Bittersweet Candy Bowl

that means you got through this through beer and then a replacement and still considered killing yourself.
booooooy…..
You Gangsta!

and ninja.
this is a legitamet topic based conversation.
It is not ment to amuse an assassen monky.

If you didn’t notice, I was being sarcastic and trying to lighten up the mood.

I only thought about it in the early stages but droped it later. And Shannon is NOT a replacment. When you love someone they can never be replaced, Just like Shannon can now never be replaced.

And this is why your mother can never be proud of you, Dirt:

Dude, you could be replaced.
and I didn’t and don’t mean a replacment for that particular pearson.
People create there own place in each pearsons heart.
but she is only there because both you and her did not have a current love.
There has to be a hole in you where somone should be before you can fill it.

“sigh” I don’t think you’ve been in love before have you dirt?

On a less annoying note…






I am done now.


I hope that you can all sort out whatever drama that you are dealing with, and I hope that Dirt becomes less of a nitpicking ninny. I am getting sick of his complaints. Why can’t he just cool it. It as if everything bothers him. Including this obviously fake rant designed to get him all riled up until he realizes it is a joke. Especially the part about him getting all riled up.

However, If he learned to spell, I could take him more seriously (though I doubt he wants that.

[/ranting on and on forever]

Thought you had work Ninja?

I mean that I realise that she has here own special place in your heart but she would not have her own special place in your heart if your original love had never broken up with you.

ninja is clearly scrooing around at work.

Small corection, she broke from me

Multitasking is much easier when you can be in two places at once.


And as for the girlfriend conundrum that is at hand, each person you love leaves a mark on your metaphorical heart. There will never be someone else just like her, and so she cannot just be replaced. You can find a replacement for someone to fulfill your general need for acceptance and love, but it will never be the same.

Better? Maybe?

We reached that conclution right before you arived.

“sigh” well kiddis i got to get some sleep, got work tomarow. So i’ll be back

(hehe i still love bad jokes)

You clearly have no idea who you are dealing with.

why?
at ninja

I wonder if you could be trained, Magical box of dirt.

I do find it slightly annoying that you type words without necessarily knowing how to spell them. For example, ‘legitimate’, ‘assassin’, and ‘conclusion’. Perhaps we could also work on the proper use of there/their and you’re/your.

I will give you two bits of advice to start with:

1. Do not post the first thing that pops into your head. Choose your words carefully, and consider what you want to say.

2. Always read over your words before posting. This will allow you to fix any errors (and also allows time for sober second thought). If in doubt, consult a dictionary or use a spell-checker.

As a bonus, these tips will also improve your schoolwork substantially.

Why do you have no idea? Probably because you chronically underestimate people.

no.
why is it clear tat I don’t know who I was dealing with.
or better yet
how have I underestimaed you?

@ wacko
so
I ask again are you new here or have you returned?
and fine I will just use an open copy of word

If you can’t see it in yourself, no one else can show you. You cannot teach a blind man to see.

As for underestimating this is why:

either because I ignored your jokes just long enough to finish my argument thing
or
because I said you were screwing around at work and as such limited you to being in one location. It is possible that there are two people who use your joke and agree to pretend to be the same person but past that I still link you to the limits of the physical world.

I am new here. Forgive me if you’ve asked the question before; I don’t follow all the posts, and these pages scroll by quite fast.

I’m glad that you’re open to suggestions. Perhaps you can be trained, step by step. “What men must know, a boy must learn.”

Welcome
And
Bullshit

I am willing to use word and I already figured out you guys hate de-railing.
by the way read a little over half of this page.

Thank you.

Clearly, you are willing to use a word. Or words.

Topic derailing I don’t mind so much. Anyway, that’s not step one. Step one is getting you to use your words correctly. If you can do that consistently, you will already be much improved.

Ninja should be asleep as he is much younger than he leads one to believe. :.D
Not to take the wind out of his hidden sails, of course.

Lark, I honestly know what you mean. Shit, when I think about it, I’m always lamenting the previous girl I’m with during my stay with the current one (though never aloud). Hnnnng. The last girl was SUCH a babe too. I wish I could take her body and just leave her personality in a dumpster somewhere.

On a related note, something Lark said to me that first time we talked gave me an idea for the most retarded Halloween costume ever. I want to hire one of those trophy companies that makes shit for little leagues to make me a gold medal that says “Fastest Sperm” and a bronze one that says “Autistic” that I can put on the first person to make fun of my costume.

Dirt, no one really cares about derailing except outside this thread. It’s when you spam it with stupid shit that it becomes a problem.

wacko…you’re fucking welcome here! :.D

OK….
Some could consider what you just said about your old GF offensive but other than that we need a new topic.
How about stuff we think of as creepy as hell?
I hate spiders.
When a picture of a spider is in a book I keep my hand away and I freak out a little when I first realize I’m touching an image of one.
Now I wait for some users to wake up.

Oh, and you can remove a personality. Just take any thin object and insert it into any smooth surface of a person by about a foot repeatedly.

I think creepy things are completely awesome! These things include:
- dicks as tall as skyscrapers with eight googly eyes (my spirit animal)
- flying vaginas with teeth and a single eye where the clitoris should be and dragonfly wings (my other spirit animal)
- sentient, carnivorous anuses
- leaving my ex-girlfriend’s personality in a Denny’s dumpster while I find a way to put my current girlfriend’s mind inside so she can at least have a healthy body (completely awesome)

sorry, still working on putting a personality in.
Is it iven a vaginal anymore? there is no hole.
I had a dream with anuses that eat things once.

It’s still a vagina. It has the labia, the vulva and an object that resembles a clitoris. It also flies around and tells me to masturbate all the time. I don’t know if that makes it creepy or hilarious.

I guess it depends on how you imagine your flying vaginas.





or it could be like navi but pink

[x] Teeth
[x] Hole

Meh. Close enough.

That’s what I thought.
plus I got to make doctor who reference.

now I go back to waiting for people to wake up.
by y’all !

I just woke up at 7:20 after less than 5 hours of sleep to finish this stupid project that is still not done.

Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeee.

This little guy freaked the hell out of me when i was younger. Yes, I was fifteen, and i still lost sleep ;_;

Aww, Commie, I hope you do well.

Good luck, sis ^_^

I ended up using all of my gray chalk, so now I can’t finish my still life.

All right, one post befor i go to work.

Hahaha i still remeber that statement Vincy. You should see the look on peoples faces when you use that in real life. Priceless
For those who don’t know i said: Five billilon sperm in your mother whome and you were the fastest?

@LaC: Sorry to hear that and good luck.

@Gabe: fun times, hope your piece turns out the way you want.

@Vin: Does this mean that Jessie is no longer MIA?

@ILB and everyone else:

Good Morning.

No, she came back for a little while. I think she wants to see the world in case this surgery changes something about the way she sees it.

Well that project is gonna suck, but it’s only 10% of my final paper so maybe it won’t be too bad.

Ah. I’m still hoping/praying that it all goes well and hopefully it doesn’t affect her in any negative fashion.



Sorry to hear that Leaving a Comment.

thank you sean!
good morning
I also should be doing more constructive things right now.

Let us hope for the best indeed.

My friend who is currently at West Point would be Joe in that song.

“So Say Good Morning!”

Lark90, I can only assume you were attempting to spell ‘womb’.

For that matter, it’s ‘remember’. And ‘before’. And ‘billion’.

Honestly, you should probably join Magical box of dirt in remedial spelling. Aren’t you older than him?

Oh, good.
I managed not to piss off someone!

@ wackos statement
haahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha!
oh, how glorious that is.
delectable, simply exquisite.
also how do you know my age?
I met an old lady who was just like my once.
that was a good day.

Lark is probably older than Dirt, and has been on here longer. So don’t question him ^_^

I was questioning wackos knowlage of my age.
and now yours.