Bittersweet Candy Bowl

@Lark Yes I do. I’ve seen the one that wasn’t ultimate, part of the ultimate, but none of the manga.
@(Jerk) Stop living up to your name.

Read the Manga It’s much better. But the anime you saw has next to nothing to do with the Manga

It’s a scene from the Hellsing OVA you miserable stump. He shoves her gun barrel into her chest while she moans and squirms.

They are both funny and disturbing, but neither of them rival Elfen Lied for violence, nudity and child pr0nz.

And then he rips her apart with tentacle arms

Berserk manga: violence, nudity and also child pr0nz.

I’v only got to read Berzerk 1 and 2

Did somebody order the badass sandwich?

Yay, Thanks Vincy!

You’re in for a treat. That manga is the gift that keeps punching you in the face with its own awesomeness.

Seriously: if Shakespeare wrote a manga and weren’t a poofter, he would’ve written Berserk.

SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lucy is the flipside of a coin of which good and evil are but one side. She just kills for the sake of killing.
Which is what makes her so freakin badass

I now think you are AWESOME Vincero! Hellsing, Full Metal Alcamist, One Piece and more in one site! *Kneels before Vincero’s glory then runs off to read. Really.*

Oh yes. Just, you know, watch out. They’re all fan translations, and sometimes the sites get taken down? Also, if a publishing company finds out about it and/or licenses a manga, they have to take that whole manga down. (I just lost D. Gray Man a couple months ago to this).

I’m keeping my mouth shut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGmh4C-JOk

That is all.

D. Gray Man was alright as an Anime, but the manga was much better. BRING BACK THE FREE FANTRANS!

OH MY GOD.
Jerk, that is absolutely amazing. I mean, the description alone is gold. Thank you. So, so much.

I never watched the anime, but God damn the parasite innocence was fucking KILLER. And the manga was in the middle of the Alma Karma saga, right after they’d woken him and the entire cast surrounded by Level 4 akuma. Jesus Christ!

@ Gameking: For Berserk you mean? Oh man. Having read the whole thing, I can honestly tell you that it never stops getting better. That manga is like Tantric Sex.

Wait til you find out about the Skull Knight and what the CRIMSON MOTHERFUCKING BEHELIT DOES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. This manga will just WRECK YOUR SHIT.

Y’know, there’s a lack of any valuable and in-depth philosophical conversations here. I never get a chance to talk to anyone I physically hang out with, so here’s hoping I can find refuge from the inanity of real life here, within these forums.

‘Cause in-depth philosophical conversations just seem pointless on a lot of levels and keep getting dominated by pretentious snobs. I mean, what’s the point? Most things I believe are too entrenched to be dug out by any internet conversation and, at any rate, we spend most of the time shooting the shit anyway.

Oh well. Start one if you think you can. I won’t derail, but I doubt I’ll read it.

Let’s see. I could name a few. The thing that annoys me about the people I talk to is that their conversations serve no purpose. I’d settle for me being able to connect with someone who shares similar views as me, but these people just ignore me. I try to talk about religion, government, ways of life, the way people think, the different personalities people have, and they’d rather talk about trivial experiences and what they ate for breakfast, f even that. I start a subject that will change people’s lives and they way they look at things, and they blow me off.

Sorry if that sounded ranty.

BECAUSE THEY SCARED, THEY SCURRED.

No, really, a lot of people are comfortable discussing that stuff. Me, I don’t because it bores me.

And I didn’t eat breakfast today. Nyeh.

It’s not that they’re uncomfortable, it’s that they have no attention span. And I though I was absent minded.
So. How do you deal with people who lie through their teeth to manipulate others to do their bidding? Is there any way of dethroning them, or enlightening their apparent followers?

Well, i don’t lie, i use the truth to do that, just not all the truth.

But how do i deal with people who do that? Just ignore them and make them feel like they don’t exist.

Be patient, gather evidence, then expose them as a fraud. I’m like Alexander solving Gordian’s Knot.

They have such inflated egoes that they cannot be eliminated simply by being ignored. And there are too many people who are his/her/its “minions,” as it seems. If you come up to them, they blindly defend the person you accuse of being arrogant/corrupt.

Oh, and I do gather evidence. But I’ve been doing that for years, and I haven’t been able to make a dent. any paint scratches are just repainted over.

Goddamn it Jerk, “Berserk” just crashed my internet for the last hour and a half. My bandwidth couldn’t handle the raw amazement. It wrecked my shit.

Also, Dr. Klaus, manipulation? All acting. Tears in the right places can lend a lot to your predicament, especially if you try to ignore them. Seem really deep and emotional, but you aren’t gonna break down, not you! This is all acting experience by the way and not at all things I learned from lying, no sir, not me officer, I was at my friend’s that night what ski mask PLEAD THE FIFTH.

As i said, i use their egoes agenst them. they think their so important but when some one ignores their very ixistence, they can’t take it. things get bad at first but after a wile they break down. I sent one to therapy like that. At the end he bust into the lunchroom and grabed my shirt and screamed “Pay atention, i’m here! I’m here! I exist! Look At ME!!” they hauled him off and i thinkl he was commited for a wile but i moved befor he got out so i don’t know. I still laugh when i think about it

@Lark90
Did you ever get the people who talked about you while they were standing four feet away? As if you ignoring them made you deaf. Always fun to hear that conversation.

Oh yes, when they did i’d always bust out laughing, they would say some funny shit. They stoped doing it after a wile though

I do that all the time, sometimes staring off into space while keeping track of three conversations at once. Of course, all the conversations are about nothing of importance. I did it at lunch, and in the middle of everything I blurted out exactly what everyone had just been saying. These two girls looked at me like I was crazy. “What the heck? How do you do that?” they ask. I make up some scientific jargon, like “Y’know how videos are made up of lots of pictures moving fast enough to create the illusion of motion? I listen to each conversation for a split second, switch conversations, and keep sampling and alternating, and I piece together the conversations all at the same time.” Which is of course all balderdash. But i’m sort of known for my radical and usually correct scientific explanations, so they believe me. And are all astounded.

I love listening to their converations, but i used a book as cover

And then there are these people who act a certain way wwhen you’re around, but differently when its you plus some other people.

Yea, my old friend was one of them. When i think back i wander why hung out with him

I love that, especially with teens. Teenagers think that as long as a friend is there, they’re invincible, but one thing goes wrong and immediate shit-storm. I was never mean to anyone, I just kept my distance, and apparently that makes you scary and mean, so a kid slapped me on the ass once and I took a step toward him. His response? Literally fall on the floor, crawl backwards saying, “Dude, dude! I only meant it as a sign of brotherhood! A sigh of brotherhood!” I laughed at him, extended my hand and said, “It’s fine, just don’t slap me on the ass.” He was pale as a ghost. Fun times.

On the subject of dethroning a mob of people who
“minions who lie through their teeth and get others to do their bidding” and “act a certain way when you’re around”

first piece of evedence gathered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnGmh4C-JOk
That is all.
sammy

TOTALLY NOT GAY

<3

Yea, first two days at one of the scools i whent to my brother overheard some people say i was going to be a cerial killer, Ah good times indead

One day, in kindergarten, I had a bad day. I said I wondered what it would be like to be dead. Of course, I just wanted to go home. But I had the school on suicide watch for about a month.

Oh, no, I’m derailing my own traing of though!

Is there any way to get people to stay on topic? (Not in relation to this thread)

In this world? Hell no

my solution was not giving a roal shit.
My social life managed to take a nose dive so I put it the fuck out of my mysery.
I became such an evil that I managed to get avoided on perpose untill the nineth grade when people (including me) were more acseptable to be around without bowing to the social order.

Are there any strategies that get people to pay attention to you?

edit: like, are there things you can work into your conversation that will satisfy others’ interest?

Impulse.

yes, but I recomend the other goal.

@guy bellow me still recomend the other goal.

@Jerk
If he was at all attractive, I may have reacted differently. Also, this was an all boy’s Christian high school, so you could basically be as much of a homosexual as possible so long as you pointed out that what you just did was gay. It was an unspoken rule, like, “Dude the showers are already awkward, please don’t stare at my junk.”
@Dr. Klaus
Light yourself on fire. Works well 100% of the time.
Or so I’m told.

Pay atention? Walk up and slap them in the face, they’ll pay attention real quick

^^^^^^^^^^ still recomend the other goal.


when in pre collage becoming a smart kid gets all kinds of attention if you ar willing to teach your fellow students. Just don’t ever, ever do the work for them or your respect will go out the window.

nothing will do the job 100% of the time.
no matter what your oppinion talking about abortion will get attention.
still recomend the other goal.

guy bellow me
haaaaa

That’s a pretty funny reaction, actually. If a guy pats my ass, my reaction is: “You are about to lose that hand.”

But not for the reason you think: my anus has a mind of its own, and it will eat anything that moves within range.

@Jerk: Why am I not surprised?

And you know something else I don’t get? I’m incredibly bright, am very talented in art, music, theater, writing, and lots of other things, I have a wide range of hobbies, and can be sentimental when necessary. And People ignore me, and choose to hang out and talk to these incompetent boobs.

Society, meet the Absence of Logic.

They hang around them because stupidity is the funnyest shit in the world. Thats why people like us use them to entertain us