Bittersweet Candy Bowl

Also 1500th post, I know this is a double post, but fuck you all, I steal it!

Oh? Who did you steal it from, if I may be as bold as to ask? ^_^

Dunno, whoever else was going to get it. You I guess

Oh no, I could not care much less about milestones like that. So if I was the alternative, then this was not theft, but gift. ^_^

You and your perpetual happiness ILB, you ruined a perfectly good asshole mood.

Glad to hear it. ^_^

Why so preoccupied with gets?

@ ^ The dick hat phenomena

@Everyone else:

Greetings from the catwalks 175 feet up in the air.

Greetings back at you. Should I holler them? ^_^

WHAT?



No, you are good.

Good to hear. ^_^

I love you, Jerk.

See, you are my friend, Susan. And I want to share you with my other friends because I know that all these people I love would love you too. We’re like a family in here.

*group hug*

Coming from anybody else, I’d think that was sardonic.

I have a family at last My dorm-mate walked out on me this afty… so my gf will take his place

@Jerk: Rape Cat wasn’t from Maraschino(or however-you-spell-it), but from an unnamed town from Confrontation, where the gang got lost, and Mike got drunk or liqour chocolates. Sorry, but faulty intel bugs me. Probably a USAF/astronaut thing.
@Susan: Welcome. Glad you could join us. I am typing to you from many miles above the atmosphere. How exciting!
@Sammy: Sorry about your roomate, but it’ll be nice to have your girl nearby. Lucky bastard.

*random*
Just watched “The Cat Returns.” Don’t know if anyone’s said this already/before, but prince lune looks a bit like Mike, and Yuki looks exactly like Lucy, ribbon and all!

Yup, we had an entire forum devoted to it at one point.

Yeah, rather have her than that dick I just realised he nicked $60 out of my wallet, and also took my beloved iPod 3rd gen :’(

^^Ah, so you did.

Jerk is just a
SWEET TRANSVESTITE

hi all

i thought so!

salut noir!
parle vous francais?

I just noticed the little thumb of Lucy at the top of the forum page… I D’AWWED for about 10 minutes

Obsessed with that ukulele song at the end of aforementioned movie. Must learn it.

eat a uke;ele

I AM RANDOMLY ENTERING THIS THREAD BECAUSE THIS IS MY FIRST
ENTRY HERE…

I really missed out :S

Soooooooooooooooo Hello everyone.

If you want me to leave…….you must punch twenty babies in the face and Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick ten more.

But if you dont care if i stay repeat the below phrase in parentheses:

( … )

what if i was going to punch and roundhouse kick babies anyway, but dont care if you stay?

I choose neither. I want you to stay!

maybe we should drown some puppies to show that he can stay?

We should ignite a pile of fireworks in his bathroom to let him know!

LETS DROWN PUPPIES IN HIS BATHTUB WITH THE FIREWORKS IN HIS SINK AND TOILET!!!!

@ Susan: I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay
I work all night and I sleep all day

i was a lumberjack for a week once!
but it sucked. we just used chainsaws. no axes.

Mounties: Oh he’s a lumberjack and he’s OK.
He works all night and he sleeps all day.

I like friends
Thanks friends

your welcome friend!
unless you support dictators.
if you do, i may kill you.
but i doubt you do
SKREAGHREK

He is absolutely serious about that.

yup!

KIMMY`S OUT OF POWER NOW!

i know, i still may hafta kill the new guy, and im gonna kill kimmy anyway, but it IS good news!

And now his congealed semen is taking his place.
Second verse, same as the first.

…
dictators
…
DEATH TO HITLER AND CASTRO!!

or torture
or throwing into a pit of kittens
or worse… DOUBLE BITCH SLAP WOOOOOOOOOO!!

dotzrus may i call u dotz
hi dotz how r u, u seem cool

I am really really drunk and mildly depressed.

y jerk

Life sucks then you die.

That is unfortunate. ^_^

I just realised today that our body is nothing more than a series of chemical reactions reacting to electrical stimulus..

McCain moment ( ■_■ )

Jerk, don’t worry.

There’s a liiiiiiiiiiight over at the Frankenstein place

There’s a liiiiiiiiiiiight burning in the fire place

There’s a light, light in the darkness of everbody’s life