Bittersweet Candy Bowl

This throws my entire perception of reality into question.

I ʇnɹu ʎon qɐɔʞʍɐɹps ɐup ndsıpǝ poʍu˙

In other news, Paul the [psychic] Octopus died just yesterday.

why sammy?

oh, hi dr klaus!

?wen s’tahw .olleh

I know.
On another note, anyone for calamari?

You are possibly the dumbest person I have ever seen, Dirt. If you are as old as I think you are, tell your parents to take your internet privileges away. If you are older than that, roll up a newspaper and hit yourself with it whenever you talk or you’ll never learn not to be a dumbass.

^^^
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YES!

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why? he just put up some odd text.

I’m back for another little round of random chatting!

!iramalac evol I

.kcab emocleW :tide

d: ¡ɥɔʇıq ‘pǝddn-ǝuo

.gnitsoP dna scitamehtaM :gniksatitluM

@Icarus I’m getting boxes in place of several of your letters.

.meht gnirorrim fo daetsni srettel eht gnisrever tsuj ot gnikcits m’i yhw si hcihw ,sretcarahc laiceps era srettel eht fo emos ,haeY

radar

anybody gonna shair the secret or not?
siht neam t’nod dna

?tahw fo terceS

How to put your penis in a woman:

1. Sneak up on her.

right then.
@ both of the above

@sualK .rD .pleh eht rof sknahT

danmit! It’s getting hard to read normal letters!
Your infecting me with that dislexia

!eitnu ,dlrow eht fo scixelsyD

.emordnilap a si loL

fan tastic. now lets talk in texting and dyslexic at the same time!

.taes teliot a morf aixelsyd thguac uoy, oN

?OGEL


\/ ?hatw

SOSYA U4? GMO

where did that head come from?
use its keyword leaters.
: D
put them in reverse

^^ .snaem ti tahw dnatsrednu t’nod I

?tuoba klat ot tnaw kreJ seod tahW

aaaaawwww. Something went wrong and now I can’t see any comic pages.

yhtapmys/

prowV
Vworp
twas getting tedious. What shall we do now?

@Klaus Have you heard of Leet Speak?

Heard of, but unclear as to concept. Elaborate.

@Klaus Leet Speak is a awful form of typing: Th4t l00ks lik3 this d00d. Ugh I hate that.

OMG D: ?4U AYSOS
there. now it is straight forward.
and rude

Ah, yes, I reckognize that. I detest people who do that. It’s like people try to do texting shorthand but end up overcomplicating things in an effort to make themselves appear better than the rest. Can’t people just talk normally?

I’ve actually met a few people who do that in real life. As in, literally when they speak.

edit: AYSOS? what? what does that have to do with LEGO?

Leet Skeak is normally used by noobs to SEEM cool when they are not.

@Dr. Klaus
How is that even possible?

that is kind of the point I’m making but I’m applying it to the backward thing too.
Google it.

they find ways. Some even say the letters aloud. Drives me nuts, trying to figure what they’re talking about, then realising what they’re doing, then evaluating the content of what they were trying to say and discovering it was worthless.

I know what AYSOS means. Why must people keep shortening everything? There is a beauty in a successfully applied vocabulary that is rivaled by few.

I was making it overly complicated in the hopes of frustrating everyone into talking normaly.
I never mentioned legos

LEGO is never plural, to be grammatically correct. It should be LEGO bricks, or the LEGO system of play, etc. And it’s never lowercase. But I’m just geeking out.

I’ve been wondering, what does 01-10010-1011 actually mean, if anything?

Well night everybody. Don’t kill anyone except Magical box of dirt. Sorry if I somehow ticked someone off here.
EDIT: Also did you know that there’s a LEGO mmo called Lego Universe?
EDIT: Huh? Sorry! Somehow put the same edit twice!

Night.

(sneaks off with knife)

I have a dog. It is very loyal. you wouldn’t hurt the poor doggy would you?

I hate dogs. They will not be able to save you, nor anyone else on my stabby list.

*Unfurls 50-foot long piece of paper*

Childhood trauma: Dogs jumped me, now I hate them. There are three which I tolerate because they are small and quiet and they belong to my best friends. Other than that…

the three pain in the ass cats arnt gona help. They wil just eat me wene the dog get around to opening a hole in me for sustanence or just rooting around in the hole you made.

I had a girlfriend whose brother got mauled by their dog.

In the dog’s defense, it’s because he kept putting a stick in its butthole.

you shouldent stab people.
kid learned his lesson i guess

What about carving, chopping, cleaving, clipping, cutting, jabbing, shanking, slicing, spearing, sticking, or wounding?

@Jerk — Why is it always buttholes with you? Not that it’s bad, but just out of curiosity?

No
How the “new guy” feels
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