Put up more.

I am back. From my road trip.

The sound of women talking to each other still rings in my ear drums like nails on a chalk board. I try covering my head with a pillow to drown them out, but they pierce straight through the fabric.

I should have held it over my mouth instead. >8[

I know the feeling

I happily do not.

two older sister, i know the feeling well jerk, mindless chattering hens

and welcome back

Yes, welcome back.

And a Good Afternoon to everyone.

Good Morning. 04:14AM T_T Why I am still up is beyond me…

It’s 12:44 pm here, so good afternoon

ah your an hour ahead of me Lark, only 11:48 here

Sammy: unless you work nights, go to bed

Meh, i slept in till half one this afternoon, so hey

@Sammy:

Go to bed before you get yourself sick.

Welcome back Vincy boy. 1:50 PM where i’m at.

and dark is one hour ahead of me.

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME BAWWWWWW

*Shrugs*

It’s your funeral.

*Goes back to work.*

@Lark90 How did you know that I Dark am in control? @Sammy Stop whining, your just cranky cause you missed your nap.

I am going to have the theme to Elfen Lied playing at my funeral… and “Highway to hell” playing out of the hearse.

I feel like watching “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”

I wonder why.

Everyone (10-20 people) dances to the Time Warp when I occasionally play it during construction labs.

The Time Warp is a dance that never gets old.

Where you off saving the world again, or is that something you are leaving to ILB?

I’m here.

I was off saving my own ass from my sensei’s brutal homework load. Saving the world is second on my list of priorities.

Because if he doesn’t do his homework, his sensei will do his buttocks. Thus: “saving his own ass.” :B

Actually, having him do my buttocks would be preferable to what he would do to me if I turned in his homework even a minute late.

You can recover from rape, sorta.

You can never recover from a slow and painful existence that teeters tantalizingly close to death.

So Jerk… how is she?

@Ninja:

Yes the world must continue to exist as a swirling clusterfuck for a while longer, for we are all busy and must focus on the daily bs that slowly chokes away our lives.

@DritchJaul:

Sup?

@(Jerk):

It happens every now and then.

*Notices (Concerned) Post*

Johnny, you don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to…

The Random Chat folks as characters from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Who is who?

He also doesn’t have to talk about it if he’s not online at the moment.

This is weird…

Jerk is Frank-N-Furter

Kaxbe is Brad

La Commie is Janet

ILB is Columbia, I guess…

Sean is Riff-Raff

Goldwulf is Eddie

*Ninja is the Criminologist

Who will be Rocky?

Noir? Pronkat? No…


Toasty!!!!

Toasty never comes in here anymore, though.

Then why don’t you contribute something!!!!!!

My parents actually worked with the actor that played Riff-Raff back when they were undergraduates.

Wow, that’s cool, Sean!

And ninja, who here has a six pack or better? That is a crucial detail.

Why else do you think I chose you for the part?

I’m already the Criminologist.

Who else frequents these forums who might fit the part?