Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Lark is breaking the first rule of the interwebs!!!

Or not. Death by booby-trapped bathroom is pretty embarrassing.

Okay, Commie. I just joke about that stuff, you know? Yes, I drink on occasion but I’ve only had a hangover once because I’m responsible about it. I also smoke cigarettes but I do it so rarely that I go through less than one pack a year.

And I’ve never used more than three sedatives at once.

Because too much will cause me to lose bowel control. :|

But if they have to respect your wish to decline the offer. It’s not cool to push people into stuff like that.

Don’t worry Commi, just remember that we’re here and should you ask we’ll help kick some ass.

Oh they aren’t going to pressure me into it, I’ve dealt with shit like this for going on 8 years now, they aren’t breaking me now. But it still sucks besides, if they are going to push drugs on me I have to right to preach to them. Religion minor is going to come in handy after all!

Religion for Miners TEEHEE

Drinking for me is only when i’v had a REALY bad day and i’s only a shot or two of jack. Smoking, hell no. my family does it and i’v seen the efects. Drugs to. I’v seen first hand the damage it can cause.

As for the interweb rule, fuck it, when i’m bord i like to do things and here in dallas i’v got no one at the moment to hang out with. My girls in Tyler.

Plus, i want to bug Vincy in person.

Maybe I can go to Chili and help out…

Does anyone have a particularly corrosive agent that they would like to lend be for a toilet-bowl trap?

Come on Commi, no wimpin out on us, you hear. just kick their asses, thats my method, of couse it may be flawed

I’m a baby though, I would rather just insult them.

Especially if the ass you kick is actually a cleverly disguised IED….

I’v got some boric acid at my fathers shop. Shit burns. i regret geting just a little on my hand one

Too wimpy. I’d use sulfuric acid, but the smell would give it away.

@ninja
Sounds like a high stakes russion roulet, I’m in

Hahaha, someone who knows the geography. My ex-gf lived outside of Tyler and my ex-fiancee lived in Waxahachie. Sounds like a pain in the ass drive to get to her.

LaComi that’s what my sister does but you’d be better at it than her because she’s a humorless pompous bitch and you are awesome.

Ninja: DRY ICE + SALT.

If you play Russian roulette with a fully-loaded revolver, then yes, it is like that.

Try the park in Kansas City.

I’m tempted to use white phosphorous, but it’s hard to acquire in significant quantities.

only an hour and a little But it worth it by FAR, trust me. So Vincy, you wanna meet or is the silance a no?

DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

I peirced my own toung, gambling agenst my odds is what i enjoy. Makes things interesting and not boreing

What’s wrong Commie?!

What is it Commi?

There would be no odds, just death.

Leaving, what’s wrong?

At the first sign of trouble the lurkers show up

FUCK! I made two damned right wings for this stupid doll instead of a left and a right. Now it looks retarded. DAMN IT!

@ Lark: Not immediately, but I’d have an open mind to it as soon as I get all this grad school shit done.

@ Commie: ?

Just death yes but whos, is my question

A wild Lighter appeared!

…That sucks. I feel so sorry for you LaC…

Lark, there is no question. You would die. Period. But scaling random buildings just for the hell of it, now that is tempting death AND fun.

Is it wrong to worry Lark?

I think he is concerned that your actions might be rather presumptuous. :/

How long that gonna take Vincy? Need to make shure not to plan anything then.

@Commi
I do a little sowing and your right, thats hell.

It’s cause I insist on doing it all by hand, it’s getting fucking ridicules now.

Damn, i make a joke and evey one thinks im serios. I think i’ll put my jokes in () with the word joke by it so on one gets confused

Well, you know, don’t put your life on hold or anything. I’ll let you know in advance when I’m free. I know you’ve got work and shit.

But by hand sowing is funner then with a machine, more personal to

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I responded to every one of your jokes with one of my own. Didn’t you notice?

Looks better for me too, just slower and makes me angry.

As a gemini, i keep moving so don’t worry about that Vincy. I’m just lookin for people to hang with and keep intertained

It’s like making a comic: It takes forever, is insanely hard, and no matter how many times someone tells you it looks good, you can’t help but notice all those little mistakes that you made.

For people like Dark up there, that think i’m being a dick in the wrong times

Aren’t you always, Lark?

Onec hand sowed a life sized doll/dummy, took 2 hours to put him together, took 5 minutes to cut him to shreds (used a very dull sword)

Not always, just most of the time

It was so worth the 2 hours though. I found out you can put a LOT behind a claymore swing

This is a present though so I want it to be perfect.

May the Lord of Sewing aid you in your quest then. Perfection can be your goal, but it shall never be attained.

But perfection is in the eye of the beholder so it is a reachable goal

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and is hence relative. But perfection is an absolute standard, and cannot be attained.