Bittersweet Candy Bowl

“far too seriously”

oh thank god

That’s kind of the point. I can cause insanity just by typing.

I can read, i just don’t wanna start nothing with him. I’ll lose the little sanity i have left and quit a few brain cells to top it off

I am torn between actually doing something to help you (either by finding a way to make Mr. Dirt more acceptable to you or killing one or the other of you) or just correcting your spelling without offering any advice.

You forgot the “e” in “quite”.

ahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You were complaining about my spelling
Your not to torn are you.

*The Ninja leaned back in his seat, gazing triumphantly at the assortment of “a”s and “h”s meant to convey Dirt’s laughter over the silence of the forum. He idly wondered why it was so easy to make people cry, so easy to cause pain, so easy to kill, but so difficult to make people laugh. He was getting better at it, but he still had much work to do before he would be able to perfect his comedian disguise. He had only a few months to put the finishing touches on his act. “Plenty of time,” he whispered to himself.*

I don’t believe that we have been Properly introduced, Mr. Dirt. My name is *Ninja. I appear in many guises on these forums on a very erratic basis. My work keeps me from having a more regular posting schedule.

I enjoy having him around, Even though he trys to disect me most the time

Hmm…

You seem to be to be a bit on the heartless side, Lark. I’m going to have to recommend a transplant. I have a few slightly used hearts in the fridge. I hope they don’t have freezer burn…

lol,ok thats funny Ninja, anyways i like my heart rare, not frozen

Ffffuuuuuuuuuu

A giant fish, perfect for all you commedy needs.
quit yo rage’n

Well * a few months may be all you need. That got me to crack a smile.

Dirt, hell no

Why? He has only a few months to put the finishing touches on his act and a giant fish will help on his comidy jouny

^^^^^^Yessssss, Yessss!
brilliant!

Thats pretty funny to, that got a snicker out of me.

Also: I’m going to bed now

oh yeah, by the way, that was a rip off.
I’m fine with it.

I think I have a use for it.

I

am so filled with win right now.

suck it lark90

Behold the awesomeness that is *Ninja.


Your mileage may vary.

This is the first time i’v had to say this and i hope it’s the last.

” i so hate you right now Ninja”

i use to have some respect for you man

your just mad because you’ve labled me as an enamy.
so when anyone does anything that is good towrd me they are betraying you.
embrace me my freind. for I am actualy just a little funny.

How could you say something like that? What have I done to deserve such ire? Have I betrayed your position to the legions of people who would like to kill you? No? Hmmm… Did I insult you, your family or your girlfriend? No? Whatever could make you say such a thing, Lark? I really must know!

I just told you.

You betrayed me to Dirt

I am not the enemy.
I am not of the legions of people who would like to kill you.
I have never mentioned your loved ones.
all I did was act stupid a little.

come,
let us skip away to the medow of sunsets whilst holding hands and singing a merry tune.

Read the name I posted under. Now read it again.
Look at the replies you posted. Look at the name.

Can you tell me what you did wrong?

A Little????/ Try Much and i don’t skip

I don’t read your names Ninja, i just reply. Makes things more interesting

Before egotistical ninga I was professing my joy that the fish had actualy been of use in your journy of comedy.
made me feel fuzzly inside.

The answer is simple; I was being sarcastic, but you took me seriously. This is one of the few things that mildly annoys me. It also make you look rather silly.

BTW, I didn’t betray you, I just took the opportunity to have a bit of fun. If I had betrayed you, you wouldn’t know about it until there was a knife sticking out of your chest.

Just because i don’t use the “Sarcastic” tag on my name dosn’t mean i’m serious, infact most of the time i’m as far from serious as you can get.

I told you, i Don’t Skip

He felt as if there was a knife sticking out of his chest.
That is how much hate he has.
now
let us all skip away to the medow of sunsets whilst holding hands and singing a merry tune.
fine
let us drive to a consert where we will lay back on a towl and rock our cares away

Too late, I burned them down. Sorry!



@Lark: I know, but you were taking me seriously then. I am forced to add the sarcastic tag because I use sarcasm far more than is probably healthy. Like now.

what didn’t you burn down hypotheticaly?

As i said before, I don’t take much seriously, computers just suck at convaying emotion. I was just making (what i thought) amusing coments for the situation

@Dirt: Practically nothing.

@Lark: You’re doing it again!

so then how do you actually feel?
Also I made an edit above.
Is that better?

where getting into triple negative hypothetcals here.
That would meen you burnt down everything.

How do i feel?
A mild dislike of you, only you can change that
But for the most part, mildly amused

No, only you can chainge that.

Yes, but there is also the irony of hypothetically and practically added into the mix.

So suffice to say the whole conversation has reached an appropriate level of silliness.

Do you have any brothers, Lark?

an inapropriat levle of silliness.
the talk of an imaginary meddow must now be replaced with a rock consert

No dirt, only you and your actions can change my opinions

Yes Ninja, Two younger ones

My actions can never chainge your opinion if you don’t want to chainge.
If you wanted to find the things that have happend funny you wouldn’t have replyed
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
to the pic of the fish.



to late, cant edit that.

Then you should have learned to ignore annoyances by now.

Dirt, I am going to have to make a concerted effort not to correct your spelling of “consert”.

Thers a differance from wanting no contact and wanting to be amused. I get on here to amuse myself, so in a sence, i make my own problems

You reap what you sow. And all that…

I guess all I can say is stop complaining so other people won’t have to deal with it. Kinda cold, but there’s not a lot more I can do without violence.

Oh well, I’m off to work now. Bye.

thats close enough to a truse for me.
now who’s going to that consert?
the band has leaned to play so that everyone hears only their favorite music at the same time.