Bittersweet Candy Bowl

thats how babies are made.
when the forklift enters the room, it turns into a baby.

That was sarcastic drax!!! *pulls out m4* stay the F*** away!! *turns safety off*

Pegging if it’s a dude, Lesbians if it’s a chick.

I convinced a girl who enjoyed anal to try sex while the guy wore a smaller dildo above his penis.

@Auntie Comi I gots a? can u make the 1st motion again?

@ES: That’s called “Wearing the pants for one night.”

And no my nephew, I can and will not.

@HB Tis why i said pretends

Where’s David when we need him? This would be a perfect AWKWARD!!! Moment.

we are awesomely fucked up in the head.

he’s out stalking

If I asked LaComi anything else I’m pretty sure it’d violate my monogamy clause with Jessie. :|

hmmmmmmmmmm
perhaps i could use wind power…………….

@Auntie where do babies come from?

sorry, wrong internet window.

That’s nice Jerk, and I can be in your harem for five more years.

*Walks into the “right?” classroom*.

Ok then…

@(Jerk): Does that mean things worked out? *Points at discussion from a few nights ago*

What. A. Mess.

Well Draixen honey, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, or are very drunk, or are to stupid to use birth control or the mommy gets raped, they make “cupcakes” and babies are born.

@Auntie are they vanilla or chocolate cupcakes?

Both, and sometimes they are marble, red velvet, or yellow cake cupcakes.

LaComi should be a sex ed teacher professionally.

Yeah, things are okay between me and Jessie I’m just a moron.

@Auntie oh yay! I wanna go make cupcakes now Can i do it alone?

Oh goody good good Jerk!

Yeah but they’ll be really creamy Honey.

@Auntie is that bad D:? i like a lot of icing though

@Vincero: That’s good to hear.

Well then deary, you won’t have to worry about babies.

@Auntie oh, that’s good. babies don’t go with cupcakes. they make a mess. another ?… what’s rape?_?

You do have to worry about lasers, though.

Unwanted hugs.

From yours truly?

And how’s that Alice in Wonderland BCB Genderbent thing coming along?

@Auntie oh wow! I rape people every day! Thanks Auntie! *rapes*

But I love hugs!! As so, it’s what your soon-to-be-uncle Gabe does to you when you stay the night.

And the Abbey in Wonderland will come soonish, I would like to get more Chapies of the first MMG out first though.

*gives Draixen a funny look before slicing him in half*

I assume you completely forgot about the Forumite MMG?

@Kaxbe DDDD8 wait….soon to be uncle?

Yes, Drakes, Ninja and I have only five years to stop the wedding with Gabe’s death. After which we have to kill each other.

oh noes D:

well, he can’t be worse than uncle dj

Hey don’t kill my fiance!! He’s pregnant with my emo child! And I wasn’t in charge of the Forumite MMG.

You guys really shouldn’t be playing these tricks on a simple-minded person like Draixen. It’s like kicking puppies, or running over kittens with a scooter, or calling Jerk a gentleman.

I never claimed you were in charge of it, only that you forgot about it.

I’m a gentleman to Jessie until she doesn’t want me to be one. BOW WOW CHIKKA MOW MOW.

woah, woah, woah… jerk is a gentleman

Jerk is a Gentleman, then he kicks you in the balls and steals your girlfriend with a smirk.

D:

Jerk, you just killed a kitten.

Draixen, it might be better if you didn’t talk, because you too just killed a kitten.

And you did too LaC.

no, i’m sleep foruming again…on a skool night…

Are we by chance related?

Hey, I haven’t touched myself in forty-eight hours.

And my ball-kicking and girlfriend-stealing days are over.