Bittersweet Candy Bowl

But not your kitten killing days.

Of course not.

ok, so what have i learned 2day? how to make babies, what rape is, jerk is awesome and horrible, auntie comi is a great sex ed teacher, gabe is gonna be a new unc, jerk is goin good with his woman, and i need to stop sleep foruming. G’night fellow forumites!

*Salutes Draixen*

*Tucks Draixen in.* Good night Sweetie.

You’re like the creepy mother he never had.

Uncle Gabe will be in shortly. *tosses a beer to LaComi and one to a shadow where Ninja might be*

*Throws it back and demands high quality vodka.*

*pours a shot of high quality vodka and throws it at the shadow*

That’s a bad shadow. You ask nicely or you stay sober.

*Grabs Beer* Ahh nothing like a cool one to end the day. I should probibly check on my other kids now…

Hey! Why don’t I get some!

*Drinks the vodka.*

@Auntie thanks auntie, can you lock kaxbe out of the room?

You’re a Ninja. You have to stay sober.

@ Drakes: YOU DON’T GET THAT OPTION, BOY

You can’t merely lock me out.

Shit.

…Kaxbe?

Hi Gabby! Stop raping your future Nephew.

oh god, it’s gonna be a rufffff night -_______-

Cream is going to go everywhere.

Man, the longer I’m away from this place, the crazier you guys get. And The longer I’m here, the crazier you guys get.


I get the feeling that I’m the constant in this unbalanced equation…

but, i don’t have enough cupcake mix

He’s gonna fill you up, boy.

Hahahaha oh man you guys

Oh God Abbey in Wonderland…ahaha do you guys want to read what I have of the first chapter so far?

Well whether you wanted it or not, ere ya go.


Abbey was beginning to getting very tired of sitting by his sister on the bank, and having nothing to do. She was currently flipping through a book, waiting for her friend Justin to show up so they could go play, leaving Abbey alone and bored. He sighed as he picked up a small stone, rolled it in his hand a moment, and then threw it in a large arc into the river. He wrapped his arms around his legs and sighed again as Molly looked up from her book and put her hands on her hips.

“If you don’t want to stay,” She said tartly, “You don’t have to. I’m a big girl and can take care of myself now.” Abbey sighed and shook his head.

“I just wouldn’t feel right leaving you here by yourself.” Abbey stated as he picked up another rock and looked at it a moment. Molly huffed and crossed her arms while looking to the side. As she did, however, she noticed a pair of small white ears cresting the top of the hill. After a few moments, a pair of goggles joined then. She smiled happily as she jumped up and began shouting.

“Justin! Juuuustine!” She yelled as she turned to Abbey and stated. “Well now you can leave.” Abbey sighed again as he turned towards the object of Molly’s yelling and gave the small white dog a wave.

“Alright, alright.” Abbey said as he turned back towards the river and pulled his arm back to launch the stone from his hand. It sailed through the air and he watched its decent. “I’ll be going now-” He stopped mid-sentence as he noticed a movement of white in the bushes. He quickly jumped to his feet and squinted his eyes. He though he might see the tip of a ear.. “Molly did you see-” He started again, just to turn around and see Molly had already run off to meet Justin. He sighed angrily. There was no way he was going to leave Molly and Justin here without finding out who the white person was.

He dashed to the river bank and quickly hopped across the few stepping stones to get to the other side. Once there he rushed through the bushes and pushed limbs to the side. He stopped a moment and used his large ears to listen for any movement. It was just a moment before a twig snapped and there was the sound of feet quickly moving over leaves. Abbey darted after the sound, pushing limbs this way and that, swerving past tree trunks and jumping over bushes. Suddenly he stopped in the middle of a small clearing and looked around, his ears picked up a small rustling sound to his right and he slowly backed towards it while trying to look confused. Once he was near the spot he heard the sound, he turned on his heel and pushed the leaves back just to be greeted by Lucy’s face.

With a startled yelp, he fell backwards and scrambled back to his feet. Lucy looked shocked for a moment before disappearing back into the underbrush. Abbey dusted himself off in confusion, What was Lucy doing out here?

“Lucy?” Abbey called confused, “Lucy!” He quickly followed her to try to figure out what in the world she was doing out here. He returned to his previous actions and tried to follow the white blur. She was faster than he expected, and there was something off about her. For one she seemed to be fully clothed and her ears seemed odd, almost like they were longer than normal… He came upon a second clearing and as Abbey busted through into the small circle, he got his first good look at Lucy. She was sporting gray and maroon boots, a berry colored skirt, a gray vest with maroon accents over a light pink, long sleeved, collared shirt with an unnecessarily large pink bowtie. She was currently looking at a gold pocket watch connected to her vest pocket by a pink ribbon, muttering something about “Being late.” when she looked up and noticed Abbey standing there and jumped back. But this odd outfit was not what grabbed Abbey’s attention, on “Lucy’s” head were two very large ears, they almost looked like…

“Lucy” suddenly jumped into the bush she was standing beside and disappeared from view as Abbey stood there in shock. Slowly and with shaking legs he crossed the clearing, approached the bush and lowered himself to ground level as he peered underneath it.

“Lucy?” He called softly as he crept closer to the bush. “Lucy.” He whispered harshly, as he moved the bush limbs aside and saw…Nothing. She was gone, vanished into thin air. Abbey let out a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding as he tried to figure what in the world was going on. He looked around a moment before his eyes settled on a large black hole in the ground partially covered by leaves. He crept towards it slowly and hesitated a moment with his hands resting on the edge.

“It is a very bad idea to stick you head down holes you don’t know where they lead.” he suddenly stated to no one. He must have imagined seeing Lucy here, yes he was just tired that‘s all. He chuckled softly to himself as he leaned on his hands. Well this would be an interesting story to tell at school tomorrow-

He was still laughing softly as the dirt gave out from under him and he slipped forward and down into the rabbit hole.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don’t do anything at all

Mike as the caterpillar will be far to fun to write~

hhhhheeeeeeeeeee <3

I’m more excited about AbbeyxAutumn coming up <3

I haven’t had a bedtime story in years…

Looks like you have another awesome story in the works. *Thumbs up*

And on that note I’m off to bed, so that I may be done with the flu…

Take care everyone.

Very good first draft. But I expect marked improvement by publishing time.

I go to sleep and all this happens, huh. oh well off to work

Oh but of course, this is a crack baby in the works. Crack being the emphasis word there.

If it’s more crack than baby it’s called a “harlequin fetus.”

what if it’s made of sticks.?

Commie writing that makes me want to write a BCB cast version of “The Phantom Tollbooth”.

And just what is that suppose to mean Gabe?

I remember that book. It would be a rather interesting choice to BCBify though.

BCB version of “Amistad.”

being an outsider has its drawbacks

for example:
being entirely random because i really dont pay attention because i dont care
self induced depressions
an ever-expanding hate list
for some reason no one likes you

but its cool because you hated them since you first saw them

and also you tend to be shunned by every forum and chat room, as well as society in general, because most of those people are American and just cant be bothered to deal with a problem just to ignore it or destroy it. If not, its just because i already expressed by dislike of them and they dont like it.

anyone ever heard the concept of venting? cuz its what im doing, and i do it here because in reality: NO ONE CARES. not even enough to listen

the point is: yeah i resent a lot of you people. if you dont like it, ignoring it isnt the solution, as many great leaders will tell you. ignoring a problem makes it worse.

so thanks. thanks for the great start to year 11 this year. depression reeeeeally helps.

Chaz, the people in this thread tried a vast multitude of times to address and help with whatever problem you had, and it was you who kept turning them down and then continued to carry on about said problem… Almost everyone in the Random Chat thread is willing to help you, but when you constantly refuse their help and then complain about them not caring, it is insulting and annoying. Either let us address the issue or seek a therapist, because the only person ignoring the problem right now is you. It’s not that we don’t understand where you are coming from; most of us here have had bouts of depression or been bullied, or lost their close friends and even suffered through worse things than that. I’m not trying to put you down, but you need to understand how you are coming across to the few people who actually care about their fellow man.

ever occur to you that not everyone appreciates the whole: “oh dear whats the matter do you need a hug?” approach. No, i learned the hard way that i am never to trust people like that. Plus, your prety much all American, since when have you really solved a problem effectively?

i still see terrorists

God damn it, Chaz. I have kept my mouth shut all morning but you have played the victim in EVERY FUCKING THREAD. I am tired of this because it’s the same thing all the time. If we’re all so much of a problem, why the fuck do you keep coming here?

ok, now that the fullmetal was banned i’ll tell you why i say these things

I hate Taeshi, suitcate and just about all of you

you’re all like the people at school: always blissfully unaware of that little group of people who generally stay well away from you.

we do that because we are scared. not of you so much, but of us. We’re scared that we will turn into you: a fate we consider worse than death

think wrongly of us, look down on us, torment us as you always have. We’re perfectly happy to do what we always do as revenge

annoy the crap out of every stupid one of you!

Suitcase, I could hug you. :|

Yay Crap.

Now, i have Chaz tears, the bet starts at $10, who gives me $15? over here over there, who gives more?!!

Lol

what the cock was all that about?

he is gone, that is good, not as good as pie but still good

i avoided conversating with him from the beggining because i did not want emoherpes